This was an exceedingly unpleasant experience from start to finish...
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Initial comms were fairly positive and she sounded quite friendly on the phone, if a little distant. Although Zoe was unable to attend an outcall on the date originally arranged, she was able to attend at relatively short notice on the following day. However, she arrived around 45 minutes after the agreed time, without reason or apology.
I offered her a drink, use of the bathroom, a place to hang her coat etc. and she seemed pleasant enough. She was attractive and looked similar to the photographs on her AW profile, slim build although somewhat older than the advertised age of 28. I would add another ten years onto that, but she clearly looks after herself.
Everything was fine until the handover of paperwork (£170) after which her attitude and demeanour changed completely. It was straight off with her clothes, no attempt at foreplay or sensuality. No kissing allowed whatsoever, in spite of what is stated on her profile (which conspicuously contains just ten "Enjoys", two of which involve kissing) and absolutely no touching allowed on her. She was abrupt to the point of rudeness throughout the encounter, which given that she was a guest in my house, was rather alarming. Acted like she owned the place. I felt uncomfortable in my own home, which is a sensation I have not experienced before.
Her owo blowjob technique (which I would charitably describe as "medium throat") is one dimensional, a rapid jackhammer head-bobbing which is blatantly designed to get the job done as quickly as possible. My repeated requests for her to slow down were completely ignored. The only time she paused in her frantic gobbling was to assure me that I could cim (as previously agreed both verbally and by text).
Just as I was about to cum, suddenly and without warning she jerked her head off my cock and sat upright. I let her know in no uncertain terms that I was going to ejaculate and to my utter dismay, she started laughing and remained sitting bolt upright, making no attempt to return to my cock. After cumming, she had the audacity to exclaim "That was quick!"
With a considerable degree of self-restraint, I asked her why she had pulled away. Her response beggared belief: "Because I didn't want to get it in my eye"
I asked her to explain how she could get spunk in her eye if my cock was in her mouth. She claimed it had happened to her before
With hindsight, I realised I should have requested a refund then shown her the door, but foolishly, I was determined to get my money's worth (bit late for that) and allowed her to stay. After a perfunctory, lacklustre massage completely lacking in enthusiasm she started to perform another one of her jackhammer bj's. By this stage, I realised I'd been stitched up like a kipper. She asked to leave with over 15 minutes of the punt left. I had no objections.
Summary: In spite of the fact that two out of ten of the "Enjoys" on her list involve CIM, it is abundantly clear she has no intention of delivering. Zoe is a duplicitous, unpleasant woman who gives decent working girls a bad name. She evidently has nothing but contempt for punters. After the appalling way she treated me, the feeling is mutual. Avoid like the plague.
This has put me off outcalls for life.
Topic: London / Zoe Superstar (TOFFT) London Outcall - WORST PUNT EVER!! (Read 3876 times)