Sorry guys , this is my first review. I haven’t punted for 2.5 years , I recently decided to try
External Link/Members OnlyWhat a big disappointment.
I found her quite attractive in a voluptuous way , nice big boobs , facially average , her attitude was very poor though from the start .
Tried to initiate some short friendly small talk upon arrival , just to be friendly and help her relax .
She was very short and abrupt though and I kind of got that dismissive vibe early on - and my fears were confirmed .
She started of with oral (oral with as requested) , I would score as 5/6 out of 10
I then wanted to get her in cow girl and see those lovely boobs bouncing , but unfortunately after just 5 mins ,that lovely sight disappeared as she decided she had enough of cow girl.
I stayed polite and pulled her up on that - asking / saying in a jokey way - excuse me but I am the customer aren’t I ? - I thought I was paying for a service - and that I had the choice of services that were available ?
Her response - blank expression / care free look on her face - kind of got impatient and her tone got abrupt again - saying something short , along the lines of “if I don’t want to do it - I don’t do it.”
So I respected her call, thinking she might be sore - from other meets she’s had during the day.
I’m not he biggest guy by the way - I’m like 5.5 inches - so I don’t think it was size related - she just couldn’t be bothered to put any effort in and this vibe continued on throughout the remainder of the 30 mins session . .
Tried her in mish and doggy - totally unresponsive / lacking interest - she she even started complaining about me not cumming ! I mean is it any wonder- when she’s just going through the motions and there’s no response from her.
Now I’m not married but I remember seeing a Harry Enfield sketch about a married couple having sex
While the wife is reading a book and he’s reading a newspaper - while they are going at it in missionary- just completely dull, mechanical , cold and boring ! That is kinda what I was experiencing - and I paid £50 for it for 30 mins .
So folks my advice to you, unless you like that type of thing is to save your time and money and go elsewhere.
I thought I’d take a chance anyway as she hadn’t been reviewed for some time
- anyway I hope this helps the community.