Chinese girl with bad breath - Cambridge

[JayEZ2K]

Name: I forgot her name, so I'll call her "Kǒuchòu" which means bad breath in Chinese. She's touring Cambs during the first week of December.

Phone: 07593217423‬

Location: Just north of midsummer commons/River

Paid: £70/30 minutes

Girl: Looked good at first, mid Late 20's to mid 30's oriental with large breasts and a decent face. Clothes off and her tits were a bit saggy, and belly was flabby and unattractive. Even worse, she had really bad breath. OW, CG, and mish. Her breath was so bad I was wondering if I should just leave and get a partial refund. I ended up bending her over so I wouldn't have to smell her breath, and her ass actually looked decent from behind. To my surprise she had a perfect butthole, so I ended up salvaging the punt with a very long doggy (which she was grimacing during), prone, and doggy session, with her cheeks spread for a view of her ass and butthole. I managed to get my thumb into her butthole, halfway to the first knuckle and came like that.

I managed to enjoy the doggy, but that isn't enough to make this a non-negative, especially given the price.

[winkywanky]

So in summary, her arse smelt better than her mouth. Oh dear.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

So in summary, her arse smelt better than her mouth. Oh dear.

Simples!, her intrernal plumbing had become reversed;)
 
alimentary  innit!?..

[winkywanky]

Boom Boom! 

[JayEZ2K]

Simples!, her intrernal plumbing had become reversed;)
 
alimentary  innit!?..

Haha, I think that was an episode on South Park.

Actually, I find that quite a few girls have bad breath, but their asses are always clean when I check. I think it's because it's simple to wash one's ass, but bad breath can have many different causes that get overlooked (tongue, throat, tonsils, and even lungs).

[winkywanky]

...or even sucking lots of strange cocks for a job...

[Chorley]

...or even sucking lots of strange cocks for a job...

Trust you!

[winkywanky]

 

[DouglasReynholm]

UKP is the funniest board I've ever been on. When I saw this thread in the East England list I thought Chinese girl with bad breath was the title of her AdultWork profile.

Googling her number (cos that's all JEZ posted) this came top:
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Korean it says. They eat kimchee, which is pickle cabbage that's been buried underground for months. In a jar though. Actually it's delicious but it does stink, QED.

Also came up:
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Because Of Have bad experience in the Past, I Cant Take Any Black and Drunk Customer
I'm white so that means I can get tanked up and go round there - and blacks can go round there sober. Could be a united nations threesome. If we put clothes pegs on our nose. Amazing to think how many people will read this bollocks I type here. 

[winkywanky]

...all this just goes to show the importance of correct grammar and syntax    .

[iq129]

Simples!, her intrernal plumbing had become reversed;)
 
alimentary  innit!?..

Do you mean like Donald Trump’s internal plumbing?

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