apologies for the vagueness of the title - this should really be three separate reviews but I don't have the will left to write three. As I'm likely to get verbose, I'll start with the conclusions, then the details. Anyone who doesn't like long reads can skip the details.
Conclusions :-
1. if you fancy a 4 hands massage from two middle aged but reasonably attractive thai women where the massage is ok-ish and the HR is pretty good for £30 for 30 mins then you could do worse than see
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But it is nothing approaching a GFE, and your half hour starts the second you arrive and ends the second you squirt, unlike other places I've been where time taken to shower, undress, dress etc is not included in the half hour (in fact, there is no shower).
2. Despite some good reviews,
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External Link/Members Only and/or her pimp think nothing of wasting your time. And unless she spends half the time she is with a client exchanging messages with other potential punters (me in this case) then it is not her who you will be speaking to.
3.
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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12043.msg180084;topicseen#msg180084 4. David Moyes is doing a crap job of managing united.
Details :-
I had a rare day off on my own today, so decided to take advantage. I noticed that
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I spotted
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Alexa did, and I suggested we meet at 13.45. She replied she was busy then, could we make it 14.45 instead. OK said I, and then decided to kill two birds with one stone and use the extra hour I had to wait to go see
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Then Sexy Woman also replied, and I told her that sorry, I've now made arrangements to see some-one else. This was my biggest mistake of the day - I should have stuck with some-one tried and trusted.
Anyway, I arrived at the thai place about 13.30, not much to add to what I've already said above.
Left there about 14.00 and made my way towards Alexa. Got there about 14.20 which I thought was too early to call, so I popped in to Asda and bought a butty. At 14.35 I texted to say I'd arrived but knew I was a little early. She replied almost immediately that she was busy till 15.00, could I wait? I wasn't best pleased but had suggested earlier that I may be a little late so I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Bizzarely we then proceeded to exchange several 'chatty' type texts which I found odd seeing as she was supposedly with a client! At 15.04 I texted again, and was asked to wait another 5 mins. At 15.13 I told her I was leaving cos I'd waited long enough, which seemed to surprise her. At 15.16 she suggested I should visit her friend sexy lucy angel instead! At 15.18 she texted me her flat number so I could go see her friend. By this time I was already back at the station and told I'd left so stop texting me. I don't believe I was actually communicating with her - more likely her pimp or her friend.
So I then contacted Sexy Woman again, to try and rescue something of the afternoon. But she must have been busy as no response to calls or texts. By this time the battery on my phone was beginning to die, and if I'd had any sense I'd have gone home. But instead I went into a pub, and had a pint so I could have a little think. I concluded I should head back towards home and try some-one local. So I found a bus and got on it. Lo and behold, there was a burst water main on the bus route, and before I knew it I'd been sat on the bus for about an hour and the pint I'd drunk wanted to come out. I had no choice but to get off the bus, find another pub, and seek relief. Luckily, this pub lent me a phone charger, so I was back in action. I checked who was around and concluded I would try
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External Link/Members Only again. By the time I got near her place it was about 18.40. I confirmed on the phone she offered anal, owo, cim and dfk and went to meet her. I confirmed all these again prior to paying. Once she had the money she 'remembered' that anal was only available for 1 hour bookings (I'd decided to go for 30 mins as I already had my doubts about what I should expect from her) and she doesn't so DFK. The OWO lasted about 30 seconds, then she climbed on board to do cow girl. I tried to caress her tits but was told "that is not good for me" meaning she didn't like it. This lasted another 45 seconds before she suggested missionary. I banged away in mish for about 5 mins then started to get tired so suggested doggy. That wasn't good for her either apparently. I was starting to get a bit fed up with proceedings by this point. I suggested cow girl again but she refused. I suggested more oral but she refused. I suggested even a fucking hand job but she refused! WTF!!! Then, 15 minutes after I'd arrived, she jumped off the bed and said my 30 mins was up. There's not much you can do in these circumstances unless you are prepared to employ violence, and girls like her and Jessi21 know this, so I called her a lying cheating bitch, got dressed and left. Just like Jessi was, I think they are geared up for 15 minute quickies, anyone who takes more than 5 minutes to cum pisses them off and they just refuse to continue.
Then I went to the pub to meet a couple of chums and watch my team united play against city .... perfect end to a perfect day.
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