Author Topic: Kelsey - Massage Northampton  (Read 2669 times)

Offline MajorPayne

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Logistics: Easy booking, quick call to the maid and all done. Booked 30 mins for £60.  Today was Kelsey's first day at Massage Northampton but not to the industry.

Profile:  When I booked the profile stated all services, but now changed to give a more accurate reflection of what's on offer though I would debate "PSE" (no DT, no swallow, no rimming, etc.).  Her photographs; although just 27yo the years since the photographs on her profile were taken, have not been kind to her.  I'm guessing she is now a dress size 12 rather than the 10 on the profile definitely not the slim looking girl I expected.

Location: Kettering Road.  No problems parking.

Looks: My first impression was to ask myself if this was the same girl as in the photographs.  It was but I had not expected quite a difference.  Large breasts with decent nipples and a tummy not obvious in her photographs.  Pretty enough girl but pales when compared to Mia/Cherry, she is just not in their league.   Kelsey wore bright red lipstick so be very careful to wipe off all evidence before you leave.

Services: Kissing (DFK), OWO, RO, CIM

The Punt: Started badly as Kelsey was some 20 minutes late entering the room, with much apologies and saying she didn't know the area.  The maid thought Kelsey had already worked at MN in the past as they had photographs of her and additionally whenever I don't know an area I make a point of getting there well ahead of time.  Her journey consisted of  train and then taxi to the door . . . 

I was hoping she was a swallower but I was very quickly dissuaded from that hope.  Kelsey's first question was would I like a massage, "no thankyou" ain't having any of that time wasting shit.  Some DFK to begin then it was off with the clothes and some OWO on me.  I'm lying on the bed thinking she is just not doing it for me, not enjoying this blowjob.  After a few minutes of her getting no-where she popped the question do ya wanna fuck?  No, but I'll do some reverse oral.  Now it might have been because she was rushing, certainly I saw her use a wet wipe as she removed her clothes, but I thought there was a very mild aroma.  That aside nice, completely shaved pussy which I enjoyed licking and no false moans from Kelsey.    After I'd given her an orgasm it was back to my turn and 15-20 minutes into the punt I'm wondering if I've wasted my £60.   I touched her hair and maybe it is the fashion these days but it just felt unclean, greasy, just not a pleasant feeling, certainly didn't have that freshly washed feel.   Her oral skills just aren't doing it for me, once I had to ask her not to use her teeth and I noticed at one point she had both hands wrapped around my dick so only able to take a small amount of the length into her mouth.  Not a deal breaker for me but something I'd never experienced before and a little off-putting none the less.   Now into the last 10 minutes and still nothing and then slowly got that feeling which, after some work, took me over the line.  I was surprised at how long it took as Mia had me cumming within the first 5-10 minutes. Handed a wet wipe to allow me to clean myself. Compared to Samantha and Mia this was a hard work punt for me.

Getting dressed, tried to remove evidence of her lipstick and heard the knock on the door, got my 30 minutes.

Summary: Information on her profile gave me expectations I feel Kelsey didn't live up to.  Nice enough young lady but I won't be seeing her again as the oral just felt like too much hard work and I didn't get my normal happy sensations as she sucked me, your experience may be completely different.  With two positive punts with Samantha and Mia maybe three in a row was asking too much.

Offline doughboy

Wow, she's been around the block a few times. She used to work at the various HoD locations in London and MK (as Ashley I think) and then she did a stint at HotBox (as Nicole), which is where I saw her. She was shite then, looked a lot older and fatter than her pics.

Offline MajorPayne

She was shite then, looked a lot older and fatter than her pics.

No change then. Can't recommend her.   :scare: :dash:

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What a shame her performance has declined. I too saw her at HoD, found her very attractive at the time, had a good time with plenty of DFK and a CIM finish. Later ads at Temptations and MN (yes she has worked there before) specifically mentioned no kissing. So at least she has resumed kissing. Sounds like she has maybe let herself go a bit.

Offline simon07

She used to work at Classique, door fee £10 for 30 minutes, £70 for the gal and no kissing. Crap place Classique, Loughborough. Not a great punt and photos seem photoshopped.

Offline doughboy

This is how Massage Northampton want you to think she looks like:

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This is how she really looks:

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Imagine rocking up, expecting a lithe and slim girl and then encountering the reality....

« Last Edit: December 16, 2019, 12:05:19 pm by doughboy »

Offline MajorPayne

This is how Massage Northampton want you to think she looks like:

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This is how she really looks:

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Imagine rocking up, expecting a lithe and slim girl and then encountering the reality....
Yeah, that pissed me off big time.  And despite her working in the industry for a number of years her oral technique was one of the worst I have come across.

Offline Charliehutton

This is how Massage Northampton want you to think she looks like:

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This is how she really looks:

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Imagine rocking up, expecting a lithe and slim girl and then encountering the reality....

Good work, DB. We expect a bit of artistic licence when it comes to profile pics, but that's taking the piss.

Offline MajorPayne

Good work, DB. We expect a bit of artistic licence when it comes to profile pics, but that's taking the piss.
It's why I appreciate forum members posting reviews, so other punters can avoid SPs taking the piss!