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External Link/Members OnlyMeet took place early October but not had much time to put up review. Went due to being a little intrigued about the reggae music ( I like reggae music)in a massage rather than the usual YouTube relaxing music.
Quick Summary - Worst ever. Don’t even f*cking bother, seriously. Even thinking about it now makes me cringe. Set fire to £60 - you’ll get more satisfaction - in fact think of the worst Rom punt and I’ll guarantee you that was better!
Little more detail - Comms were quite simple. All done via text, replies after an hour or so so spot booked.
Not a very busy location just off the Rookery Road in Handsworth. Parking aplenty. Gets to the door and she opens it quickly. In hindsight the decor should got me thinking but it never. Imagine looking up on a nice summer day, clear blue sky with the odd cloud - she has this on the floor. Anyway paperwork sorted and up the stairs in a small, but fit for purpose room, with more clouds and blue sky on the floor and on the ceiling. Massage table with head hole and with a small mirror positioned underneath the head hole - fuck knows what for.
She goes out the room to ‘get myself ready’ and returns few mins later naked. A previous review describes her pretty well. (How I wished I’d seen that before) Giant buttons for tits with normal buttons stuck on as nipples. She actually reminded me of an old well used mop. Bushy scraggy head and a long handle. She puts on some reggae music and rabbits on about Good vibes one love blah blah blah. She starts the massage which was, quite simply put - shit.
Uses coconut oil which isn’t an issue but could hardly feel her hands, it was that light. More like a light rub. Legs, back, bum and thighs. No arms, shoulders or neck. She’s flexible as she jumps on the table often. As the massage was a total waste I was kind of hoping the ending would turn it around. 🙈. Boy was I wrong. After a few minutes she does the accidental ball touch whilst massaging (if that’s what u want to call it) my inner thighs. She had long nails so was scratching me as she was twisting her hands inside my thigh. I had to ask her to stop.
She then jumps on top of me for the b2b. I honestly didn’t feel a thing. Now, I’m not a big bloke, but she must not weigh more then a few stone. I knew she was on me because of her mop brushing against my neck And face. Few mins of this and I was staring at myself in the oddly placed mirror thinking what the fuck am I doing here!
She gets me to turn around and jumps on top using her pussy rubbing it notoriously close to my dick. I told her too close and she said not to worry as I wasn’t gonna get sex - thank fuck! Still, too close I told her, she moved away a little carrying on with her version of a b2b. She tried to get me hard but I was totally disinterested and what I was looking at in front of me most definitely wasn’t even the remotest of pleasant so little man weren’t having any of it. Called it a day and left. Never ever again.
This has to top the list of worst ever, for me anyway. Even some of the walk-always have been More pleasurable.
Stick the the Thais, roms, Chinese - anyone other than her.
