I normally come on here to check out potential punts before making a booking but for the love of fuck I chose to rely on AW feedback
The woman I saw was SO SHIT I can only list what was shit about her and the punt:
Short version: Positives: none, apart from saving me a lot of money because this pale saggy cadaver has put me off punting for probably a long time.
Negatives: Creosote fake tan, saggy tits. stretch marks, hung over to hell to the point I could smell her vodka consumption from the night before( this was 1130am), baggy eyes, wrinkly face, 5 oclock shadow downstairs, watches TV whilst fucking you you, the most lifeless BJ I have ever had, unenthusiastic, the pics on her profile are here but don't be fooled as I was.
Long version:
Saw her at her apartment in Aberdeen town centre
Here we go: The woman/crow was not what I expected, the photos on the profile led me to believe this was a little firecracker ready to explode, what a got was a damp squib, thankfully she forgot I had asked for a 1 hr incall and it turned into a 30min punt. I should have walked but I was already inside the apartment.
Christy in the profile looks tanned, toned and warm even with her face obscured. The AW feedback gave me no concerns.
This girl was thin with droopy tits, stretch marks, cold as a penguin's arse feathers, terrible creosote fake tan
She had a dressing gown on, underneath that she had lingerie, high heels with stockings I couldn't see the droopy tits or stretch marks until she removed her bra.
She gyrated and teased quite sexily for a couple of mins until her phone went off. She got off me and composed a message to the sender I presume. I started losing my developing hard on., now I like DFK but all I could smell was the alcohol intake from the night before
She then took the rest of her lingerie and the full horror looking at her naked body dawned of the already shock on me that this was to be a terrible punt
She was going to blow me OWO but insisted I showered even though I had showered a couple of hours previous and in no way was I unclean, I suspect this was a timewasting measure.
So told her to proceed with the condom, OW was lifeless and I could hardly feel her mouth at all - it was like being blown by a fucking corpse, she reversed herself as to encourage me to give her oral but a sudden unpleasant odour from her fud just about made me lose my hard on. I sprung up and positioned her to fuck. Again I should have walked but I never
In short i fucked her her quick and shot my load in good time, made my excuses and left ASAP
With a couple of other disappointing experiences lately she is the ABSOLUTE WORST EXPERIENCE I HAVE HAD FOR A LONG TIME, IF EVER.
What's worse than the £70 i the I wasted wondering how much I'll spend on therapy in wanting to erase the memory and experience of this useless cold corpse of a woman.
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