Author Topic: Hana at Lilly Chinese Massage, Newcastle  (Read 6354 times)

Offline jackaroo2

B2B 1 hour, £80

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Location well known to many between Westgate Road and Scotswood Road.
 
Not seen Hana before, but was looking for something new. First impressions ok, but with very little English. Room is the small one downstairs, proper massage table, and it is clean and warm. Facially nice enough, body....ok. Definitely not skinny, but not fat. If I am unkind she is the kind of lady who looks hotter with clothes on, but ok naked. I did feel with not super sexy body and poor English this was going to be a so-so neutral. But, I was very wrong.

Initial massage was fine, asked if I was OK. I was. I just lay on my front and relaxed. A few early touches between the legs and she didn't waste too much time stretching over me and using her breasts across my  back. This was starting to go nicely. She was positioning herself in such a way that access in between her legs was allowing exploration and she wasn't dry. She was certainly receptive to a finger or two. And started making some nice noises. On she climbed and some lovely gliding began with a couple of lip kisses and also she sat up and glided her pussy up to my neck. Things were picking up even though she was a little scratchy. I couldn't stay face down much longer and with a half hour remaining I turned over.

The following 20+ minutes were spent with her pussy in my face, lots of kissing, gliding and periods with her off the table with me giving her pussy lots of attention and at one point fingers in both holes. Well, she was quite frantically giving my ass attention with a finger also, but was excellent at giving my boy the right amount of attention too. Not too much ensuring  I didn't shoot too quickly. With about 50-55 minutes in when in 69 position....she didn't use her mouth, I knew a huge explosion was on its way, which went all over her...neck/breasts area.

As I write this a few days on, I summarise the experience as very erotic, very intense/full on and everything you would wish in the content from a B2B. No hot rodding (tick), but the control of a lady to position herself where it is close and erotic, but not too close, good access to pussy, good gliding, kissing and genuine noises and shudders from her. The build up to explosion could not have been bettered. Variety on and off the table. For the content and intensity of the B2B, I would be unkind to say anything but a 10/10. Looks and body....OK. She is certainly not unattractive. She is probably about 35-36 (? - anyone's guess), 5ft 2 to 5ft 3 and maybe 9 and a bit stone. Size 10+ below and size 8 above.

Too often, I leave a massage thinking it was ok/good enough/as expected/and sometimes why did I bother. This time I left thinking wow. And, a few days on I am still thinking the same.

For those that don't know the premises there are two entrances. Use the one on the main road as it is far more discreet. And, there are at least two ladies working there, though I think only two rooms (others may know for sure), but one is upstairs and the other downstairs so again fairly discreet and I am pretty sure they make sure that you don't pass by others in the corridor. Also, I think they use Johnson's baby oil so for a hot towel wipe down at the end, you are unlikely to get all the residue/smell off so for those of you with others awaiting at home you should know this. There is almost definitely a shower upstairs so you may need to ask.

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Cheers for the review, sounds right up my street.

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She to went frantically on my arse a while back and it ended up hurting for a few days where she must have scratched internally.... She as described above but in my opinion not that controlled on the owld sphincter

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She to went frantically on my arse a while back and it ended up hurting for a few days where she must have scratched internally.... She as described above but in my opinion not that controlled on the owld sphincter

Actually, a very fair comment.

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Cheers for the review, sounds right up my street.

Genuinely watch ya arse with her... she doesn't hold back

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Genuinely watch ya arse with her... she doesn't hold back
That might just sway me against seeing her, it would have to be very gentle for me, nothing remotely rough in that area.    :timeout:

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Genuinely watch ya arse with her... she doesn't hold back

Well "It's a NO" from me on that one, as me "Khaki Buttonhole" is an "Exit Chute" ONLY......................  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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She goes all the way guys trust me from day one I have seen her never one time where we haven’t! She says she is 26 we talk all the time with translator. She reckons I am the only one she does with but after reading this I’m not too sure. Ps not in ego way but slept with quite a few girls on going out in town etc but this girl is good in bed.
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She goes all the way guys trust me from day one I have seen her never one time where we haven’t! She says she is 26 we talk all the time with translator. She reckons I am the only one she does with but after reading this I’m not too sure. Ps not in ego way but slept with quite a few girls on going out in town etc but this girl is good in bed.

 :D :lol: I love this site... It's the gift that keeps on giving when people post like this

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What should I write billabong? You tell me haha! I can’t use the shortened abbreviations I don’t know what half of them are haha
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What should I write billabong? You tell me haha! I can’t use the shortened abbreviations I don’t know what half of them are haha

Sorry I was referring to your own admission on 22nd august you see SP’s because you have no confidence with women and then in the post above state your proficient in sex due to shagging loads of birds in town...... also it seems to be lost on you that you’ve posted on a punting forum you’ve shagged loads of birds but it’s not an ego thing.... mate we’ve all shagged loads of birds it’s the whole point of this hobby..... join a golf forum and state casually your not blowing your own ego but you’ve smashed loads of balls in a driving range so your pretty good  :thumbsup:

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Hahaha ah right bro, nah this is my cousins, account (good young lad & handsome bastard unlike me haha, but really shy with da ladies) my mrs is a wizz at getting in to all my tech stuff so spare phone and his account! Just read what he wrote, I understand  you now mate, no probs. There are loads of girls on here who people say only this and only that, but it’s BULLSHIT, I know this firsthand & that’s NOT in an egotistical way either just truthful. We
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The point with this also is I ONLY pay the £40 massage fee also nothing else! On a driving range you want to hit more balls you buy another basket I get the basket for free each time!
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The point with this also is I ONLY pay the £40 massage fee also nothing else! On a driving range you want to hit more balls you buy another basket I get the basket for free each time!

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Banned for using a cousins account.

Should have been banned for writing illegible posts.

Probably been on the "Whacky Baccy".......................  :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:

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