External Link/Members OnlyI was in two minds about doing a review, but due to the crossover between Gumtree and Adultwork listings decided to do one to give my punting brothers a heads-up.
THE BOOKINGSee, I wasn't going to make a booking for a punt with
AngelGranger. I was going to book a massage with
Professional Swedish Massage with English Masseuse, which I'd seen on Gumtree:
External Link/Members Onlywhich I hadn't seen any reviews of on here, and I liked the sound of it. I called to make the booking and made the appointment (called Wednesday for Friday), and got straight through to Angel, who if you haven't spoken to her has an extremely horny voice, and is very flirty on the phone. She gave me some details of the massage, in that she'd be naked and that I could touch (without penetration), and that there would be a happy ending, all in the hours price of £70.
Happy with that!
And, to be honest, I think during the call she got a bit mixed up with which advert she was speaking about, as there was lots of flirting and between-the-lines comments which led me to believe there might be something more on offer than a rub-n-tug.
So made the booking and mentioned on another thread on here where I was going, and Cleats was kind enough to point out that the Angel of the Gumtree massage listing was actually AngelGranger on Adultwork, who does have reviews here. I was quite happy about that, as it meant that I could get any ambiguity out of the way, and that extras would very much be available.
I messaged Angel, told her I'd seen the other listing and if we upped the rate to the Adultwork level, could we mix it up a little and stray beyond the massage? She was quite happy about this as it meant she didn't have to faff about getting the massage table out.
Booking through Gumtree initially, and then by phone, was simples.
THE LOCATIONAngel asked me to confirm the booking pre-10 on the morning concerned, which I did, by text and received the postcode by return. Not the greatest part of Sheffield, by any stretch, but certainly not the worst.
I was running about 10 minutes late, but made sure I messaged Angel with an updated ETA, which she was absolutely fine with. When I first booked, she told me she had no other bookings Friday, so the timekeeping was a little relaxed, but that may have been different if she'd had other bookings after.
When I arrived on the road (by public transport...I
hate driving in Sheffield - public transport links are fine, if a trifle lengthy. It's a bus from the city centre, not a tram) I messaged again and was given the number. It's a two-storey flat up a couple flights of stairs. Clear directions, but you are going along a walkway passing other residents front windows. Didn't bother me, but curtains may twitch.
Knocked on the door (frosted glass, so got a bit of a tease as she approached), and she opened it within a few seconds.
THE LADYPlenty of pics on AW and one on Gumtree...it's very definitely her. She was in what looked like an oversized man's dress shirt, tan holdups and had her hair tied back. She has a couple pictures in that outfit in her gallery on AW, and she looked, frankly, sexy AF. Lovely smile and straight away into a hug and some LFK. Shoes off in the hallway (compliments on my shoes...nice touch) and some smalltalk and it was upstairs to the bedroom. Clean, tidy place, very homely, but she does have cats, which may be an issue to those with allergies. I'm very much a cat person and spent a little time stroking her pussy (insert obvious joke here).
Paperwork out the way (£100 for an hours GFE) and on with the show.
THE PUNTI get the impression that she enjoys the GFE side of things - there was a lot of kissing as we undressed each other, which is grand by me as kissing is a major turn-on. She did at this point, however, need to explain something to me...there was some bruising on her arse. She was at pains to point out that it was 100% consensual, and that she'd been to a fetish night at La Chambre (
External Link/Members Only) the night before, and it was a fetish night. I guess she was explaining that (a) she hadn't been beaten up, and (b) if it was a turn-off for me, she was giving me fair warning. I was OK with it, and after the initial sight (it wasn't too grim, TBH) I hardly noticed it again.
She did offer me a shower before, but I was clean as a whistle, so declined.
Under the shirt was a nice bra-and-knickers set, which I asked her to leave on after the shirt came off. Onto the bed for more kissing, stroking and undressing. She turned over a large hourglass for the time (nice touch, I thought), which at one point later I glanced at - she looked at me aghast and said "you're not a clockwatcher are you??" which also indicated that she isn't. And she isn't.
One point about size. I quite like curves. Angel says on AW that she's a size 16, but at least one review on here says that they thought she was smaller than that. Size 16 was about right for me. All in proportion though, and she's a very pretty lass, but if you want a toned, model type, then Angel isn't the girl for you. She's inked, but not excessively so and has a stud downbelow. That's the only piercing I noticed...she may have her ears done, but I didn't spend a lot of time looking at her ears! Her left nipple is inverted, but still sensitive, judging by her reactions to it being kissed, licked or teased.
I'm not going to go through the blow-by-blow, as there was a lot of it, but I will give a few highlights. AW states that she doesn't let you CIM, and that is true in my experience, but there was a
lot of OWO, and I had to stop her a couple of times to prevent her getting a mouthful. The second time, she asked if I was sure, and I responded that "unless you want to break a rule..." and she did stop, but it was a genius tease...implying that she'd consider breaking that rule for me. Now you, she and I all know that she 99% wouldn't, but she is VERY good at teasing and the implication was a hell of a turn on. During some wanking later she was licking the tip, and after the spurt did lick my cock clean, so she's not shy of the taste.
She squirts.
A lot.
Seriously, you may need PPE. Possibly a diving mask and a snorkel.
First time was when I was down on her and she came in my mouth and I made sure I swallowed it all. Again a couple of times when I was fingering her and playing with her clit, and again when we were fucking. I was worried that she may be getting dehydrated!
She does like to be fucked hard, and likes it from behind. Happy to oblige, luv!
I did, early on, say I was tempted to go for the original massage which I'd booked, with maybe a bit of oral. Her response was "there is
no way your're not fucking me, mister!!!" She does seem to enjoy her work!
All the way through was lots of kissing, caressing and teasing, so it was very much a GFE, but that's what I'd asked for. She seems very versatile though, so if your tastes lean in other directions, she'd be very obliging - afterwards we did talk about the whole fetish thing and she has lots of likes. I felt quite vanilla!!
I'm not sure if we'd finished having sex before or after the hourglass, but we lay for a long time on the bed just kissing, cuddling and talking. She's very easy to get along with and conversation came easily. After I'd torn myself off the bed, had a shower and got dressed I looked at my watch and it was an hour and fifty since I arrived. No trace of clockwatching or hurrying me out the door and I'd stayed almost double the time! As I'd said, she had no other bookings, so she may have just been glad of someone to talk to, or may have just enjoyed the whole post-coital cuddling.
THE VERDICTMaybe not the best sex I've ever had, but certainly top ten! The only thing that would score Angel below perfect was the fact that she doesn't do CIM or swallowing. Perhaps that's a good thing, as I'd be in there every bloody week!!
Heartily recommended if a GFE with a girl with curves is your thing. For the more leftfield kind of punt, then someone kinkier than I is going to have to pick up the gauntlet and go dungeoneering...and I don't mean you'll need a 20-sided-dice!
Would I go back? Already booked in.
Value for money? Utterly epic sex with a great girl for £100 for the hour (assuming the extra time doesn't always apply if she doesn't have a slack afternoon) is good VFM in my book. I only popped the once, but have NO doubts that as many as you can in the timeframe is good with her!
