Punting and Aging: How has your punting experience changed as you've aged?

[JayEZ2K]

As a middle-aged punter, I am finally happy and content with life. I would be perfectly happy to continue my existence like this indefinitely, but of course, things will change. So for those of you who have been around much longer, how has your punting experience changed as you've aged?


Do looks deteriorate to the point that WGs become repulsed, resulting in poor service or declined bookings? Does this limit you to booking with older ladies, rather than girls in their 20's? (I can tell that most early 20 girls are disinterested in me. Sometimes mid-20's to mid-30's have some attraction, or at least can fake it.)

Does general health decline making it difficult to attend bookings? (For example, heart attack risk with sex, or mobility issues to attend punts. I know some older gentlemen struggle with the stairs at the Soho Walkups due to age.)

Does sexual health decline, making it difficult to sustain an erection and cum from sex? Or other ailments that make it difficult to have sex?

Are the finances as a pensioner adequate to fund punting? Or do dwindling pensions and increased cost of living make punting too expensive?

[standardpostage]

I used to have full sex.
Nowadays very happy with just massage and happy ending.
If condom used I tend to wilt, hence just happy ending.
Only cum once in a meeting.
In my 70s.
If girl has maximum age limit, I just move on, no problem, plenty of fish in the sea, as they say.
Never pay more than £100 per hour (usually less) , due to just having massage with extra's.
Happy punting 

[GreyDave]

  59 years old .

In my teens some working girls in soho wouldnt see me BUT the Older ladies did and I got the impression they liked a young guy seveal allowed 2 cums in less than 30mins now need a lot of time 12 hours   £10 soho

In my 20`s punted less as work and realationships  plus free sex I only punted specimins  Big Tits, Black ,Asian  mainly walk ups and houses £15 soho

In my 30`s started the walk up days (able to shag again after 40 mins and pop )and swingers from the Sport newspaper the wg`s were happy to be making cash and geting indpendent £20 soho  £50 swingers days

In my 40` started the day parties (long breaks between  pops)and gangbangs and even got filmed seemed to be a lifestle and group feel to it at the time in Hotels hire houses £20 soho £80 parties

In my 50`s started to realise (Blue pill needed )I wasnt the guy the girls dreamed of shagging and now find they want me in 2 ways cash given and gone £30 soho some still 20 plus tip in day and £50 for half hour or 140 my max for hour punt so far

Off for an hour vist later    I am treaing my self hope to pop 2 times but I`ll see   

[Colston36]

As a middle-aged punter, I am finally happy and content with life. I would be perfectly happy to continue my existence like this indefinitely, but of course, things will change. So for those of you who have been around much longer, how has your punting experience changed as you've aged?


Do looks deteriorate to the point that WGs become repulsed, resulting in poor service or declined bookings? Does this limit you to booking with older ladies, rather than girls in their 20's? (I can tell that most early 20 girls are disinterested in me. Sometimes mid-20's to mid-30's have some attraction, or at least can fake it.)

Does general health decline making it difficult to attend bookings? (For example, heart attack risk with sex, or mobility issues to attend punts. I know some older gentlemen struggle with the stairs at the Soho Walkups due to age.)

Does sexual health decline, making it difficult to sustain an erection and cum from sex? Or other ailments that make it difficult to have sex?

Are the finances as a pensioner adequate to fund punting? Or do dwindling pensions and increased cost of living make punting too expensive?

Other than a series of about 5 meetings in my mid '60's in search of perversions I had never tried I didn't start serious punting till I was 79, 4 years ago so maybe not a good example.

But to answer your questions:

I am not that repulsive - very fit too - and these ladies are in it for money, so most I have seen don't seem put off. I have also noticed that women - all women - are attracted by money anyhow: look at the average billionaire's wife.

"Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady is a good maxim" - though I see many on here disagree. However I try to be as entertaining as I would in a "real" date.

Anyhow, my approach has the result that with most of the hundred or so I've seen the meeting has been a pleasure, and with a handful I see repeatedly it is usually very entertaining.

What about age? I get on extremely well with the oldest I see - a dominatrix in her '50's and with the youngest, who turned 22 last Thursday. With both I spend a lot of time gossiping before and after, just  as I did with my dates in times gone by, and usually the meets overrun by about half an hour. I have only been ripped off/screwed about 3 or 4 times in hundreds of meets.

I am interested in far more perverted things than when young and often see two girls together. I can't perform as I did when young, one orgasm after another, but manage to go the distance almost always. I do keep pretty fit, though - do regular exercises twice a week and walk briskly for 4 - 5 hours a week.

I am very lucky in that I have a private pension and still have a business, so money, though not limitless, is not a big problem.

I should say that my view of whores is biased that when I was young I lived with one who had retired, and I like them - though of course most lie like hell, which is bloody irritating. But then many of my business clients have been a pain in the arse, too - and still are.

If you have contempt for them, they will feel the same about you.

I think how you get on with whores is just like everything else in life. It depends as much on your attitude as theirs. And how much pleasure you get depends on how well you look after yourself.

[fatboy]

Jay, the amount you shag I would have thought your cock would have worn away by now ....
As others will say, we are all different and aging/personal circumstances affects us differently.
Me, late 60's but can pass for 10 years younger but some days feel over 70.
One of the biggest problems is booking a WG and then feeling like doing it on the day.
That may be why Massage/HR can be popular, just rock up when you feel like it.
This year I have felt a distinct lack of libido but that may be due to other factors, stress etc.
Unless you are really lucky then a gradual slowing down over the years will take place.
Everything in moderation, exercise and other interests will help to keep you going imho.

What also keeps me going is the gang of 'mature' mature punters on here on their 70's and 80's.

I definitely believe that if you don't use it you lose it so I am off in an hour or so to see a reg.

Happy punting !

[Happylad]

The spirit is VERY willing, but the flesh is too weak!

[winkywanky]

As a middle-aged punter, I am finally happy and content with life. I would be perfectly happy to continue my existence like this indefinitely, but of course, things will change. So for those of you who have been around much longer, how has your punting experience changed as you've aged?


Do looks deteriorate to the point that WGs become repulsed, resulting in poor service or declined bookings? Does this limit you to booking with older ladies, rather than girls in their 20's? (I can tell that most early 20 girls are disinterested in me. Sometimes mid-20's to mid-30's have some attraction, or at least can fake it.)

Does general health decline making it difficult to attend bookings? (For example, heart attack risk with sex, or mobility issues to attend punts. I know some older gentlemen struggle with the stairs at the Soho Walkups due to age.)

Does sexual health decline, making it difficult to sustain an erection and cum from sex? Or other ailments that make it difficult to have sex?

Are the finances as a pensioner adequate to fund punting? Or do dwindling pensions and increased cost of living make punting too expensive?

Partly luck (as with anyone, the genes you get allotted), but mainly through personal effort, my looks haven't deteriorated too much. Yes, going grey, yes, much less hair, yes, more facial wrinkles. So rather than experience repulsion I tend to experience (if anything) appreciation that despite normally being a lot older than the WG, an appreciation of how I look, act and perform. There is a lot you can do to look after yourself. NB I was in hospital yesterday (not serious, and unrelated to this topic) and as I sat down in the waiting room the guy next to me was younger than me, better dressed than me, but he smelt like piss. Don't be that guy!

Perhaps not unrelated to the above example, prostate issues can and will become an issue for older guys. Apart from the fact that your prostate can kill you (get a regular check, chaps) an increasing number of guys will be having surgery to deal with BPH (benign prostate hyperplasia). This is basically an enlarged (but not cancerous) prostate which will slowly strangle your waterworks. So slowly that you don't notice the deterioration (a bit like slowly going mutton...eh?  ). Having surgery will carry some risks to your sexual health (which are getting smaller as surgical techniques improve). The big majority of guys won't have their erectile function affected but there can be more subtle effects like loss of/reduced ejaculation. If you experience this, it normally recovers (as mine seems to be slowly doing). Having said that - and you won't read it in the text books - my 'prostate sensitivity' has gone through the roof, so apart from now pissing like a horse, sometimes I am nearly passing out with the pleasure of orgasm. I just thought you all ought to know these things  .

Even if things continue working normally for a lot of guys into their 50s, 60s and beyond, it's probably true to say most will not have those rock-hard erections of our youth, where the venous structure of the shaft looks like an impressive relief map of a semi-mountainous area, and the glans looks like it might actually burst with the pressure. I've started using generic Viagra recently, almost as an 'insurance policy' on punts. I'm back to the rock-hardness of my teenage joy, and this in turn makes me feel even hornier, as well as often impressing the WG. It's a (very) positive, beneficial feedback loop!

As for 'dwindling pensions', well the state pension is triple-locked, so in general terms pensioners shouldn't feel they're being financially 'left behind'. Having said that, although punting is cheaper than it was say, 20/30yrs ago in real terms, just like insurance, prostitution inflation seems to outstrip CPI, or even RPI.

[Private Parts]

WW
At the expense of repeating your note.
Hookers of whichever grade have never been cheaper.
A quarter of a day’s work should see you balls deep!
PP

[GingerNuts]

WW
At the expense of repeating your note.
Hookers of whichever grade have never been cheaper.
A quarter of a day’s work should see you balls deep!
PP

How much are you thinking of a quarter of as day's net pay?

[Thephoenix]

I used to have full sex.
Nowadays very happy with just massage and happy ending.
If condom used I tend to wilt, hence just happy ending.
Only cum once in a meeting.
In my 70s.
If girl has maximum age limit, I just move on, no problem, plenty of fish in the sea, as they say.
Never pay more than £100 per hour (usually less) , due to just having massage with extra's.
Happy punting 

That's me...... Plus Viagra and cock ring😮

[Jonno34]

I used to get 2 pops in in a meeting which was good as I can be a bit "hair trigger" with either new ladies or if I have not had my leg over in a while.  I am hoping that with a little bit of help from Cialis this will still be the case!

[winkywanky]

Nearly SIX years on here, and not one of those '2 pop meetings' have you been bothered to review about on UKP?

[Beamer]

I used to get 2 pops in in a meeting which was good as I can be a bit "hair trigger" with either new ladies or if I have not had my leg over in a while.  I am hoping that with a little bit of help from Cialis this will still be the case!

You have contributed SFA since you joined in 2014.  In case you haven't understood this is a forum where punters contribute information for the benefit of others.  Leeching plonker.

[winkywanky]

There seems to be a spate of people popping up with comments or requests lately, who have contributed diddly-squat even after years of UKP membership.

You'd think they'd see the reactions that the others got, and just basically keep their heads down until they had something really useful to say, like perhaps a review?   

But oh no, they insist on poking their head over the parapet, and then when they get called up on it they often develop a really arsey attitude which then just ends up being a duck-shoot at the Fair

[morph]

This thread is the most positive view of getting older Ive seen for a long time. Thanks for the contributions. I feel better motivated to stay fit into old age now! This should be an NHS recommendation 

[winkywanky]

The other thing I would say is this: exercise is always important, but particularly so as you get older. Not only is your body less able to take the abuse it got when you were younger (late nights, drinking etc), it also physically goes backwards unless you actively counter it.

So you'll lose muscle mass unless you fight it, you'll put weight on unless you fight it, you'll start looking a bit shit unless you fight it. By 'fight it' I mean get some regular exercise, which if you're retired, you should have time to do. Even stuff like when you get your haircut, get your ear-hair singed off, get your eyebrows clipped, don't end up looking like Denis Healey.

And in with the exercise, is sex. Everyone here either goes punting or is interested in punting. In-between punts, do exercise...by that I mean DIY. Try to ejaculate at least three times a week, either with the aid of a WG or without. In the case of without, use porn and other stimuli (perhaps even the missus if you or she are desperate  ). If you're using Viagra, perhaps save this for just the punts, so you know you can still perform without it.

[Charliehutton]

This thread is the most positive view of getting older Ive seen for a long time. Thanks for the contributions. I feel better motivated to stay fit into old age now! This should be an NHS recommendation 

I only discovered the joys of punting when I was 60, about 3 years ago, and I've often thought that would be a good idea, Morph, for a number of reasons:

It's a superb cardio-vascular workout.
It's a fine incentive to stay reasonably fit.
It's an incentive to lay off the booze the night before.
Nothing beats the sense of well-being that can last for days after a good punt.
It's a buffer against dementia, by keeping the brain active when planning a punt - studying the schedules at your preferred massage parlours, checking what touring girls will be in range that week, and so on.
And it has the added bonus of spending the kid's inheritance. The buggers would only waste it.

Come to think of it, if it was on the NHS, it could pay for itself. Better check those manifestos...

[Jonestown]

This thread is the most positive view of getting older Ive seen for a long time. Thanks for the contributions. I feel better motivated to stay fit into old age now! This should be an NHS recommendation 

Punting certainly beats the pottery classes that used to get recommended to old codgers to keep themselves in the here and now.

if its to be a NHS recommendation and catch on it needs a slogan, Get Your Five Insertions A Week, or something similar.

[winkywanky]

I'm thinking anyone setting up a Naked Line Dancing class, or a Strip-Whist Drive might get a good response.

People sure are 'staying younger' as they get older these days 

[Jonestown]

People sure are 'staying younger' as they get older these days 

Yes, and it has the added benefit of really pissing off the millennials, we codgers are taking up far too much space.

[winkywanky]

Fuck 'em 

I've earnt it .

[B4bcock]

The other thing I would say is this: exercise is always important, but particularly so as you get older. Not only is your body less able to take the abuse it got when you were younger (late nights, drinking etc), it also physically goes backwards unless you actively counter it.

So you'll lose muscle mass unless you fight it, you'll put weight on unless you fight it, you'll start looking a bit shit unless you fight it. By 'fight it' I mean get some regular exercise, which if you're retired, you should have time to do. Even stuff like when you get your haircut, get your ear-hair singed off, get your eyebrows clipped, don't end up looking like Denis Healey.

And in with the exercise, is sex. Everyone here either goes punting or is interested in punting. In-between punts, do exercise...by that I mean DIY. Try to ejaculate at least three times a week, either with the aid of a WG or without. In the case of without, use porn and other stimuli (perhaps even the missus if you or she are desperate  ). If you're using Viagra, perhaps save this for just the punts, so you know you can still perform without it.

All good, sound advice, WW and, of course, less booze and more sensible eating will not only keep you slimmer and fitter, it will also save money, which means more for the punting budget.   Win, win!

[winkywanky]

Yep, I forgot to mention the sensible eating which is just as important as the exercise  .

You don't have to live like a hyperactive monk, just be a little sensible, perhaps more than you were when you were younger.

[Doc Holliday]

NB I was in hospital yesterday and as I sat down in the waiting room the guy next to me was younger than me, better dressed than me, but he smelt like piss. Don't be that guy!

Sorry about that .. I dribble a lot these days.

[winkywanky]

  

I used to work with a guy that smelt of piss. I tried not to stay next to him for too long  .

[B4bcock]

The ageing process and its effect on male sex drive can be divided into three distinct phases;
Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly.
 

[winkywanky]

Ouch! 

[Branny]

I've not been on here so much of late as my tastes have gone much fluffier over the years, so I like the ones who act well and can speak real words, when I give them a chance to talk that is.

[sadolddeejay]

The ageing process and its effect on male sex drive can be divided into three distinct phases;
Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly.
 

That reminds me of a gag I heard once, that went something like:

You know you've reached middle age when you realise for the first time that you can't manage it a second time.
You know you've reached old age when you realise for the second time that you can't manage it a first time.

[Home Alone]

Me; I've a gammy left leg and have always seen myself as fat, although I'm less overweight than I used to be. I've had the four smaller toes on my left foot amputated. Additionally, I've a massive operation scar on my back; which allowed at least one Parlour Girl in Manchester who was also a nurse,12 or 13 years ago, to tell me she knew what it was when I began to explain about my birth defect. So I'm no oil painting!

But I've got a positive attitude and my parents - who'd turn in their graves if they knew of this pastime of mine - brought me up to be polite. So when I'm booking a lass I've not seen before, I always explain, politely, the restrictions that these handicaps will impose on me: e.g. I'm only comfortable in Cowgirl or Reverse CG for full sex; but I'm up for '69' and RO all day long!! I also explain that I'm verbose - what do you mean, you'd noticed?!    - so, if she thinks I'm talking too much, she should feel free to sit on my face!   Making a bit of a joke of my situation seems to open doors more easily than you might think it would if you passed me in the street.

And I tell her - I invariably book independent lasses whose stated age on AW is mid-30s at least; I feel more comfortable with them - of my actual age. I've never been refused a booking, although I've never applied to an SP whose upper age limit for clients is lower than my actual age. Several years ago, I asked a colleague on here to make a tentative enquiry of a lass he saw whether her upper age limit for clients was negotiable; sadly, it wasn't. Ah well, her loss!  

I also explain that while I use a walking stick, I've never found any flight of stairs to a SP's flat too steep for me to negotiate. Closely following an attractive female arse - preferably in sexy lingerie - upstairs can be a powerful incentive!

I've posted on here about my need for chemical assistance on other threads recently. Because of my birth defect, I was prescribed Viagra on the NHS about 12/13 years ago and switched to Tadalafil 10 years later.

I'm lucky financially, too: the OH and I chose not to have kids. I downsized when she pissed off and now live in a flat which I own, with the mortgage paid off. I've a good Works Pension and a reasonable State Pension. So my monthly punting budget's a healthy one.

All in all, I'm enjoying my punting and have never felt limited in the slightest by the passing years. Long may it continue! 

[Home Alone]

Come to think of it, if it was on the NHS, it could pay for itself. Better check those manifestos...

[Thephoenix]

That reminds me of a gag I heard once, that went something like:

You know you've reached middle age when you realise for the first time that you can't manage it a second time.
You know you've reached old age when you realise for the second time that you can't manage it a first time.

Isn't it something to do with a formula regarding 'the heat of the meat v the angle of the dangle'?

Well it just takes me all night to do what I used to do all night,
and I might not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was

......of course that is with the help of viagra, cock ring, and occasionally a set of jump leads😮😮.

[winkywanky]

Me; I've a gammy left leg and have always seen myself as fat, although I'm less overweight than I used to be. I've had the four smaller toes on my left foot amputated. Additionally, I've a massive operation scar on my back; which allowed at least one Parlour Girl in Manchester who was also a nurse,12 or 13 years ago, to tell me she knew what it was when I began to explain about my birth defect. So I'm no oil painting!

But I've got a positive attitude and my parents - who'd turn in their graves if they knew of this pastime of mine - brought me up to be polite. So when I'm booking a lass I've not seen before, I always explain, politely, the restrictions that these handicaps will impose on me: e.g. I'm only comfortable in Cowgirl or Reverse CG for full sex; but I'm up for '69' and RO all day long!! I also explain that I'm verbose - what do you mean, you'd noticed?!    - so, if she thinks I'm talking too much, she should feel free to sit on my face!   Making a bit of a joke of my situation seems to open doors more easily than you might think it would if you passed me in the street.

And I tell her - I invariably book independent lasses whose stated age on AW is mid-30s at least; I feel more comfortable with them - of my actual age. I've never been refused a booking, although I've never applied to an SP whose upper age limit for clients is lower than my actual age. Several years ago, I asked a colleague on here to make a tentative enquiry of a lass he saw whether her upper age limit for clients was negotiable; sadly, it wasn't. Ah well, her loss!  

I also explain that while I use a walking stick, I've never found any flight of stairs to a SP's flat too steep for me to negotiate. Closely following an attractive female arse - preferably in sexy lingerie - upstairs can be a powerful incentive!

I've posted on here about my need for chemical assistance on other threads recently. Because of my birth defect, I was prescribed Viagra on the NHS about 12/13 years ago and switched to Tadalafil 10 years later.

I'm lucky financially, too: the OH and I chose not to have kids. I downsized when she pissed off and now live in a flat which I own, with the mortgage paid off. I've a good Works Pension and a reasonable State Pension. So my monthly punting budget's a healthy one.

All in all, I'm enjoying my punting and have never felt limited in the slightest by the passing years. Long may it continue! 

Inspirational 

(And FWIW, I reckon your old man would be proud of you, but perhaps not your mum  )

[Home Alone]

Inspirational 

Thanks, ww.

(And FWIW, I reckon your old man would be proud of you, but perhaps not your mum  )

Nope; they were both staunch RCs and would seriously disapprove. Me; I escaped!

[workinallweek]

 My habits have changed a lot due to a mix of age and medical conditions ,,,,

 I have in the dim distant past been known to punt 3 times in a day  and as well as having a soh an affair and a reg sp at a couple of stages ,

now well i have been trying a few different things  a regular who was far less vanilla than me was a help  a two girl after meeting someone on SA ,looking to get into some filming maybe a mmf ...

but they are all longer punts  which in my mind work out better for me  i treat the girls well have a laugh and we all have fun , and i enjoy the company (hope they do a little bit )

i also tell them of my problems and have never had one complain in fact they seem to make the extra effort ...

I suppose im a bit of a fluffly but it works for me ....

[Hobbit]

I seem to be getting filthier with old age. 42 and still going strong for now. Younger days I liked a GFE but now the only thing that truly satisfies me is extremely passionate sex (which is hard to come by nowadays) or a submissive who loves PSE or dirty sex.  Sometimes a massage with a happy ending also suffices. 

[Hobbit]

Inspirational 

(And FWIW, I reckon your old man would be proud of you, but perhaps not your mum  )

Know that feeling. I was born out of a sinner and a saint, so I ended up being a pervert. 

[winkywanky]

Thanks, ww.

Nope; they were both staunch RCs and would seriously disapprove. Me; I escaped!

Lapsed Catholics are always the worst (best) 

[winkywanky]

Know that feeling. I was born out of a sinner and a saint, so I ended up being a pervert. 

You'll be a regular at Vicars & Tarts parties then? 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Good OP by Jay. And some excellent follow-up contributions.

It's certainly made me feel better as I contemplate my punting years to come. I'm in my 50s, fitter and more healthy now than 10 years ago. Nowhere near as fit - but probably lead a healthier lifestyle overall - than 30 years ago.

My own preference is for older SPs. Largely because I find them better at what they do. But, perhaps even sub-consciously, because  I don't want to "repulse" those in their 20s. And I can see that becoming more prevalent as I age.

A big upside for me is that I've had MUCH better, more reliable, punts since finding this forum. And long may that continue. And it's made me realise that apparent "kinks" like BDSM, watersports, prostate massage are pretty mainstream. And should be embraced wholeheartedly 

[Hobbit]

You'll be a regular at Vicars & Tarts parties then? 

Send me an invite and I'll be there. 

[Happylad]

A week or so ago I posted on another Thread by a punter who was losing his libido while retaining full functionality, and, not having any of the latter since my first heart attack 11 months ago I offered to do a swap of some of my libido for some of his functionality.

However, I am happy to report that while sitting in bed watching some porn on my laptop a couple of evenings ago (with hand gently fondling lower regions) I suddenly realised that I had the makings of a hard-on, and with some further concentration managed a mild orgasm.  Unfortunately I then realised that my pulse rate had shot up to a dangerous level and I was suddenly having difficulty in breathing, so it was obvious that I could not risk to attempt a punt without the risk of having another heart attack at the critical moment, which would undoubtedly be distinctly embarrassing to both myself and lady.

But if I can now just find an obliging young lady with medical or nursing qualifications then I shall be back in business.

[winkywanky]

I'd say two things:

1. A lot of WGs are ex (or even current) nurses.

2. At least you'd die with as smile on your face, not a rictus grin.

[winkywanky]

PS - Good news about the General Erection 

[tynetunnel]

Nope; they were both staunch RCs and would seriously disapprove. Me; I escaped!

Maybe he’d have been secretly jealous and full of admiration then....  anyway good work HA and thanks for sharing your inspiring story 

[rickyponting]

I am late forties and in the last five years ive definitely noticed a decline in the need for punting and indeed sex with the OH.
I did also experience the dreaded droop for a while,but a bit of tweaking of my diet and getting the right vitamins has sorted that out and im now back to my two pops an hour that i have always been able to do.
Its depressing to think though that my best years are behind me in that department,but i do still enjoy it when i do do it,so why stop?
I hope i will be punting for a good few years yet.

[workinallweek]

I am late forties and in the last five years ive definitely noticed a decline in the need for punting and indeed sex with the OH.
I did also experience the dreaded droop for a while,but a bit of tweaking of my diet and getting the right vitamins has sorted that out and im now back to my two pops an hour that i have always been able to do.
Its depressing to think though that my best years are behind me in that department,but i do still enjoy it when i do do it,so why stop?
I hope i will be punting for a good few years yet.

dont look at it like the best years its just those years with many more to come

[Fuzzyduck]

15-20 years ago I was asked a few times why I was seeing hookers (I was fit, good looking bastard, see). They don't ask any more.

[Doc Holliday]

15-20 years ago I was asked a few times why I was seeing hookers (I was fit, good looking bastard, see). They don't ask any more.

I can identify with that too 

[winkywanky]

15-20 years ago I was asked a few times why I was seeing hookers (I was fit, good looking bastard, see). They don't ask any more.

Why, is their eyesight failing?