Author Topic: Vanessa, shite Hungarian in Accrington  (Read 1748 times)

Offline scutty brown

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Crap, crap, crap and utter crap.
1 hour £80 pissed down the drain

Business took me to Accrington, fancied an after-work punt. This was the only one responding to texts so I booked.
Location was Church St - a semi-derelict flat block over a large shop.
Initially had problems getting her to understand I was at the door, eventually she came down and let me in. Dressed in tracksuit and pink dressing gown..........I should have walked
Got to threadbare bedroom, bare double bed with a small towel on it. Dried watery blood stains on the mattress. Only other furniture was a broken gas fire.
Paid the money, we both stripped off.
Looks - photo is accurate, around 5'2" size 6. Natural pointy C cups. Hairless tidy young-looking vagina, no poking out lips. All in all a tidy body.
Minimal English language so everything was communicated by mime.

She got me to lie down on my back, lay across me blocking my view and pretended to give me OWO with her head going up and down....I couldn't feel a thing. In fact she was reading e-mails on her phone. I made a couple of comments and she switched to wanking me.......well maybe thats what she thought she was doing, all she was doing was twisting my cock.
I decided to take charge, told her to lie down, tried licking tits and clit, no reaction. Smell of kippers. She just carried on with her phone.
So I threw the phone across the room.
Told her to get on top in cowgirl, she refused.
I'd lost my erection by now, she tried wanking me again but I'd have got more joy from a brain dead chimpanzee. Total lack of ability, total lack of aptitude, total refusal to provide any kind of service.
I told her to fuck off, dressed and walked. Couldn't be bothered to query the money
Fifteen minutes between entry and exit
This one needs to be totally avoided

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this one is also working from the same block of flats and is probably who I heard moving around

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Offline frankc

Fucking hell mate that sounds grim.....think I may have walked when I saw the blood stained mattress :vomit:

Thanks for the review and the warning though Pal

Offline Jameslancashire

Farkinghell , that’s shite mate , just one more reason to avoid the EE contingent , cheers for posting the heads up  :thumbsup:.

J L

Offline hockogrockle

Photos make her look distinctly Romanian. Are you sure she really was Hungarian? Romanians know they have a terrible general reputation, so they seem to have taken to lying about their nationality. Favourite false nationalities seem to be Brazilian (not many English people speak Portuguese), Hungarian (ditto Magyar) and Italian (which is fairly similar to Romanian and also not much spoken).The use of fake photos is a giveaway, too.

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Photos make her look distinctly Romanian. Are you sure she really was Hungarian? Romanians know they have a terrible general reputation, so they seem to have taken to lying about their nationality. Favourite false nationalities seem to be Brazilian (not many English people speak Portuguese), Hungarian (ditto Magyar) and Italian (which is fairly similar to Romanian and also not much spoken).The use of fake photos is a giveaway, too.

She didn't say anything while I was there to let me analyse her speech.
What she is, and the photos show, is Roma gypsy - which could mean anywhere from central / eastern europe. However, the other girl is a declared Hungarian on VS, both have the same pricing structure, and both increased their hourly rate from £70 to £80 in the last week. You wont find Romanians working at £70/hour, but you will find Hungarians at that rate.
And the photos weren't fake
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Offline 20jay

think I may have walked when I saw the blood stained mattress :vomit:


That he probably saw too late, after that it was too late to walk, one hopes at least to have a halfway decent punt. Happens to met oo ,see my last review .. not blood stains but a shit hole as well  :dash:

Since then, I was only with my regular, just to recover from that very shitty experience...Okay, sometimes you want something new, that can went bad too.


Crap, crap, crap and utter crap.
1 hour £80 pissed down the drain


...my deepest condolence dude ..pity for the hard earned money  :dash: but shit happens .. Each

Offline frankc

That he probably saw too late, after that it was too late to walk


If you havent paid, you can always walk

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If you havent paid, you can always walk


Sure , I believe if he would have recognized that bad condition BEFORE he handed over the money , he would have walked  :sarcastic: