Author Topic: Anissa - Diva - Gloucester Road  (Read 2004 times)

Offline The Film Director

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Summary – Friendly, average-GND (that’s Giant Next Door  :lol:) looking, passive, inexperienced :unknown:, hungover/high :unknown:

Comms and Location – She was a plan B as Tarina (who I’d booked day ahead and Diva had cancelled on the day) wasn’t available on the day.  Otherwise Diva prompt with comms as usual.  Flat 5-ish mins walk from Gloucester Road tube.  Decent-sized room though (as mentioned elsewhere) only has sofa bed (+ other sofas).

The SP – Age 25 (probably about right). Had made no effort with appearance (dressing gown, slippers!, dishevelled looking) – when I said you look like you’ve just got up (it was lunchtime) she said she had (partying!).  6ft tall, too tall for me (I’m 5’ 9”), actually got in the way of practicalities( :dash:).  Middling figure, not toned, natural boobies.

The Meet – 1 hour, £200.  Services – FK, OWO, sex (various positions).  She was friendly, though passive.  Reasonable FK though not DFK and no real (even feigned) passion.  A bit awkward, given her passiveness (inexperience :unknown:/after effects of partying :unknown:).  OWO nothing special, little eye contact.  eventually made it to the sofa bed for sex (mish, doggy), which she seemed to get into a bit (faked I was sure).  Generally mechanical, though she did attempt to get me going kissing my nipples and masturbating.  One pop (in the bag, the first time, literally, in years for me) as I had already lost interest at this point and she wasn’t forthcoming (and was by now texting on her phone).  Kept telling me to ‘relax’, though that’s not what a punt is about for me, I prefer more full-on.  I left at around 40 mins.

Overall – underwhelming generally, may have been under the influence (hungover, high, tired), friendly and could be decent GFE, too passive and too tall for me ( :lol:)

P.S. – checked the Diva website later that day and noticed she was ‘off’ fuelling my suspicion she was ‘zoned out’ (for whatever reason) for the punt.

Offline manwithoutaname

You have my sympathies. I was disappointed when one of my recent Diva bookings (Alisha) was wearing little pyjama shorts and jacket as it gave off too much of a young innocent vibe rather than lingerie sex kitten which I prefer. I can only imagine how you must’ve felt when faced with dressing gown and slippers! If it was a £20 quickie I might have low expectations but for £200 it’s inexcusable.

Time and again I come back to wondering how do escorts not realise that being presentable and enthusiastic is the way to attract repeat custom, but I guess ultimately there’s always another client ready to knock on the door so they can afford to show poor presentation and attitude - especially if they’re only here for a relatively short period before returning home.

Offline king tarzan

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She shouldn't of worked in the first place
🛑 For her

You should of left 🌕 but didn't



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Offline The Film Director

You have my sympathies. I was disappointed when one of my recent Diva bookings (Alisha) was wearing little pyjama shorts and jacket as it gave off too much of a young innocent vibe rather than lingerie sex kitten which I prefer. I can only imagine how you must’ve felt when faced with dressing gown and slippers! If it was a £20 quickie I might have low expectations but for £200 it’s inexcusable.

Time and again I come back to wondering how do escorts not realise that being presentable and enthusiastic is the way to attract repeat custom, but I guess ultimately there’s always another client ready to knock on the door so they can afford to show poor presentation and attitude - especially if they’re only here for a relatively short period before returning home.

Cheers.  I suspect she always wears 'flats' ..... to avoid automatic selection for the Russian basketball (or should that be netball?) team  :lol:

Offline The Film Director

She shouldn't of worked in the first place
🛑 For her

You should of left 🌕 but didn't

Definitely right on the first one KT .... the second one I thought I might be able to salvage something.  Sadly mistaken.

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few negatives for these hunnies recently. i was gonna go yesterday but was feeling down, i think more research before i spend 250
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few negatives for these hunnies recently. i was gonna go yesterday but was feeling down, i think more research before i spend 250

Lots and lots of research and face to face confirmation and body language analysis..
£250 is premium rate so be on eye of the 🐅 alertness and awareness 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊
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Offline golden bull

few negatives for these hunnies recently. i was gonna go yesterday but was feeling down, i think more research before i spend 250

....and a lot of agency haters coming out the woodworks jumping on the bandwagon too.

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....and a lot of agency haters coming out the woodworks jumping on the bandwagon too.

not really, im not an agency hater, i have actually reviewed an agency girl here and seen her a another 4 times after,, just need to be 100 sure before spending 250 quid
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not really, im not an agency hater, i have actually reviewed an agency girl here and seen her a another 4 times after,, just need to be 100 sure before spending 250 quid

I wasn’t actually referring to you James ..... just a lot of recent comments from people who hasn’t used agencies and all of a sudden they’re experts

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I wasn’t actually referring to you James ..... just a lot of recent comments from people who hasn’t used agencies and all of a sudden they’re experts
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Offline Stephan200210

Never used Diva, but was tempted looking at their site. However, there seems to be quite a lot f negative reviews of various Diva girls here - which does not bode well. Surely the job of a decent agency is to source good looking girls, who provide, and consistently provide, a good service. And yes, there will be an off day now and again  -  but I see quite a lot of negative reviews. Something is surly wrong with Diva quality control?

Offline The Film Director

Never used Diva, but was tempted looking at their site. However, there seems to be quite a lot f negative reviews of various Diva girls here - which does not bode well. Surely the job of a decent agency is to source good looking girls, who provide, and consistently provide, a good service. And yes, there will be an off day now and again  -  but I see quite a lot of negative reviews. Something is surly wrong with Diva quality control?

An agency quality control - interesting concept  :lol:  There's simply too many parameters to attempt to control .... even if the agency cared which (in the main) they don't.

Offline bonapati

Never used Diva, but was tempted looking at their site. However, there seems to be quite a lot f negative reviews of various Diva girls here - which does not bode well. Surely the job of a decent agency is to source good looking girls, who provide, and consistently provide, a good service. And yes, there will be an off day now and again  -  but I see quite a lot of negative reviews. Something is surly wrong with Diva quality control?
There’s also quite a few HOD and AW negatives too right  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: doesn’t stop us using them

You can also try using the following agencies as most girls listed on Diva are also advertised on these websites. A lot of reviews on UKP mention them too for transparency.

Playgirls
Babes of london
Cherry girls
Hot collection
Barracuda
Admirals
Babylon girls
Peachy escort
Bunny’s
Top secrets

Use a web search engine find them. Add “escorts” to the end.

I’m pretty sure the escorts attitude will be the same despite the agency you book with - no brainer.
What may differ is the agencies attitude to you or whether they will be able to book the escort you want to see at the time you require (there have been numerous times when diva has failed at this too) I have used some of the agencies mentioned here and they have delivered the right escort on time but like I have shopped at Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Aldi, Morrison’s, there is a reason why Waitrose if my favourite supermarket.
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Offline The Film Director

If we're talking analogies - think of an agency trying to (quality) control an SP like an estate agent trying to control a premier league footballer (similar characteristics of the two parties IMO).

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If we're talking analogies - think of an agency trying to (quality) control an SP like an estate agent trying to control a premier league footballer (similar characteristics of the two parties IMO).
Couldn’t agree more. It’s a complex hobby / industry.

Offline distancetravel20

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I saw Anissa four or five times whilst she was here.  First few were awesome GFE.  Then a neutral.  Fourth was a negative I think towards the end of this week very much in line with this review.  A case of getting burnt out I think after three weeks of busy fucking.
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Offline golden bull

Again I reiterate.... always risky when seeing a sp before they leave because they don’t feel the need to impress anymore.
A case of I don’t give a fuck.

Offline The Film Director

Again I reiterate.... always risky when seeing a sp before they leave because they don’t feel the need to impress anymore.
A case of I don’t give a fuck.

Unfortunately my powers of ESP were a bit below par.