Chinese Professional Massage Leamington Spa

[whatthedickens]

After Hoping's visit a while ago I was hoping for something similar. No such luck. 
VENUE External Link/Members Only
4,High Street Leamington Spa.
MASSEUR Not unattractive Chinese lady. Small but quite curvy.
THE ROOM  Very basic, standard massage table. Room barely warm.
SERVICES/ COST. I paid my £45 for 1 hour massage. Asked for B2B , another £40.
THE MASSAGE. Stripped off, she was still dressed in jumper and jeans.
I lay face down and she started on the back of my neck then stated pressing into my back and shoulders. this went on for some time before moving on to my legs. So far not too bad. 15/20 minutes in started to touch genital area. Little me stated to take interest. Asked me to turn onto my back, oiled up my cock and started wanking me. SHE WAS STILL FULLY DRESSED ! I reminded her I had paid for B2B. She lifted up her jumper to expose her, I must admit, very nice tits.
 reminded her again what I had paid for and asked her to strip off, which she did, BUT, leaving her panties on. I was getting pissed off by now, which obviously was reducing the erotic element of the treatment. I managed to pull her panties down a bit so I could finger her pussy.  As she was leaning across me from the side, I couldn't see her pussy. managed a brief lick and feel of tit while she tugged, until I came.
She immediately put her clothes back on and proceeded to massage my chest. By this time half hour gone.
She did my arms, which she already had done, leaning on my fingers which was very uncomfortable. Started on left leg pressing down very hard it was painful. Same on my right leg. I asked her to stop, told her it was painful.   She used less pressure then more again. I told her to finish. She seemed surprised as there was some time left.
I said I'd had enough. (Don't know if she quite understood me, her grasp of the English language not good )
I should have asked for some of my money back as B2B none existent. I just wanted to get out.
I told her as I left I would not be returning.
IN CONCLUSION. The WORST massage I have ever had, (I've had a few ).
Basic inexpert H.E.
Would I return? What do YOU think.
P.S. Did not get her name. Oh and...…one good thing....she had nice tits. 
Cheers WTD

[mr.bluesky]

Sorry you had a shit time at this place wtd. I Was going to give this place a try the next time I was in the area. Now having seen your review I won't bother. I may return to Regent street and see what's on offer from the busty Thai lady. Leamington spa seems to have a few Thai/Chinese massage places but so far not many good reviews 

[Hoping]

Sorry to hear of your bad experience.  I hope it wasn't the same person I saw.  If the standard of service varies this much I won't be returning.

[lilactime]

i was thinking of going and writing my first review . but im local and the shop is right on the busy traffic lights by the railway station so puts me off a bit . do fancy a chinese thou no pun intended .

[GingerNuts]

i was thinking of going and writing my first review . but im local and the shop is right on the busy traffic lights by the railway station so puts me off a bit . do fancy a chinese thou no pun intended .

In 2½ years you haven't seen anyone you could have reviewed?

[Pete556]

In 2½ years you haven't seen anyone you could have reviewed?

He did leave himself open to that comment. And there are plenty of Chinese massage places within 30 minutes drive of
Leamington Spa to try. All well reviewed.

[lilactime]

In 2½ years you haven't seen anyone you could have reviewed?

hard to punt a lot on minimum wage . did see nancy at thai spa landsdown st and was going to review but she moved on the next week so didnt think it was relevant . i dont really want to travel .

[handy62]

Come on lilactime , being self employed I earn less than the minimum wage as i do not have work every week. But i still manage to punt.   Loads of bargain basement Byrd's out there , so come on get that first review done, you can do it!