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External Link/Members OnlyTLDRMid Positive (yes there is such a thing!) - Go shag her for 30 mins and blow £110 for a GFE sesh but don't expect full on knee-jerking, earth trembling PSE.
Comms (10/10)Arranged by text. No issues. Gave the address, I turned up on time. Very punctual. It helped that it was early morning on a Sunday.
Location (6/10)Its in Excel, Sout-East of London. I drove there. Again, as it was a weekend, I was lucky to get free parking. Nice area, but hard to get to. You might even need to take the useless "Emirates Air Line" Cable Car to get there. DLR is the only other mode of transport, which is often broken/closed on the weekends. Nice flat, en-suite room, good plumbing. However there were other people in the flat, who I could hear. Doesn't bother me much though.
Girl (7/10)Paid cash upfront, she stashes it. Goes to the bathroom, returns in 3-4mins. We get into it straightaway. She had her hair braided (ffs, why?), but otherwise attractive girl. Could be the girl in the profile photos but was hard to tell, probably was. Blue eyed. Clear skinned, pale White AF. Very slavic girl next door look except the fucking cultural appropriation of the hair. All good. Probably in her early twenties, could even be 19 as the profile suggests.
Interesting physique. Possible PAWG. Slim but heavy from waist down, which is ideal for some? Maybe even a bubble butt contender, just about. Jiggly arse. Nice tits, good handful, C-cups, with pierced nipples, pierced belly button, random tatts scattered around her body but nothing off-putting. All Au Naturale. Smelt fine, nothing strange, no smoker's breath. Dress size is 8, height is 5'5. Nice clear skin. Nice tight, clean pussy, fully shaved. Everything about her being here for a decade, etc. is bollocks. Not much of a talker but does speak and understand English just fine. She is fresh off a floating door from Poland. Probably being pimped out by an English provider. I suspect these are linked profiles -
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External Link/Members OnlyServices (8/10)All services delivered well - DFK THROUGHOUT, OWO, BALLS SUCKING, FINGERING VAG (NOT BUTTHOLE), RO, 69, VARIOUS POSITIONS. Seemed to quite enjoy the RO. Took pounding, no dick wiping before OWO, no complaints, no shit like 'I don't do that' or 'That's extra'. Had to be guided a little bit, but not in a good way where you tell the bitch what to do and she complies by being a stupid, little submissive slut. Bit of eye contact, but I could tell she wasn't overly keen or comfortable with that. Felt ever so slightly mechanical, but that's me being picky. Went 10 mins over time, with me taking a shower after the shag. No complaints but no small talking either, which can be slightly awks if you are getting dressed with a flaccid cock (LOL!), she was on her phone on the "gram" the whole time (fuckin millenials!). I don't bother talking either, I get dressed and get the fuck out, with my load...unloaded, and feeling relaxed, I head to the office to get some work done and stay ahead for the upcoming week - this is important for me as I can't focus with the proverbial "itch" - so having scratched the itch, I am able to get shit DONE, ha!
VFM? - Maybe? Maybe not? £110 for 30 mins in an average location with a slightly mechanical girl is arguably not exactly VFM but we live in times of whore-famine in London and up and down the country (is Brexit having an impact here?). I will let you be the judge. As always, any questions, shoot them below - shoot figuratively, not literally - ie. don't jerk off reading this (you know who you are), haha!
Topic: Naughty_TashaX - Excel London - ID 5457617 (Read 4776 times)