External Link/Members OnlyAberdeen, Broomhill. Agreed 30mins £80 (negotiated down from £100 - shld have been the first clue ).
Service agreed prior via text : Kiss, Lapdance. I am not into fucking, just wanted a nude lapdance.
Agreed time and location via text which was easy, but nothing else about this encounter was shit.
Looks wise, same woman in pics but uglier 4 or 5/10. Boobs are fake and terribly done with massive dark operation scars on the underboob. I asked on entrance if services I asked were ok and said if she is not comfortable we can call it off, she said all ok in ber broken english. I asked if I shld shower or clean up and she said there is no towel but i requested and used the toilet for a minute or two. Back in room Once I undressed myself, I sat on bed and she just stood there like now what? I asked for lapdance (as agreed) and she still just stood there for an awkward minute and then sat on my lap, litreally just sat like we are in crowded bus with no spare seats.
She then proceeded to make some fake pornstar noises, and I asked her to get up as she was doing fuck all, how come someone from brazil cant dance WTF. She reached for a condom and started an aggresive HJ. I was like WTF, I told her to slowdown but I barely finished my sentence and the condom was on, and she was on her way onto a super aggresive BJ (we barely started 5 mins ago). The penny dropped - she just wants to make me cum and kick me out. Next 5 minutes were a litreal wrestling match with me pushing her away from my cock and telling her to relax with no success, her blabbering shit in broken english. I had enough and was pissed. Told her to stop dressed up, told her she was shit and out the door. Total time between doors (15 mins)
Fucking terrible experience - stay away. I will get some satisfaction even if 1 person takes this as a sign and steers away from this loony.
