External Link/Members OnlyIt's been a while since I've put in a review.. No, no, no.. I should start like this: I decided to put an end to my self proclaimed sabbatical! It lasted only two days! Who am I kidding?? Just a couple of hours after I've been messed around by miss piggy Emma Stone (I should add a negative to this lass) I made contact with Tyler.
Comms were good this time, through text. Usually she's shite. No answer to my AW emails, she did agreed an outcall a couple weeks ago and never came, she messed up the poor punters who did turned up to the adult party last Friday.. But surprisingly, we exchanged a few texts and agreed a meet.
The venue was the Britannia Whore tel. It's like a maze. The only thing that almost made me give her a neutral was that I texted her 10 mins before I arrived she gave me the room number, then asked me to tell her when I'm down, when I arrived she asks me to wait because the client is about to leave.. Wtf?? Are you running a conveyor belt?? When is it time to wash that brown fanny of yours miss??
The girl is a tall dark skin mixed race lass. She reminded me of a pale version of Rihanna. Her pussy is similar to miss CB brown labia and pink. Pretty fit girl with fake tits and a nice round booty. She's either taking the piss or she's daft as she thinks is plain! She has a birth mark on the right tit and a piercing in the left nipple. Can't remember what she was wearing, it didn't last long.
I had a little trouble getting there. The lift was stuffed with Spanish tourists and when it was my stop it didn't open the door. Had to get down the stairs to find the room in this maze they call whoretel. This added a bit to my frustration. Finally got to the door and a sexy girl with endless legs and a cheeky smile answers. I quickly sort out the paperwork, ask her to take her heels off so that she's not taller than me anymore (it must be the little man syndrome in me haha) then I go for a piss and wash my cock (shower was offered but the towels seemed wet).
Back in the room she's all smiles sitting on the edge of the bed. She fails my buckle belt test like all of them and soon as, I put my cock between her tits and ask for some lube to fuck those titties. She ran out of it. Luckily I wasn't in the mood for anal. She runs to the bathroom and brings some soap. Basically she washes my cock with her tits haha. The first thing when I asked when I saw her was "what's your main skill?" she couldn't answer! I guess we found it!! I should apply for a scouter job at Arsenal. She looked like she did that before haha.
When I get enough of it (hard to believe) I quickly wash in the sink and tell her it's time to suck it. She does a good job!! the lying bitch told me I have a big cock. Well, she sucks it nice and deep, can't take it all but she's choking on it. I like that. She has a pair of natural looking lips that love sucking my cock. It responded well as it was rock hard.
Enough I say, it's time to fuck. She couldn't wait. I ask her "do you have condoms?" she says no haha and brings a weird dotted one I never seen in my life.. I ask her wtf is that, she says "for me to feel good!".. I already like this bitch, with her mouth shut, with her mouth full of my cock, but she's enjoying herself.
She starts riding me on top, she seems tight, can't believe she can slide to cocks inside. She gets into it but I throw her around in mish. The view is so good from my angle fucking that brown pussy of hers and rubbing her clit. First time she said she came. Tbh she was shaking, but I still think she's a lying bitch. I put her legs on my shoulders then hold them tight in the air with my hand a go deep, what a view, then I pound her hard scissoring while rubbing vigorously her clit, when I feel she's close to come I stop and pull her to the side of the bed and fuck her doggy with one leg on the bed and one down. I like going as deep as possible. I somehow get a position I can fuck her hard and rub her clit doggy style! Second time she said she came. Face deep in the sheets, I like slapping that bum! She loves it too. I think I accidentally slapped her too hard. Then she slides into prone bone and I put my weight on her and gently bite her neck while pounding hard that pussy. She moans she can feel my breath on her. I pull back and scratch her back she shivers. I throw her around back to mish and keep rubbing that pink clit of hers, she moans and comes again, she said. Third time. Fuck off, i doubt she came once.. She is a good actress or really enjoys herself. I was sweating like a pig good workout. She notices and tells me she feels bad I do all the work so she begs for reverse cowgirl.. I was running out of imagination mish to doggy to legs on shoulder back to mish to doggy to prone bone.. It was like a circuit in the gym. I oblige and what a view. This girl has some booty! Round and loves to jump up and down my cock.. I get a cramp in my right leg and ask for a break, she offers to massage it.. Rubbish.. But somehow my cock ends up in her mouth once again. Sloppy no hands blowjob! She has this gift of making my cock rock hard, starts using her hands and I explode in her mouth.. She keeps sucking me dry then lets half drip on my cock and the rest she spits in the sink.
Quick chat not rushed at all, I tell her she lies and covers up with more lies!! First I have a big cock (I actually have small hands and it might make it look big) , then she came three times (like I'm born yesterday).. I asked her about gang bangs she said she never did a MMF... More lies!! She tells me her friend helped her with her AW profile and told her to tick everything!! Then she suggests me to get a wife, I kindly refuse and then she offers herself to take care of me if I pay her.. LOL, you just did that haha
Overall an energetic fuck with a fit lass. The only downpoint was the conveyor belt that almost put me off and made me not to touch that pussy with my tongue at all and that her phone was on the whole hour and called a couple times I even suggested to change her ringtone so that we can listen to some good music while shagging.
Good value for money, I might return, but she's shite at comms and i can't be arsed about that, besides I ticked her off my list. She said though she'll save my number so that will make it easier for me to book her next time..
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