Roberta, Spanish, Hamilton, Chancer.....

[Schpdoinkle]

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Where to start. I had the mid morning horn so I fired off a few texts and got a reply from Roberta from Vivastreet. Details all sorted by text, 30 mins for £60 FS. Given the postcode in Hamilton a flat very close to technology park.

All good thus far. I set off and called for the door number as you do when I got into the street. Called and was given the door number so I headed straight to it. A very tidy terraced house it was, knocked on the door and waited, and waited in full view of some neighbours de-icing their cars. After a couple of minutes still no magic opening door so that’s when I decided to retreat lol. Thank fuck the wrong house never came to the door!

Back to the car I went and called the SP, got hold of her and this time I was given a different flat number! Off I went again and still couldn’t find the place. I had the horn so decided to press on. Contact made again and this time the SP said she would come outside to guide me in. And at that point I should have walked....

The SP came out wearing her dressing gown and slippers and shit all else! I was ushered into her place (glad I was out of sight of the guys de-icing the car lol). I can confirm it’s the same girl from the Vivastreet pictures.

Paperwork was sorted but left beside the TV in the room which stank of stale smoke. Very run down flat inside as was the bathroom which I didn’t use as it was filthy with black mould! Into the room and was told to keep the noise down as there was a baby upstairs. SP offered OW for an extra £20 which I turned down.

Action started with getting a rubber on and off we went. First impression of the BJ was good. SP came closer and started   nuzzling close to my neck which I had asked for. Then BOOM! The stench of garlic from her was immense. Fucking awful so it was! I soon put a stop to that and moved onto my preferred position of reverse cowgirl. Not available as bed noisy. Doggy next? Not available as bed noisy. Good old missionary? Not, well you know the rest!

By this time I had lost the urge so I asked for a BJ to help me finish in the bag. Another £20 said the SP! GTF said I so she reluctantly tried to finish me off by hand. Man, that was intense! I thought she was pulling it off lol. I took off the condom and asked to finish on her tits, another £20, how about fuck off I said.....

Decided at that point enough was enough and got dressed to leave. She left the room whilst I got dressed. As I was heading out the door I noticed the paperwork was still next to the TV. Not for long lol. I pocketed the cash and left sharpish whilst she was still in the other room.

I was out in the street and she was outside looking for me with some guy who must have been in the other room! They were shouting at the top of their voices in some foreign language which I didn’t recognise but it certainly wasn’t the Spanish that she claimed to be in her advert on Vivastreet.

Thank fuck she had given me the wrong door number or I would have been parked right outside her flat door. I just drove off thinking I had a lucky escape.

In and out of the place in 15 mins. Just glad I got my paperwork back in one piece and I live to punt another day.

One to avoid at all costs!

Lucky escape for me. Just wanted to make others aware.

[Dashing]

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[...] I can confirm it’s the same girl from the Vivastreet pictures. [...] One to avoid at all costs!

Lucky escape for me. Just wanted to make others aware.

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[Schpdoinkle]

That’s the one! Anyone else got any info on her?

I’m just glad I done a runner lol.

[Glesgaboy]

Great review. 
Nice work getting your wad back
That’s your stake money for your next punt.
Best of luck.

[Baxter63]

The dummy address is an old routine. It lets the WG get a look at the punter - and go radio silence, if she doesn't like the look of him. It also allows the pimp or helper to clock the punter and his car, take photos and reg. number. With today's cameras, on phones, you wouldn't notice. The WG and her backup have the mobile numbers, too.

Hope nothing comes back to bite your bum. She is part of a 'managed' crew.

 

[FBman78]

What they going to report? Here mate I pump this lassie and she got bumped by this punter, oh I don't think we have the correct paperwork or satisfy the correct conditions to work and live here either?  Punting phones are a blessing, re parking I always park a bit away when I can.  Tips for anyone else who likes to be double sure.

[seeker]

I would never park anywhere near a hookers abode,
For loads of obvious reasons. 

[Schpdoinkle]

Good advice here.

 Thank fuck the wrong address was given to me by the SP in the first instance otherwise I’d have been parked right outside the Punting venue and the ending may have been different.

As it was I was parked around the corner as I usually do and walk the last bit to the flat. This allowed me to retreat with dignity after the event, get back to the car and, most importantly keep hold of my wad!

Stay safe fellow punters!

[mr small]

The dummy address is an old routine. It lets the WG get a look at the punter - and go radio silence, if she doesn't like the look of him. It also allows the pimp or helper to clock the punter and his car, take photos and reg. number. With today's cameras, on phones, you wouldn't notice. The WG and her backup have the mobile numbers, too.

Hope nothing comes back to bite your bum. She is part of a 'managed' crew.

If I am at the address they have sent me and then get told its a different address or across the road I just walk away, getting messed about is not a good way to start a punt.

 

[Uncle Buck]

If I am at the address they have sent me and then get told its a different address or across the road I just walk away, getting messed about is not a good way to start a punt.

 

Good on you Mr Small but I’m not sure I’d be walking away if the correct address was just across the road. I would imagine there’s a safety aspect why the WG would prefer to see the punter before he arrives at her door. Lots of reasons. Walking away at that point wastes yours and her time in my opinion.

[Jock D]

Just want to reiterate what FB & Seeker have already said re: parking outside or within sight of a WG's abode...it's madness, don't do it!

Over the years I've had various different SP's say I could park on their drive/use their allotted parking space...always say I'll be travelling by taxi or public transport...then park somewhere close by but out of sight and walk.