TOFTT: Mira Tantric Massage (AW/VS) - Glasgow

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Service: £80 for 1hr BTB & hot oil massage - talked into 1hr sensual “including a little of everything”

Location: clean enough ground floor flat in the shadow of Celtic park.  Service on a massage table. All fine.

Comms: kinda okay. Her English is pretty good but the her top up phone couldn’t send texts so we went back and forth a bit. Struggled to keep up with speed of Scottish.

SP: her from the pics. Nice enough lass. Best ones are from the VS ad. Taken a few years, and a few pounds ago. Heavier than photos, I’d say a 14-16. Cracking tits...

Service: this was a plan Z after finding myself in the city with unexpected time on my hands. Couldn’t get an appointment for love nor money with anyone known or reviewed, so thought “fuck it” I’ll pick a random for the WSWS buzz and review it....  Massage was shite, one of the most forgettable I’ve had. Fancied a B2B and see how it developed and given her face pic on VS had hopes my charm could push a few boundaries. Nope. She’s not aged well from her profile pics and I knew instantly this wasn’t going to be a “find”. Massage was inconsistently repetitive in that she’d massage a foot. Stop. Massage a shoulder with excessive force. Stop. Go back to the same foot. Stop. Tickle my arse cheek lightly. Stop. Etc etc. absolutely no flow or rhythm or build up of tension. No swipes no teasing. Just mechanical and boring really. I fell asleep briefly not cos I was in bliss, but more from a long shitty week at work. Told to turn, and to my surprise she had her very pleasing tits out. Never used them once. Oiled her hands up and basically just wanked me until I came. Took the shower and got changed whilst she was on the phone to her next punter.

She let me show myself out.... and to my horror and embarrassment, next punter was stood on the other side of the door texting away. Not good. 

Verdict: nice enough lass, seems educated and well meaning (she’s been doing this for 15 years  whilst holding down other responsibilities.) but there’s no way I’d be back.  AVOID.

[allypally]

Sounds fucking grim 

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It wasn’t grim as such. I was gonna scrape a low neutral review for her at the end of the massage as she herself wasn’t a horror show or nasty or anything. She didn’t rip me off or stand me up, and it IS her in the profile so no B&S. The management of her appointments was the tipping point to negative while I met the other fella on her doormat. FFS. 

[Glesgaboy]

She’s pulled the pics on VS.
Maybe active in here ..?
Thanks for the warning buddy. 

[Jock D]

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