I’ve had this place on my radar for a while and as I was close by, I thought I’d give it a go. Location is not discreet and the entrance to this basement outfit is in the middle of a busy set of shops. Area felt safe enough. When I walked down, I range the buzzer (loud) and a Chinese bird (not bad looking, nicely made up with some glitter on her face) opened the door and asked me to come back in 5 mins. I asked who was working and she said it was her and another Chinese girl called Meme or something like that. Anyway in my head I thought she looked good and on this basis decided to come back.
When I came back, the same bird opened the door and asked and showed me into a private room. The room had a small shower in the corner, a table, clock loads of towels and was fine / fit for purpose. The said girl walked out and asked me to get ready. I stripped and placed a towel around my nether regions. A couple of minutes later another lady walks in and she wasn’t as nice as the original lady and frankly I didn’t fancy her. I felt like asking for a swap but I heard some voices in the reception area and didn’t feel comfortable asking for a switch in an establishment I had not frequented before. At this stage I said to myself there is no way I am having a HE ffrom her. She’s mid 40’s and not as a cute as her colleague.
Anyway the massage was very good, she worked my back very well and it has to go down as one of the best massages I have had. She didn’t offer any cc swipes or anything sensual which suited me. Very early on whipped the towel off me and I felt if I grabbed her legs she would be up for extras but as I said I didn’t fancy her and besides the massage was very good.
Her English was poor but she kept on laughing at me as my body cracked and strained to her rather expert massage technique (at the time it felt like a carry on movie 😉). Towards the end, she rather clumsily put her hand on my dick (I’m still on my front) and asked whether I wanted some ‘more fun’ to which I politely declined. She finished her massage after about 23 mins.
I got changed and left satisfied with the massage I received and actually glad I didn’t get a HE from her.
Verdict – very good massage and great value for £25/30 mins. However, it felt like a B&S and given I didn’t fancy her I rate this for UKP purposes as a Negative.
