FilthyMilffyHarley - Touring Stockport

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FilthyMilffyHarley
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Cost was £50 for 30 minutes

Location - Britannia hotel in Stockport
A cheap (fairly basic) hotel that’s easy in easy out and fairly discrete. Have had a number of punts over the years at this place, and have never once been questioned by reception.

Harley was touring Stockport (believe she’s based Yorkshire way normally) and thought I’d take the plunge at the bargain rate of £50 for 30 minutes.
Communication was prompt and straightforward and all done via text message.
Harley is I reckon mid 30’s. Around 5’4” tall and quite slim. Her black hair and minimal make up gave her a bit of a gothy vibe. Must admit I wasn’t overly attracted to her but since a) I needed a release as I’d been gagging for it all day b) it was fairly late to be looking for an alternative and c) I was now in her hotel room having spent time in rush hour traffic getting there, I thought fuck it, I’ll pay up.

I think the experience went downhill the moment she barked “well you ain’t fucking me without paying me” when I asked about paying her! I was only being polite!!
By the time I'd sorted the cash out, she was already on the bed with a tube of lube by her side. I undressed and joined her on the bed where she started disinfecting my cock with a wet wipe  Once it had been scrubbed raw, it was time for owo. Crap technique though as her position was such that you couldn’t see her face/mouth as my cock was going in and out, nor could you access any of the good bits. She sort of lay along the side of me with her head near my cock bobbing up and down. I did ask her to change position so she was in front of me so I could see the action, but was told she found that too difficult to do. WTF?!!
To try and make the meeting a little more interactive, I asked her to stop so I could kiss her. As we both knelt on the bed to kiss she removed her knickers and the stench hit me! Oh my god! It’s probably the strongest smell I’ve encountered in a very long time. It sort of wafted up and got stuck in my nostrils (I could still smell it in my car after I left). Instant mood killer and my cock went from semi erect to flaccid immediately.
There was no chance I was gonna be putting my cock anywhere near her pussy (bagged or not) so asked her to give me some more oral to finish me off (and to get her pussy as far away from me as possible).
No CIM was allowed so at the point of cumming, told her I was about to shoot and she directed my cum all over my belly!
Handed a handful of wipes whilst she left me to go to the bathroom. Certainly not to clean her pussy though!!
Left feeling grubby and nauseated but thankful to be out in some fresh air.
Would I return? What do you think?! Wish now I’d left and not let my dick dictate my evening’s entertainment.

[Drayki]

That’s poor service that’s what happens when your cock gets the better of you 

I’d of asked for a refund, cheeky mare has the ordacity to wipe your knob clean and then has a smelly cunt herself 

By the way way, what did her minge smell of 

One to avoid me thinks, thanks for the review though

[dadio]

By the way way, what did her minge smell of 

I can't believe you want to know what it smelt of! Surely an educated guess can be made?
What I find astounding though is surely girls with really strong smelling fishy fannies would be able to smell it themselves? I know it happens to the best of them, but there is plenty of treatments available, and should you have the misfortune to be troubled by it, shouldn't you abstain from taking money off guys for services until it's cleared up?
I think us guys need to grow a pair and suggest a refund in scenarios like this  Many WG's rightly refuse service to guys with cheesy/smelly/rancid cocks, so maybe since we're the ones paying, we should at the very least request a refund when the shoe is on the other foot.

[Licking Lizard]

'kin 'ell... that's put me right off my tuna butty. 

Fucking scank, you're right to expose and I know how you feel/felt.  Give it a week and you'll feel better.  To be fair, nothing you said about the start of the meet was a warning for what was to follow although I do hate the transactional  reminder even if it's said tongue in cheek.

[Drayki]

I can't believe you want to know what it smelt of! Surely an educated guess can be made?
What I find astounding though is surely girls with really strong smelling fishy fannies would be able to smell it themselves? I know it happens to the best of them, but there is plenty of treatments available, and should you have the misfortune to be troubled by it, shouldn't you abstain from taking money off guys for services until it's cleared up?
I think us guys need to grow a pair and suggest a refund in scenarios like this  Many WG's rightly refuse service to guys with cheesy/smelly/rancid cocks, so maybe since we're the ones paying, we should at the very least request a refund when the shoe is on the other foot.

You still went ahead with the punt when there was clearly alarm bells ringing, I’d of walked... but that’s me

[dadio]

You still went ahead with the punt when there was clearly alarm bells ringing, I’d of walked... but that’s me

The stink didn't hit me till she removed her knickers. By then it was too late. But yes, should have walked when I saw her and realised I didn't fancy her. Like I said, I really do need to stop thinking with my dick!  (That and the fact I'm too polite/too much of a pussy to say anything when the girl's got me naked and I'm at my most vulnerable! )

[Thecunninglinguist]

To be fair, she does describe herself as "Filthy"