Touch of Asia, Aldershot - Worst 'Massage' Experience Ever!

[mr-winthorpe]

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I thought I'd give this place a go, based on a couple of recent reviews... I wish I hadn't bothered, it was the worst massage experience I've ever had, bar none..!!

I'm not 100% certain of the masseuse's name (Lucy, I think). Paid £30 for 30 minutes, and was shown to a dingy back room. The massage lasted approximately 5 minutes before the upsell started. When I said that I would like HE (which was £20), I was immediately turned over, oiled up and she went at it like she wanted me done and out.

I lasted as long as I could (which was about 10 minutes), and that was it, done. Time in there, 15 minutes, maximum!!

Absolutely would not go back and I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone else either!

[whydoidothis]

That's bad. What did she look like? I have found them to be good. Nina is now Lilly

[mr-winthorpe]

Yeah not good at all. Also if they keep changing their names, how can you be sure who you'll get??

The masseuse who I was unfortunate enough to see was wearing a hair scarf/bandana and had mid length wavy hair. I'd say late 30s early 40s.

I think I could've enjoyed it if it was the girl that you recently reviewed, but I don't think I'd return so it really doesn't matter. Also they don't seem to answer the phone, so it looks like you just have to walk in and hope for the best.

Your username is exactly how I felt when I left!!

[whydoidothis]

that sounds like Nina, aka Lucy who I saw told me she was 19 years old, from Lewes. She is very inexperienced. I think you were unlucky. Ask for Anna next time.

[mr-winthorpe]

If she thinks she can pass for 19, she's very much mistaken! Early 30s at best, probably older...

It doesn't matter anyway, lesson learned and I shall not be returning.

The only place in Aldershot which used to be worth a visit was Elements - until they removed the £20 option and went too hard on the up-sell.

So in short, there is no reason to visit Aldershot again for this kind of service any time soon.

[fisherofsouls]

If she thinks she can pass for 19, she's very much mistaken! Early 30s at best, probably older...

It doesn't matter anyway, lesson learned and I shall not be returning.

The only place in Aldershot which used to be worth a visit was Elements - until they removed the £20 option and went too hard on the up-sell.

So in short, there is no reason to visit Aldershot again for this kind of service any time soon.

Fixed that for you

[mr-winthorpe]

Fixed that for you

 

I couldn't possibly comment 

[whydoidothis]

Just happened to pass the shop this evening and notice it was closed at 8:00pm No reply on phone either. Has It Closed?

[whydoidothis]

Just like to add - Very rude. They forget everyone is a potential reviewer. AVOID

[mr-winthorpe]

Just like to add - Very rude. They forget everyone is a potential reviewer. AVOID

I just read your other Aldershot review, where you said you asked who was working at Touch of Asia and they answered you rudely!! I think they should stick to dry cleaning and give up on the massage sideline. At this rate they'll be out of business very soon...

I suspect they have no idea about these forums, where we all discuss our experiences. Hopefully others will see these reviews and also avoid.

[whydoidothis]

Agreed. Anna was very good