Lincoln - Disappointing Brazilian Threesome with Angel Sins and Mia Falcone

[Snagbadjer]

I had a day off work, an itch, and money in my pocket. All the ingredients for a punt. With a positive attitude and a few days' abstinence I ventured out into the floods towards the desert that is Lincoln. The drive would turn out to be more satisfying than the punt though...

I made a shortlist and settled on this one, External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only, knowing she would be working out of the knocking-shop off Burton Rd.

Comms
By phone. Not sure if I spoke to a maid or the girl herself. She sounded apathetic. Not particularly friendly but not overly stroppy like some other WGs.

Location
Quiet street off Burton Rd. Parking spaces during the day. Close to the garage at the junction with Yarborough Rd. A familiar location for me.

The 'girl'
Same one as the pics. Small stature but with full curves, medium tits, unremarkable and sour face and nice long dark hair. Decent arse also. She had that type of attitude that will dominate - if you let her. But if you take charge she will follow. Mid-twenties.

The 'action'
Arrived through the pouring rain only to be left outside for at least two minutes before she let me in. I could hear talking from the upstairs window and she even popped her head out to level a moody look at me.

While taking my shoes off I caught sight of a massive arse poking out from behind the kitchen wall or the partition area. Someone needs to work on their stealth skills. It turned out to be Mrs 'Mia Falcone' External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only.

Upstairs to the bedroom. Handed over £70 for 30 mins. Clothes off etc. The girl I'd booked (Angel Sins) kept me waiting again while she messed with her phone. I almost stormed out at this point, my good mood instantly vanished.

Onto the bed, boring OW, but she got me nice and hard. Then while Angel Sins had her snout on my trout, creak goes the door and in walks a small dumpy woman who looked like a Romanian factory worker. 'You had two girls before, baby?'.

The unexpected offer of a threesome threw me off my stride. But not enough to prevent me from seizing the opportunity. 'Is MORE baby'. I called her bluff and said I'm cleaned out but she jumped on the bed anyway. So Angel Sins was nibbling the schlong and Falcone was nuzzling against me and sticking her (still clothed) upper body in my face. So far so good.

I got Angel onto all fours while I stood by the edge of the bed. Proceeded with some mundane doggy style. Was difficult to get a rhythm due to Falcone manhandling my balls while I tried to pound away. In the end I had to get her in a kind of playful headlock and french kiss her just to keep her out my stroke trajectory.

Angel Sins was soon moaning that I hadn't cum so I dispensed with her and got fatty Falcone into the hot seat. It was much more fun with her as she was game and had a really smooth arse. Albeit huge. A big wingspan is needed to grab a hold of the damn thing.

I attempted to switch back to Sins but she was getting pedantic over the condom so I didn't bother. Instead I had her caress me and lick my ear (she did it begrudgingly) while I banged away at Mrs Big Arse. After ten seconds: 'Make me cum!'. Oh calm down, sweetie. With that sausage-in-the-Stonebow snatch you'd need a troop of marines just to get you slightly moist.

Saw no reason to prolong the punt, so unleashed a healthy dollop of baby batter into the raspberry bag. And that was that. French-kissed Angel Sins once more just to annoy her, then got dressed and got the bloody hell out of there.

Back into horizontal rain and the cobbled roads of Lincoln. The quest for a decent punt continues.

I didn't enjoy myself at all but I'm sure others would. Just book the brunette and the other one will walk in. But if threesomes ain't your thing then be prepared to get press-ganged into one.

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Angel Sins: 07399784548

Mia Falcone: 07508632777

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[John the Sextist]

 

Ouch

 

[Bigbadgeorge]

Mia’s snatch looks like Homer Simpson’s mouth.

[hunkybc]

Bloody hell. Was it too late to try and walk?

[Snagbadjer]

I only walk if it's B&S, safety concerns or refusal of services.

In this case I got more than I asked for. It just turned out to be shit.