External Link/Members OnlyNo website or recent Gumtree ads to speak of
Comms: walk in, which did prove hard as was booked with a sign on the door saying come back on previous attempt
Services: didn't see a price list but was quoted £35 for half an hour, I peeled off four tenners and like the previous reviewer was upsold to an hour for that
Venue: reasonable standard treatment rooms with showers, seen worse but also seen better. Table was clean and had decent paper roll, not the kitchen towel-sized you see in some places.
Girl: encouraged by two previous mini reviews
, elected to pay Ton Ton a visit to see if the chebs were all that. Was worried it could be another staff on reception and that I'd not get to see her but as I watched the chebs bounce as she came round the counter to ask "Massage?" when I walked in then Ton Ton it was (I am going with Ton Ton rather than Tong Tong as her name).
Ton Ton stood at around 5' 4" and about a size 12 in a skirt and boots and a top designed to maximise sight of her full chebs. I would put her at late 30s if not a recent 40. Facially OK, but she's now clearly in that slutty MILF market and her get up did put me off slightly.
Massage: actually quite decent, good use of elbows and some fingers and thumbs used on feet. I recognised some of the techniques from SPs who are very proud of their skills, so she's had training.
I honestly lost track of time and the massage was quite firm and not so sensual but I'd booked for the hour so I'd expect this. Head to toes complete, she then goes sensual all over and there's commencement of cc swipes and an inevitable lean forward and whisper in the ear.
She really should volunteer her services for the Brexit Negotiating Team as she wouldn't budge on £60 for b2b - previous reports suggested this and I was prepared but I also had ringing in my mind that a previous reviewer couldn't get topless (I'd have settled for) as she only has two settings on the dial, b2b and HE. Cursing myself now for not trying to get topless for £40, though perhaps she knows FOMO will get her what she wants. In fairness, once I did agree to that then she was mine to do whatever I wanted with and was quite free and easy with the time (I'm guessing it's her shop).
Puppy report: so, that established, I resolved to enjoy as much as I could and hopped off the table, removing her clothes one by one and getting her body in place (sod the slides). Firstly went in for some RO, it was shaven and she didn't have much of an arse to hold onto (large tattoo on lower back too), plus her taste was quite bitter but I resolved to make the most of it. Then pulled her on the table and on top of me for some cheb worship, which she really enjoys by the way given her moans and exclamations.
Chebs were a DD, quite soft and pillowy, as has been noted enjoy them before they head south in a year or two. They're pretty big on her frame as although a size 12, her ribcage is small. During this she leant forward and kissed my neck and shoulders. The HE was quite good, slow build up, twisting and squeezed every last drop out (many do not
). Mutual shower afterwards, I had to make sure she got all that oil off
Would I return? Service was entirely comparable in age, chebs and looks to so-called Older Lily at Health First in Holborn who charges 20 less. So not at those rates, no.
