Author Topic: iris passion4squirt - Aberdeen  (Read 1428 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5392864) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline CaptainHoratio

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Fuck me - the bottom of the barrel has been scraped.  Set up a half hour meet for £70 last night.  Comms were fine, flat was on George Street.  Promised everything on her likes list.  Showed up and let in, it's definitely the girl.  Service was beyond awful.  Started off with about 30 baby wipes to clean my cock despite the fact that I had literally showered 10 minutes prior.  Condom on while dick was still soft, 1 minute blowjob followed and then asked if I wanted to fuck.  I asked about deep throat and she said I was too big(!).  She then said I had to hurry up and fuck her.  I pointed out that I was less than 5 minutes into a half hour punt and she said I needed to fuck and go.

At this I decided to cut my losses and started to get dressed.  Her phone rang and she actually answered it and started to give some poor guy directions.  By this point I was dressed and was aware there were other folk in the flat.  Didn't want to create a stink and demand my money but at the same time couldn't leave without saying something.  She was giving the guy on the phone proper abuse as he couldn't understand what she was saying about her location so as she moved to open the door for me I leaned and shouted down the phone, 'Don't bother mate.  She's fucking awful!'  Her face was an absolute picture as I casually walked out the door.  I heard her call to someone in the flat as I started down the stairs so I quickened my pace and legged it/

AVOID!


Offline Bigsteve69

Dont know why but I found that hilarious.

A wee bit of payback goes a long way

Offline sub_marine

Nice one for TOFTT, but her and her matess profiles were ringing alarms bells as soon as I clocked them

Offline jonko

Bloody hell, just read this good as I was thinking of fucking her tonight in MCR - now I won't bother !!