CONDOM broke - positive punt overall

[Fitzjew]

So Fellas, I have a little story

Last week I went for a punt.
I walk in , my glasses steamed up so I took them off. With glasses still off, I pick a girl out of 3. I had seen her pictures already so I knew what I wanted

Now for a start, when I get in the room with her , this woman must be related to my Ex Wife somehow , she is literally a doppelgänger of my wife so I instantly couldn't wait to get to business. Face, ass , tits doesnt look like she had any work done minus the typical latina tummy tuck covered with a tattoo .

Now , she takes off her clothes , she has tattoos in the same place as my ex, now in my head somehow I am convinced it's her (I was sober). Anyway, sadly, it wasn't anyway but she kept saying something on Portuguese that I couldn't understand but if sounded like she was saying she knows me or she has seen me around  the area (possibly she has as it's not far from my house )

Service : long story short, this was the best punt I have ever had as she literally seemed like she was enjoying as much as I was. OWO(extra) which she paid attention to balls , 30mins with my preferred positions and she even suggested some .

Anyway, I finish in about 25mins, I pull out to take the condom off after shooting my shot and my worst nightmare *CONDOM BROKE* likely at the start of the last position.

I had a clear test two weeks ago so I share my results and she shares hers too so I am not too worried but will still get checked after a week's window or so. She is worried also so she asked for clinics local to where she was working from.

SHE ASKS for my number (I had called the maid's number ) and she calls me from her private phone and asked me to save her number and I have no idea why(Google translate didn't help clarify either ) . She mentioned a little about herself also, she got a kid blah blah and she doesn't wanna get pregnant again blah blah


Anyway two worries I have so let's here some opinions :
why she gave me her number
How do you usually react when condom breaks , I am sure it happens especially if you are a little bit on the big side.


I hope I won't get a DNA test in the near future lol 

Bottom line, I literally wanna see the WG again, she is new here from Brazil and she gave me what I missed about my fuckin wife who dumped me over the punting/whoring behavior

I wish to share her links but sadly because of what occured I have to avoid that .SHE IS NOT A BAREBACKER AT ALL as many of the girls I have seen where do not even do OWO as an extra

[zushiboys]

Ahh would have made a great "so this is how i met mum" story...

[Fitzjew]

Hahaha that's my fuckin worry and I regret the number swap now

[golden bull]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔.......
I’d be like  and you’re laughing about it?

[jesse4585]

Anyway two worries I have so let's here some opinions :
How do you usually react when condom breaks

Most commonly just say 'Sorry - looks like the condom broke' - it's not your fault but good to show a little sympathy as it's the lass who is much more at risk.

It's happened to me about 8 times, though not for 10 years, only twice with a WG.   With one exception the lass was cool about it too - the one time she wasn't was the 2nd time it happened with the same civvy gf.

One time I reacted by pulling out before coming - normally though I don't notice.   (& typically after a break, the next few times I had sex I imagined a break when really it didn't happen.

If you're a big on the large size,  using King size condoms should reduce the risk of breaks.

why she gave me her number

Three possibilities:

i) She's religious & might not want an abortion, so she wants to be able to get in touch if she's pregnant.   (A lot of WG's these days don't seem to be on the pill or protected with a coil)
ii)  You say she enjoyed it as much as you do, maybe you two really clicked,  and she might want a relationship  (& think the condom breaking was a sign you two are destined for extra connection....)
iii) She's planning to scam you  -  this is the least likely IMO,  but good to be a little on guard.

[Doc Holliday]

Any SP relying on condoms for contraception needs their head testing.

[LLPunting]

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I wish to share her links but sadly because of what occured I have to avoid that .SHE IS NOT A BAREBACKER AT ALL as many of the girls I have seen where do not even do OWO as an extra

This makes no sense at all.

If she's not a barebacker then she'd be having protected sex with all the guys she saw after you.  Why would you disrupt her business  by withholding her details for other punters to try her out as respectful, condom-using clients?
Also, for those punters who wanted to avoid her until an all clear after your cumming inside her, her identity needs to be published.

[NotATrumpFan]

Hahaha that's my fuckin worry and I regret the number swap now

Not an anonymous punting phone then?

[ratedj]

This makes no sense at all.

If she's not a barebacker then she'd be having protected sex with all the guys she saw after you.  Why would you disrupt her business  by withholding her details for other punters to try her out as respectful, condom-using clients?
Also, for those punters who wanted to avoid her until an all clear after your cumming inside her, her identity needs to be published.

Completely agree. I too do not understand the point of this. If, on one hand, you truly believe it was a mistake and the SP does not offer BB, then why have you not linked in her profile for others? On the end of the spectrum, if you were to believe that the SP does offer BB then you would also link in her profile to warn others.  This 'review' is neither her nor there and does nothing for anybody, which leads me to ask, what were you aiming to acheive with your original post?

[Doc Holliday]

This 'review' is neither her nor there and does nothing for anybody, which leads me to ask, what were you aiming to acheive with your original post?

Probably just attention seeking and a story full of holes ... and I'm not referring to the condom 

[Jonestown]

Cant really see the problem here, if she is worried about getting pregnant well she's had options to deal with that; he's not likely to catch anything that is life threatening or can't be easily treated. Just wait till the TS shaggers start having condoms break on them........

[DubCee]

Cant really see the problem here, if she is worried about getting pregnant well she's had options to deal with that; he's not likely to catch anything that is life threatening or can't be easily treated. Just wait till the TS shaggers start having condoms break on them........

That last line though! 

[James999]

Pointless bullshit 

[James]

got your child maintanance ready in 9 months.
only kidding. its best happening to a escort as they will just sort anything out.

[socksfellan2]

I don't know this kinda reads like a piece intended to share that your condom broke, more so than ask for advice. Condom broke for me once, but I hadn't ejaculated inside. Rather I pulled out. I think it's important to pull out slightly as you near the vinegar strokes, so as to confirm and ease your mind that it's in-tact.

I agree with LLP, you should share your full review of the encounter when you can 

[Lilywhite]

I'll bite.

It's happened to me 5 times in almost 7 years of working.

However the 5 times were in the last 3 years.

There were 3 times in the space of 6 months. I took time off. Then 2 times randomly in the next 2 years.

If you are having protected sex with a client and it happens, the mood changes. I have had only 1 guy who was able to finish. I have had to send proof of birth control to a few. I have sent results to those who wanted to know.

PUNTING AND WORKING are risky. We need to work together in some ways but we can only ever trust ourselves. When I have had a 'break' my heart has fell.

Do what YOU can and try to pick workers who would do what THEY can to protect themselves- but at the end of the day- you are only responsible for yourself.

[James999]

I'll bite.
It's happened to me 5 times in almost 7 years of working.

But did both you and he have your test results to hand 

[LLPunting]

got your child maintanance ready in 9 months.
only kidding. its best happening to a escort as they will just sort anything out.

Except if they're pro-life...

[Lilywhite]

But did both you and he have your test results to hand 

Had he asked, I could have provided.

[samsmith_1231]

Unlucky. Had that happened to me once. But luckily the cum was in the bag.

[Fitzjew]

Probably just attention seeking and a story full of holes ... and I'm not referring to the condom 

Hi lads , if you check my posts you can clearly see I do not care to waste time on here writing BS. I do not care for the attention, I just wanted some opinions that is all mate .

[Fitzjew]

I don't know this kinda reads like a piece intended to share that your condom broke, more so than ask for advice. Condom broke for me once, but I hadn't ejaculated inside. Rather I pulled out. I think it's important to pull out slightly as you near the vinegar strokes, so as to confirm and ease your mind that it's in-tact.

I agree with LLP, you should share your full review of the encounter when you can 

I usually post reviews rather than this BS but I didn't see the point as I wouldn't be posting her link /pics etc.  Thanks for the Tip also because a condom breaking is a first for me and It scared the fuck out of me

[Fitzjew]

This makes no sense at all.

If she's not a barebacker then she'd be having protected sex with all the guys she saw after you.  Why would you disrupt her business  by withholding her details for other punters to try her out as respectful, condom-using clients?
Also, for those punters who wanted to avoid her until an all clear after your cumming inside her, her identity needs to be published.

I am sure she doesn't BB with punters based on how high she charges for OWO alone and how worried she seemed. She was the one to point out that the condom broke and the next day I noticed her profile is down (out of all the girls in her house *3/4).   I just hope I won't get some bullshit message from her a few months from now lol 

[Jonestown]

Morning after pill from the chemist + visit to the clap clinic - all sorted !

[LLPunting]

I am sure she doesn't BB with punters based on how high she charges for OWO alone and how worried she seemed. She was the one to point out that the condom broke and the next day I noticed her profile is down (out of all the girls in her house *3/4).   I just hope I won't get some bullshit message from her a few months from now lol 

If you're no bullshitter then her name and profile is?

[Fitzjew]

If you're no bullshitter then her name and profile is?

I literally just mentioned above that I noticed her profile is gone .

[LLPunting]

Good luck for your test results in a couple of weeks.  Enjoy the porn in the meantime.

[Hobbit]

I hope you start saving up because apparently the cost of a child is around £250,000 from the moment they are born to until they turn 18 years old.   

[Fitzjew]

Logged on to just update this : This girl bloody sent me a message about an HR ago (good translator don't make bloody sense : "Oi bb vem mi ver estou em estreta". )

She replied to my WhatsApp status which for nothing to do with her reply . Block seems best but I wanna see this WG for another round . I will review again but her links are down at the moment . Obviously I will mix it within my next 3/4 reviews just because I don't wanna expose a girl that doesn't do BB as someone that could be mislabeled as if she does. Review soon come unless she ends up annoying me or getting me in trouble with my girl .

Before that lad above scream at me , I am not seeking attention , just sharing my experience . I have asked her where she is now so hopefully a meet happens

[LLPunting]

Logged on to just update this : This girl bloody sent me a message about an HR ago (good translator don't make bloody sense : "Oi bb vem mi ver estou em estreta". )

She replied to my WhatsApp status which for nothing to do with her reply . Block seems best but I wanna see this WG for another round . I will review again but her links are down at the moment . Obviously I will mix it within my next 3/4 reviews just because I don't wanna expose a girl that doesn't do BB as someone that could be mislabeled as if she does. Review soon come unless she ends up annoying me or getting me in trouble with my girl .

Before that lad above scream at me , I am not seeking attention , just sharing my experience . I have asked her where she is now so hopefully a meet happens

You are attention seeking because you still insist on the nonsense logic of protecting her reputation despite the fact there is no threat to it.  Only you are dramatising the events the rest of us have indicated are par for the course when using condoms, regardless of the recipient vagina being rented or won over.

[Hobbit]

Logged on to just update this : This girl bloody sent me a message about an HR ago (good translator don't make bloody sense : "Oi bb vem mi ver estou em estreta". )

She replied to my WhatsApp status which for nothing to do with her reply . Block seems best but I wanna see this WG for another round . I will review again but her links are down at the moment . Obviously I will mix it within my next 3/4 reviews just because I don't wanna expose a girl that doesn't do BB as someone that could be mislabeled as if she does. Review soon come unless she ends up annoying me or getting me in trouble with my girl .

Before that lad above scream at me , I am not seeking attention , just sharing my experience . I have asked her where she is now so hopefully a meet happens

For a minute there, I actually took you seriously. How stupid was I?

[Jonestown]

Logged on to just update this : This girl bloody sent me a message about an HR ago (good translator don't make bloody sense : "Oi bb vem mi ver estou em estreta". )

She replied to my WhatsApp status which for nothing to do with her reply . Block seems best but I wanna see this WG for another round . I will review again but her links are down at the moment . Obviously I will mix it within my next 3/4 reviews just because I don't wanna expose a girl that doesn't do BB as someone that could be mislabeled as if she does. Review soon come unless she ends up annoying me or getting me in trouble with my girl .

Before that lad above scream at me , I am not seeking attention , just sharing my experience . I have asked her where she is now so hopefully a meet happens

This is really not a good idea for many many reasons.

[jesse4585]

Logged on to just update this : This girl bloody sent me a message about an HR ago (good translator don't make bloody sense : "Oi bb vem mi ver estou em estreta". )

Google translate's not too good with creole languages.  I'd  guess she's speaking Porglish, and what she meant was  "Oh baby,  come to see me,  Im back at work soon."

(Small chance she meant  "Oh baby, I am close to finding out" - can't do an accurate interpretation from such a small sample. )

Up to you matey - but if I was you , I'd reply 'Sure bb, see you soon'   - or maybe  'when you back? x'  if she's still showing as missing from the web.

FWIW  I agree there's no need for you to protect her reputation by withholding the link.  You've actually made her sound unusually cautious. The chance of anything happening from one break is generally very low.  Almost every WG has condoms break, & most probably do bareback with at least a few men,  so the fact she's has one known break isn't going to put many off.

[Jonestown]

Google Translate:Catalan : Hello, we see, I'm close.  ???

[Fitzjew]

I hope you start saving up because apparently the cost of a child is around £250,000 from the moment they are born to until they turn 18 years old.   

😂😂😂 Imagine that... I doubt this though, highly

[Fitzjew]

Google translate's not too good with creole languages.  I'd  guess she's speaking Porglish, and what she meant was  "Oh baby,  come to see me,  Im back at work soon."

(Small chance she meant  "Oh baby, I am close to finding out" - can't do an accurate interpretation from such a small sample. )

Up to you matey - but if I was you , I'd reply 'Sure bb, see you soon'   - or maybe  'when you back? x'  if she's still showing as missing from the web.

FWIW  I agree there's no need for you to protect her reputation by withholding the link.  You've actually made her sound unusually cautious. The chance of anything happening from one break is generally very low.  Almost every WG has condoms break, & most probably do bareback with at least a few men,  so the fact she's has one known break isn't going to put many off.

This makes sense mate thanks : Oh baby, I am close to finding out"

[Fitzjew]

You are attention seeking because you still insist on the nonsense logic of protecting her reputation despite the fact there is no threat to it.  Only you are dramatising the events the rest of us have indicated are par for the course when using condoms, regardless of the recipient vagina being rented or won over.

Your opinion mate. Thanks and again I don't give two shits about attention really . Not sure what is dramatic here but okay . 

[jesse4585]

This makes sense mate thanks : Oh baby, I am close to finding out"

You're welcome mate.   That's what it might mean in Spanglish.   Some Latina's who say there are from Brazil  are really from one of the Spanish speaking countries.

If she was telling you the truth about being from Brazil, then it's more likely it was Porglish,  hence I'd guess more likely she meant  'Come see me, I'm back at work soon.'

(Very small chance she mean 'Hey Baby, I coming on {my period} soon'  )   Hopefully you'l find out for sure if you visit.

[Fitzjew]

(Very small chance she mean 'Hey Baby, I coming on {my period} soon'  )   Hopefully you'l find out for sure if you visit.

[ratedj]

Logged on to just update this : This girl bloody sent me a message about an HR ago (good translator don't make bloody sense : "Oi bb vem mi ver estou em estreta". )

She replied to my WhatsApp status which for nothing to do with her reply . Block seems best but I wanna see this WG for another round . I will review again but her links are down at the moment . Obviously I will mix it within my next 3/4 reviews just because I don't wanna expose a girl that doesn't do BB as someone that could be mislabeled as if she does. Review soon come unless she ends up annoying me or getting me in trouble with my girl .

Before that lad above scream at me , I am not seeking attention , just sharing my experience . I have asked her where she is now so hopefully a meet happens

This guy...

[cotton]

Logged on to just update this : This girl bloody sent me a message about an HR ago (good translator don't make bloody sense : "Oi bb vem mi ver estou em estreta". )

She replied to my WhatsApp status which for nothing to do with her reply . Block seems best but I wanna see this WG for another round . I will review again but her links are down at the moment . Obviously I will mix it within my next 3/4 reviews just because I don't wanna expose a girl that doesn't do BB as someone that could be mislabeled as if she does. Review soon come unless she ends up annoying me or getting me in trouble with my girl .

Before that lad above scream at me , I am not seeking attention , just sharing my experience . I have asked her where she is now so hopefully a meet happens

As others have pointed out your logic dosnt make sense - she clearly isnt a barebacker , you were using a condom  she sounds ok and might get some business from here , theres no logical reason for you to protect her.
Unless your the one whos gone a bit fixated with her , imagining all kinds of wierd and wonderful scenarios about having a baby and want to keep the cute little brazilian babymaker all for yourself 
But seriously , shes a ho , best thing snap out of it , forget her and throw her to the rest of us.

[Doc Holliday]

I do not care for the attention, I just wanted some opinions that is all mate .

Then  all you had to do was start a post saying "A condom broke during a punt today. First time this has happened to me. There were language difficulties, but she seemed concerned about pregnancy risk and we both said we would get checked out and exchanged numbers.
Any advice?"

Instead the rest such as the girl looked like your ex who finished with you etc is totally superfluous attention seeking especially as it is not a review?

Also you insisted in telling us you have a large penis ... always an attention seeking comment IMO  ... and before you say it is relevant to a condom breaking it is not a major factor. The main causes are very cheap poor quality condoms, lack of lubrication (or using the wrong lubricant) or damage with nails when applying incorrectly. Lack of lube is the main one.

Finally you say it scared the shit out of you but that doesn't really come across in your posts? Quite the opposite. You seem more concerned about seeing here again?

[PLeisure]

Then  all you had to do was start a post saying "A condom broke during a punt today. First time this has happened to me. There were language difficulties, but she seemed concerned about pregnancy risk and we both said we would get checked out and exchanged numbers.
Any advice?"

Instead the rest such as the girl looked like your ex who finished with you etc is totally superfluous attention seeking especially as it is not a review?

Also you insisted in telling us you have a large penis ... always an attention seeking comment IMO  ... and before you say it is relevant to a condom breaking it is not a major factor. The main causes are very cheap poor quality condoms, lack of lubrication (or using the wrong lubricant) or damage with nails when applying incorrectly. Lack of lube is the main one.

Finally you say it scared the shit out of you but that doesn't really come across in your posts? Quite the opposite. You seem more concerned about seeing here again?

+1 - the OP is all about wanting to impress the London board; fuck knows why 

[Moby Dick]

So why are you still so infatuated and obsessed with your ex Wife?

[Fitzjew]

Then  all you had to do was start a post saying "A condom broke during a punt today. First time this has happened to me. There were language difficulties, but she seemed concerned about pregnancy risk and we both said we would get checked out and exchanged numbers.
Any advice?"

Instead the rest such as the girl looked like your ex who finished with you etc is totally superfluous attention seeking especially as it is not a review?

Also you insisted in telling us you have a large penis ... always an attention seeking comment IMO  ... and before you say it is relevant to a condom breaking it is not a major factor. The main causes are very cheap poor quality condoms, lack of lubrication (or using the wrong lubricant) or damage with nails when applying incorrectly. Lack of lube is the main one.

Finally you say it scared the shit out of you but that doesn't really come across in your posts? Quite the opposite. You seem more concerned about seeing here again?

Mate, I did not brag about my size , I was trying to throw out a reason I think it may have broken . I said I will get tested so that should tell you my concern and I actually feel okay but I will still get checked . Gosh this site 

[Fitzjew]

So why are you still so infatuated and obsessed with your ex Wife?

She is gorgeous as hell and I fucked her over which I cannot reverse so when I get anything that resembles her , I tend to enjoy the punt morethan usual .

Anyway I am done with this thread now lads. Enjoy and reviews coming soon.

[aronteo]

Any SP relying on condoms for contraception needs their head testing.

Doc, could you elaborate more on this point please? I know a SP who has been doing this for a long while and she told me she has never used any other form of contraception apart from condoms...

I know and heard of women who got pregnant although their partners always used a condom, but how real the risk is?!?
 

[Lilywhite]

Doc, could you elaborate more on this point please? I know a SP who has been doing this for a long while and she told me she has never used any other form of contraception apart from condoms...

I know and heard of women who got pregnant although their partners always used a condom, but how real the risk is?!?
 

NO contraception is 100% reliable other than abstinence. There are cases of people using condoms AND hormonal contraception and getting pregnant. There are cases of people using condoms and the morning after pill and getting pregnant. There are cases of people using hormonal contraception, having a hormonal abortion and still remaining pregnant.

It definitely is silly for a SP to not be using as many barriers as her body allows, considering we probably have sex more than the average person.

[Steely Dan]

Doc, could you elaborate more on this point please? I know a SP who has been doing this for a long while and she told me she has never used any other form of contraception apart from condoms...

I know and heard of women who got pregnant although their partners always used a condom, but how real the risk is?!?
 

Because even at best performance, they are 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. 
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And if someone has sex, say, 5 times per day, 200 days a year, that is 1000 times.  That 98% effective is looking a bit worrying.  ( I do know the 98% and 85% mean yearly chance for a woman to get pregnant - but they for sure don't assume 1000 fucks per year)

[aronteo]

Thanks @Lily and @Steely.  Well, I knew that no means of contraception is 100% safe, but, shit, those statistics are actually really worrying......, especially the ones which say only 85% effective......

I might be naive, but I thought risks with condoms were lower than that.....