External Link/Members OnlyOn a spur of the moment, I had a window of opportunity this afternoon, and decided to go for a Rub 'n' Tug at Healing Hands down on Broxholme Lane in Doncaster. I have a soft spot for this place, as it was my first ever HE massage some years back.
COMMSTexted for availability for a half hour massage at 3:45, wanting to go around 4. Reply came back within a minute saying to come on over. Fifteen minutes later I was pulling up outside, so thumbs up there!
THE SHOPA shopfront down on Broxholme Lane, with parking spaces on-street outside. I really must look into getting a cheap punting banger, because a jag with a vanity plate down there is fucking conspicuous!!!
THE GIRLRang the bell and it was opened straight away by Alice. Hard to place her age exactly, but I'd say mind-to-late thirties, or maybe low forties. Pretty, Chinese, long curly hair, nice silky dress, mid-length. The dress had a lace panel around the collar bones, and I couldn't see a bra strap. Promising! Black tights, fluffy slippers.
Why is it always fluffy slippers??
Alice has limited English, but is smiley and tactile. She showed me into the room and asked how long. Half an hour, thirty quid.
THE MASSAGEHonestly, there wasn't one.
She left the room as I was getting undressed and came back in just as I was taking off my boxers. Big smile from Alice when she saw I was shaved, and she had a little stroke and said "nice and smooth darling." I obviously asked if she was too, and she just said "secret" and laughed.
She has a great mucky laugh!
I laid down, and she asked hard or soft massage, and I went for soft. Aside from some cursory strokes of my back and shoulders, there was no real attempt at a massage, just straight for my bum, thighs and balls. Let's be fair, I was there to be wanked off by a pretty Chinese girl, and it was blatantly obvious that was going to happen, but anyone who wanted an actual massage too may have been seriously disappointed.
As she was stroking, she rubbed her clit against my elbow, which I took to mean I could touch, so did, hand up the dress to stroke her thighs, bum and pussy, then up over the tights to bare skin and sure enough, no bra...had a nice feel of her tits and she was making all the right noises (all clearly fake, but she tried!)
Her hand went under to my cock, which was of course nice and hard by now, then she asked what I wanted.
And I fucked up here. Standard price for B2B is forty quid. When I went into my walled to give her the initial thirty I noticed i only had thirty five left...forgotten I'd bought lunch with cash. I asked how much for body to body and she said forty. Apologetically I told her i only had thirty five, so it would have to be just HE. She then said "35 OK" and started undressing...good girl!!!
She stood naked next to the table as I rolled over and gave me a kiss on the lips (no FK) and started playing with my cock, and (after she applied hand wash to my hands) let me touch her pretty much everywhere - no penetration though - but was fine with me playing with her tits (c cup, natural and fucking gorgeous!!!) and clit. No actual body to body though, but I was quite happy to get my hands and lips on her very tidy body. Very nice oily handjob, lots of teasing of the head of my cock and teasing my nipples. I came in short order and she didn't mid that it spurted over her hands, chest and face, carrying on wanking me with my cum on her cheek...that was horny!!
She kissed me again and cleaned me up with wetwipes before attending to herself. We had 10 minutes, so she put her dress back on (but not her knickers or tights) and stroked my head and chest for a while. She didn't mind my hand back up her dress while she did so, which was very nice of her!
There's no shower, but I wasn't oily, so got dressed and was out of the shop 35 minutes after I walked in.
Naked massage, £65. I was good with that.
Checked my phone outside and there was a text from the Mrs. The text said "Fancy a Chinese?"
Uh oh.
Messaged back to ask why, turned out she'd had a hard day at work and couldn't be arsed cooking, so wanted me to pick up takeaway on the way home...
Overall, positive punt. Wanted to be wanked off by an Asian girl, that's exactly what I got.