External Link/Members OnlyI read the reviews about Baby Girl, which were largely positive, and those under her previous listing of Horny Gia, one of which said it was the best GFE experience he had ever had.
There's an element of mitigation which stops me from making this review a negative - I certainly won't be going back, but it's worth mentioning that I didn't feel as horny as I normally do. All week I've been as horny as a bull rhino and then, after a fitful night's sleep and an early start, I didn't feel up for it as usual. But I was working west of London along the M4 and had a look at who might be in Colnbrook. You may well be familiar with the flats I am talking about - just a few minutes from the M4 and sometime host to the wonderfully filthy Lisa32ff.
Anyway, the communications were fine. I rang the number a couple of times in the morning after 9am but Jessie didn't pick up. She did text me at about 11am, however, saying that she had just woken up and that she would be working at Colnbrook during the day. I texted back to say that I would call during the day. Although I felt tired and less horny than usual, I did indeed ring Jessie at about 5pm during the afternoon. I had finished work and was heading back into London along the M4. There would be no action for me during the next few days, so, if I wanted to empty my sack, this was my chance. Although she didn't take the call, she rang back straight away and said she was available, so I booked her for half an hour later, which she said was fine. We arranged one hour for £100.
I knew where I was going and rang on arrival. The flat was is on the ground floor and, having buzzed me in, Jessie opened the internal door without hiding behind it, as is often girls' wont. The flat is clean and certainly fit for purpose, with a bed in the main room and showering facilities.
My impression of Jessie from a physical perspective was certainly positive. As has been said, she is probably 10 years older than her stated age of 33, but that is anything but a problem for me. Given the choice, I would sooner fuck a 43-year-old than a woman 10 years younger. Jessie has chestnut hair just below her shoulders and I thought she was attractive facially - quite an Eastern European look (not surprising, given that she is Hungarian) - with high cheekbones, nice eyes and bright red lipstick. She is tall and slim but with probably C or D cup breasts (with enlarged areolae and very slight stretch marks) and a lovely arse. A couple of reviews have not been that complimentary about her appearance (particularly her face), but I was more than happy. If I fucked a civilian who looked like Jessie - 41 years and all - I would consider it a very good evening's work. She greeted me in a see-through pink top, which showed her tits, and little red knickers. Slightly disappointingly, she wasn't wearing any shoes. High heels would have been nice.
Jessie speaks decent English, and when I got through the door, she asked if I had been working. When I said that I had, she said I looked tired and as though I had had a hard day. She asked if it had been a long time since I had seen a girl and I (lying) replied that it had. She asked me to remove my shoes and, as I did so straight away, she smiled: "You are a nice boy. I like nice boys!"
So far, so good. Jessie asked me to join her on the bed, and this was when things started to go downhill a bit. First of all, she kissed me on the lips, but with no tongues. I asked if she French kissed, and she said, "At discretion, darling." Strictly, this was true, and so I couldn't insist. I had eaten some mints before going in and - ironically - Jessie offered me some mouthwash after the session. I was disappointed because I love French kissing a stranger, but she does indeed have the 'at discretion' rider on her profile, so that was that.
Jessie asked me if I wanted her to give me oral. I said that I did, and so she got a condom out of her bag. I asked her if she did it without, and she replied, 'Yes, but you must ask.' Maybe she could have asked me, given that I am the client, but no matter. The condom was put down and she took my cock in her mouth. One of the reports spoke of a 'deep throat' blow job but this bore no relation to Jessie's oral on me. She held quite a firm grip of my shaft, took some of it in her mouth and did this thing of flicking her tongue around the base of the helmet, at the banjo string. This sounds pleasurable, but it wasn't particularly. Jessie said, "No cum in mouth," and I agreed. The truth is that I was thinking more about staying hard rather than shooting my load prematurely.
This went on for a few minutes and then I asked if I could lick Jessie's pussy. She said I could, and removed her panties (I had hoped to do this myself but, again, no matter). She lay on her back with her legs open and said, "Gently." I moved down the bed and lapped away at her pussy - pretty and clean - looking up her midriff to her tits as she lay with her eyes closed. She moaned a bit and started to move her pelvis onto my tongue but then stopped and said, "Break!" She seemed to be enjoying it, but hadn't reached orgasm.
She asked if I would like some more oral and I didn't want to offend by saying I hadn't enjoyed the last bit, so she resumed. Same again - tight grip of cock, flicking thing at the banjo string. Not great.
After a few more minutes, I asked if she would ride my face. She agreed and climbed aboard my face, with her hands on the headboard of the bed. The odd thing was that Jessie didn't 'ride' my face as such, but hold her pussy about 8-10 inches above my tongue. So I had to lift my head to get to her pussy. She didn't move it, so the whole thing didn't work.
She suggested we have sex, and I agreed, although by this time I knew the punt was heading a long way south. She put on a condom and asked what position I wanted, and I asked her to get on top, which she did. She rode my cock but seemed to be going through the motions. I tried to excite myself - I grabbed her hips, touched her tits, looked at what I considered a lovely face - but I was pushing a rock up a hill. And losing wood. I suggested doggy, but, while she got on all fours - and the back view of her pussy and arsehole was very pleasing - my cock had gone soft.
Jessie took off the condom and said, "You have had a long day, darling, and you are not Superman!" Both statements were true, but I felt the blame was being put at the door of my day - my fatigue, if you like - rather than the fact that she wasn't giving a very good service. She was playing the attentive, sympathetic wife, when what I wanted was the whore. She put some baby oil on my cock and started wanking it, but again this wasn't doing it. I took over and asked her to open her pussy for me as she lay on her side facing me. She rubbed her labia - without inserting fingers - and this was enough for me to go over the edge and come. Jessie cleaned me up, and offered me a shower. I said I would get one at home, and she said I could wash my (spunky) hands and face in the bathroom, where there was also - she pointed out - some mouthwash.
I washed and then got dressed. She made smalltalk, asking if I was going to a Halloween party that night. I said I wasn't, considering that 51 was a tad long in the tooth to be trick or treating.
So that's it. Sorry to go on, but in summary:
Positives: Jessie is a very fit MILF who is in good shape and very attractive. She was at all times friendly and courteous, and the place, for those who haven't been there, is easy to find, clean and absolutely fit for purpose. And neither did Jessie, at any time, "cheat" me by refusing to do something that was on the menu.
Negatives: Jessie had the discretion to refuse French kissing, but I was disappointed that she did so. Her oral technique was weird, her response to my oral was little more than lukewarm and the sex, such as it was, smacked of going through the motions. And all this with the backdrop of my 'hard day', which seemed to be put forward as the reason that my cock wasn't firing on all cylinders.
It's certainly true that I wasn't my usual horny self and so, giving Jessie the benefit of every last vestige of doubt, I'm giving her a Neutral rather than a Negative. But there's no way I will be going back.
