SweetMEXICAN - Greenhithe

[Fraggle901]

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So after my plan a fell apart I did the usual frantic search on AW and this minx took my fancy, especially as I'd never been with a Mexican before.

Confirmed what she charges extra for (anal - 50, owo - 20). She only does owo if you're shaven. She's not a fan of smokers and went off on one when I enquired about dfk ("you want French kisses but you smoke", "maybe I don't like you (sic) smell sorry"...blah...blah...blah). I should have just stopped there but there were few other good looking options in the area so persevered. She then texted me to say all her services are at her discretion.

She sent me instructions to her flat, a 5 min drive from Bluewater and I phoned her when I got to car park entrance. Unfortunately for me, I phoned her using WhatsApp and she gave me another ear bashing as to why I was calling her via WhatsApp as she didn't have Internet...blah..blah..blah.

Finally got in, heading to her flat and thought the maid had opened the door as this girl looked nothing like her pictures. She was at least 50, wrinkled face, fat, mutton dressed as lamb type scenario. I asked her if she was Vanessa to which she replied yes and l said you don't look anything like your pictures. She went crazy and asked me to leave. She has a bit of a problem with her door lock and it took a good 2 mins to open as she struggled with it, then asked me to hold her phone when it didn't open so she could use both hands lol.

I left and then gave up on trying to book anyone else that day as figured it wasn't meant to be.

[MrBeano]

wow at least 50? unreal anyway shame this didnt go as planned op and thanks for the warning.

[Fraggle901]

Yeah, unless you're into demanding overweight milfs, best to avoid.

[TonyD]

did she look anything like her pics? (like maybe taken 20 years ago??) or do you thin it was a bait and switch...its just her reviews are either super positive or super negative? 

[Fraggle901]

I think it is her in the pics but a stark contrast to what she looks like now (taken at least 20 years ago I would guess). The earliest negative review is accurate in describing her appearance. If you're expecting someone who even remotely looks like the pictures, you'll still be severely disappointed.

[TonyD]

I think it is her in the pics but a stark contrast to what she looks like now (taken at least 20 years ago I would guess). The earliest negative review is accurate in describing her appearance. If you're expecting someone who even remotely looks like the pictures, you'll still be severely disappointed.

heers dodged a bullet

[mattylondon]

Where the fuck do all these positive AW reviews come from?! Taking into account there are dodgy ones, some of the reviewers have also left feedback for genuine escorts?

So is this the older version or some hag they wheeled out on the day?

I suspect you got unlucky and it was the latter, as she has two positive reviews on UKP 

[Fraggle901]

I may have been the victim of a switcheroo or she is a wizard with photoshop but even as my plan b on the day, I would have needed to be under the influence to have even contemplated it.

[Fraggle901]

Lol...

Q. Are your pictures real?   A. my pictures are 100% real.

[Kentman27]

women in the photos is lovely shame she isnt the girl in this profile love to meet her

[JonasG]

Surely a switch?

Cos her positive reviews on here describe someone different.