Author Topic: Too lazy to shag any more... :(  (Read 4790 times)

Offline Bonker

It's not how old you are,
It's how you are old.

Offline Home Alone

I'm lazy, so whenever the WG asks how would you like it. I'm like cowgirl or reverse cowgirl please. The larger / older wgs though I find try and make excuses like, my back hurts etc

To all intents & purposes, my disability limits me to these positions. "Ah, the lazy man's position.", as I remember one SP saying as I invited her to climb on board during what, by that remark, she ensured was my first and last visit to her.

I find RCG is marginally more comfortable for me but I can put up with😉 CG when the SP is fair of face/ample of bosom, or, preferably, both! :P

Oh, @Chatte Noir; "Neither of the above."

Offline winkywanky

It's not how old you are,
It's how you are old.

Very perceptive. And true.

Offline tynetunnel

To all intents & purposes, my disability limits me to these positions. "Ah, the lazy man's position.", as I remember one SP saying as I invited her to climb on board during what, by that remark, she ensured was my first and last visit to her.

I find RCG is marginally more comfortable for me but I can put up with😉 CG when the SP is fair of face/ample of bosom, or, preferably, both! :P

Oh, @Chatte Noir; "Neither of the above."

Too right HA, I’d have been of the same mind on that. Disability or not, which position(s) you favour are, for you as the paying punter, entirely for you to dictate. Cheeky cow!

Offline tigerone

:drinks:

You're exactly double my age and I (through neglecting myself with booze and takeaways) find my dick nowhere near as permanently raging as it once was and the semen dosing halved as well.  If I get to 50 and it all still works I'll consider it a result.
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Well its never too late to repair the damage, you owe that to yourself, to get in shape, and just think of the pleasures in store for you in the future.

Online Charliehutton

To all intents & purposes, my disability limits me to these positions. "Ah, the lazy man's position.", as I remember one SP saying as I invited her to climb on board during what, by that remark, she ensured was my first and last visit to her.



Adapting your favourite positions with age, HA, is known in football parlance as 'dropping back into midfield', and seems an eminently sensible policy.

Long may the prayers to St Augustin - and to Cialis - continue to work their magic. :thumbsup:

Offline Home Alone

Adapting your favourite positions with age, HA, is known in football parlance as 'dropping back into midfield', and seems an eminently sensible policy.

Long may the prayers to St Augustin - and to Cialis - continue to work their magic. :thumbsup:

Thanks, Charlie. :lol:

I continue to invoke the prayer - it could be my motto! And the chemicals - and empathetic SPs, of course - ensure that the prayer is heard upon high! :lol:

Offline Niggledebits

The stupid thing is, it's not so much physical as mental.

I've never had a problem with erectile dysfunction, and I often wake up with a concrete baguette, most recently this morning.   

I am 100% heathy and reasonably fit (regular 10+ mile hikes) and I'm body confident enough to strip off for hookers and masseuses.

But too often, the inspiration just isn't there :(

Part of the problem is that I have had a pretty adventurous sex life over the last 15 years, with sex partners from 18 to 58, 4'11 to 6ft tall, size 0 to size 20...  I have played in multiple countries, in dungeons, at swingers parties and in the open air.  Many of these experiences were good, some were great, but none of them was "the one"....

Perhaps I need a new kink.  I almost wish I had a gay side, but sadly I am even less inspired by naked men...

I suppose I just want to recapture that early sense of doing something hidden, naughty, taboo...  wheras going to see an SP these days is too much like going for an eye test.

I get where you are coming from. I started this journey just over a year ago and have had a lot of gorgeous women, escorts, Thai masseurs and now sugar babes. It boils down to the chase being better than the actual event. It is so easy, when we were younger and dating it was the anticipation of what was going to happen. Now we know it will, the challenge is just trying out different techniques to see which works best on the girl.

So it is mental rather than physical. Great thread and I have massive respect for the grey beards on here who just show that age is just a number.
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Offline Niggledebits

I am 81, and although I am still pretty fit, and healthy, - I do find my desires are fading a little these days
. I too want the lady to do all the work, so I am more and more enjoying a superb massage from a talented lady , with "something special" to finish with.
Fortunately, I have found a local girl who ticks all the boxes for me, and I now no longer need the urge to flit from flower to flower. ;)

As long as I am able to enjoy it, I will never say "its all over for me".

Good for you sir!

Offline tynetunnel

I’m a bit of the ‘lie back and think of England’ type now I have a disability which means I can no longer practice missionary, and to some extent doggy. I’m quite happy to let her crack on with either cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. There’s nothing quite like the sight of a young woman 30+ years younger than me, bouncing up and down on my cock.

Offline Jock D

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Reading the contributions in this thread from still active punters in their 60's, 70's and even 80's has brightened up my day...and given me both hope and inspiration for the future :hi:

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Offline Prof O lactic

A thread for the greybeards...

I'm coming to the realisation, as 60 looms, that I really can't be bothered to shag any more.

Don't get me wrong, I love being naked with an attractive woman, can still get it up (keeping it up is a slightly different story :() and still have good orgasms with the right person.

It's just that I'm getting too lazy to bounce up and down, or pump away.  I'm becoming the punter equivalent of a Rom: lying there staring at the ceiling while the SP does all the work !  Thank God I'm single :D

Anyone else in the same boat ?

I dont  see it as laziness necessarily,  a preference perhaps in my case,  paid good gbp for an expert in her field and hopefully enjoy  the outcum 

 :hi:

Offline 20jay

"Ah, the lazy man's position."..---...I find RCG is marginally more comfortable for me but I can put up with😉 CG when the SP is fair of face/ample of bosom, or, preferably, both! :P

I prefer cowgirl exactly because of that, to play on her tits and nipples. RWC is not my cuppa tea , then better doggy. :hi: