Very sorry lads,I can't provide any links to this review,if someone could find me a link for Hottie Monica and attach it to this review I'd appreciate it.
Sunday evenings aren't really the best of times to punt,however I'm restricted both by work and other commitments.
Meeting arranged on Sunday 27th October 2019 at 6.50pm for a 7.25 meet. 30 minutes £60,full service including FK,OWO,CIM but no swollow.
Location Brighton Street CV2. Terraced houses and the area looked pretty gloomy on a cold winters night,but not really unsafe.
Really wanted to see Evali Hot but she finishes at 5pm and I could only make it for 7ish. Rang several other SPs but no luck. Then rang Busty Anita ( well reviewed on here ) I was told that Busty Anita is on holiday and that I was talking to her friend ' Hottie Monica '. She seemed really friendly on the phone and I decided to book 30 minutes. I don't normally go in cold,but she seemed really nice on the phone and oh yeah....my ball bags were full to bursting.
Couldn't find her on AW or UKP so I phoned her up again and asked her to send me a photo of herself,she said she's got an old phone and can't do this,I then asked her to describe herself,which she did. I asked her cheekily if she was attractive and she laughed and said she was. I asked for sexy underwear and stockings,she said no problem.
Walked into her house at 7.30pm. She was dressed in leggings and a top,completely ignored my request for underwear and stockings after answering affirmative to my text.Monica was a babe. Size 6 and about 5'5ish,longish blonde hair and a pretty face. Body 9 face 7.5 tits were small A cup. The kind of bird you'd gaup at in the street.I cracked a joke ' I thought you said you were attractive ' she flipped.
She didn't get it AT ALL. She told me to leave. I laughed it off,I told her I was only joking,but she obviously didn't have much of a sence of humour ( mind you,she did say she was from southern Poland,close to Germany ). Monica also pointed out that I was late ,5 minutes.She was a right arsey,miserable cow. She told me to get upstairs. Once there she took the money and told me to get undressed while she stashed the cash. No drink,no shower,no Fuck all.I was seriously put off by this miserable cunt and I was considering walking,but she had my money at this point and she was FAF,I did naively think that she'd warm to me.
House was beautifully clean and the bedroom just had a double bed with a dressing table.
She came back and just dropped her leggings,knickers and bra and told me to get onto the bed.
Calm down babe,let's have a bit of a smooch first. She wasn't having it,kept moving her face away,no FK...WTF.
Don't you just hate it when some jumped up cock sucker utters those immortal lines ' My body,My rules ' .I knew the game was over then,but I had to make the best out of a bad situation.
Did eventually get some lip kissing,but you could tell she just wasn't interested. Onto RO ,beautiful shaved snatch which tasted nice. After a while though I did notice a faint odour of sweat,more prominent in 69.She was fine in RO but as I went to suck her tits she kept saying , ' your too rough '.....bullshit.
Bagged up and into CG,fairly tight,but no kissing at all,forget FK. Next was doggie,which was nice,TBH ,she can take a good pasting,then finished off in Mish. Wanted £20 extra for CIM which was agreed on beforehand.....didn't even argue.
Total time for sex,about 10-12 minutes.
This Arsehole has some real issues. Don't know what they are,probably hates men,very arrogant, on a power trip,thinks she's doing you a favour,got fucked up the arse by uncle Sebastian in the barn as a kid.....take your pick.
Did leave with a bit of a smile on my face though. I asked her if she had a boyfriend,she said yes.I asked her this 3 times with increasing incredulity. You could tell this really got to her and I could see her festering. Best part of the Punt.
Save your money,avoid this cunt.
