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External Link/Members OnlyDURATION: 1hr
DAMAGE: 140
LOCATION: Incall, not far from train station
SUMMARY:
Looks = 7/10
Comms = 7/10
Service = 4.5/10
At the time of meeting this lass she had only one review on here (positive) - I was lured by the pictures, which suggested a fit, hot bod - what's not to like? Comms were done over AWank, and numbers swapped for texting and a call before the meet.
She met me in white lingerie looking absolutely smoking hot;
after the usual hide-behind-the-door routine. I were very pleased and had no qualms handing over the brass in anticipation of some fantastic debauchery. She were bright and effervescent in manner, hot body as per her pictures (it is definitely her alright), and facially not bad at all - GNDYLTF (girl next door you'd like to podge) territory. Stats given on the profile seem accurate (size 6, about 5'5" tall), although I'd put her years in the mid- as opposed to lower-20s (obviously I didn't inspect her birth certificate, one has an instinct on these things).
Right off the bat she's offering a shower - I reminded her I'd had one barely half an hour earlier (as per our texts. Bear in mind we'd texted before my shower, soon after, and before I left - its my normal routine), but since it were offered with a slight insistence on her part, and I weren't bothered either way, I took her up on it (could be her routine?
more on that later). In any case, I wanted us to start on a good footing. Standard run-of-the-mill facility you'd expect in a hotel of this standard - to be fair, the power shower helped relax me a bit. I emerged to find her sat on the bed fiddling on her phone and commenced the banter (the phone wasn't brought out again after that). She's talkative this one, the girl can talk under water, but I weren't here for that sort of gum exercise and asked for some OWO. She started off a nice BBBJ - I'd read her profile on all this edging she promises to be an expert in, and so eased myself back awaiting to be let through the doors of ecstacy.
She sucked little penguin gently, up and down, and round, stopping to tickle my nutsac. She has a small mouth and it applied the right amount of pressure (but not pleasure
more on that in a bit), but the blow-job itself were a bit 'meh', very much bangers and mash, no bistro. Anytime now and she'll blow me head off, I kept thinking! She kept going, varying it with some hand action. Again, ok, but nothing special. Don't get me wrong I was aroused, but far from the peak - and I were definitely not edged - if anything I nearly hit the peak of boredom, boregasm. Gripe number one. Anyway, I let her continue. A few more minutes and I decided it weren't going to change gears anytime soon this (maybe my high expectations had been unrealistic, who knows
) so I took matters into my own hands with some RO. She were clean, and shaved (not freshly so, but certainly ok); and had a lovely, tight cunt. I dribbled on my fingers as I got ready to slip one in. Err, no can't do - she doesn't like fingers! Ffs why put it on the profile then!
Gripe number two. So, a lapping it would be. I played with her boobs as I carried on (not too tight on the nipples please! Gripe number three. Ffs! I'd barely run my tips over them!). Her protests were a dampener. Wary that woody might go awol any minute, I resumed with some kissing. It was LFK (at best) and utterly forgettable (for avoidance of doubt, I do enjoy a good tongue tennis). Gripe number four.
I decided I might as well head for the gold - so she got me rubbered up (in a durex so tight a 16-wheeler from Calais could have driven over it, without me blinking) and suggested we fuck in spoons (or 'mermaid' position as she called it). I entered from her side (she were tight - textbook trick!). I plowed her like this for a bit, then switched into mish. She wasn't very vocal, nor quiet (to be honest, I can't bloody remember - my mind had started to wander at this point). Still, I managed to come - guess it's what I'd paid for, and I was determined to cross the line come what may. She left me to dispose of the evidence and engaged in chit-chat about uninteresting bollocks. Round 2 was uneventful - and I don't think I came, but I wasn't bothered as I'd pretty much settled for a P&D (pump and dump).
I walked away from this knowing I wouldn't fancy a repeat, but thinking it were a grey as she was generally alright in manner and service without being oustanding, but the advertising of services that aren't then delivered nudges it to a red for me
It's possible we just didn't click. I don't punt much lately (I can't justify most of the rates I see flying around - but that's another topic) so perhaps it can mean I have high expectations when I do. This punt were a Sybian - it was as mechanical as they come.
File under mediocre.
PS: I notice she also advertises 'A' levels. I didn't partake - in any case, her 'O's don't stack up for me. You decidePROS:
+ Fit bodyCONS:
- Service was lacking in lustre
- Some services not delivered VERDICT:
Would I see her again? Fat chance
Would I recommend ?
