FabatFifty - Coatbridge

[Brian_6060]

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Took the plunge with Maria (fabatfifty) she has umpteen reviews on AW but nothing on here, but ploughed on just the same £100 for an hour

Comms....it's like planning a military operation, initial contact via AW mail, then txt then another text, then a phonecall then yet more txts until finally i got the address

Arrived to a ground floor council flat in Coatbridge, no nosey neighbours and as she is the first door you come across very quick to get into, the flat was warm and clean, offered a shower but declined as i had one before i left home.

Maria says on here profile she is 50 y/o I would probably add another 5 years at least to that, she has a decent enough body, if a bit saggy especially about the boobs, she is a nice enough woman, dressed in some nice lingerie but throughout the booking she hardly says a word, which i found off putting.

Services.....I opted for a BJ and full sex which was doggy and then her on top, started off with an uncovered BJ then onto the shagging then finished with a BJ and CIM. She doesn't come over as at all enthusiastic but does a decent job just the same

All in all a touch disappointed but not enough to give a negative, if she spoke a bit more and was a touch more enthusiastic I would have went for a positive, but a Neutral in my opinion is the right rating

[Uncle Buck]

Doesn’t look a size 14 to me.... Was she?

I take my hat off to you  . Definitely not my type but “different strokes for different folks” is what keeps us punters interested.

UB

[Brian_6060]

Aye would think 14 would be about right. Once was more than enough 

[1980Tam]

Fabatfifty is the rebranded name for sexy anna-belle , shes worked about coatbridge for a few years now , I would think she is over 60 now . I agree if you didnt have a second go you wouldnt miss much . I think her advertised price is a touch high for her services .

[hairdownthere]

Fabatfifty is the rebranded name for sexy anna-belle , shes worked about coatbridge for a few years now , I would think she is over 60 now . I agree if you didnt have a second go you wouldnt miss much . I think her advertised price is a touch high for her services .

I met her last year under her last profile, found her pretty chatty and enthusiastic, place stank of fags but otherwise I found her decent. 

Size about a 14/16 and age definitely around 60 but carrying it not too bad

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221445.0

[Amsy]

I just had my first booking with Maria and found her very enthusiastic flat was clean and certainly not smelling like cigarettes all services were carried out and were most enjoyable I'd put her age at 53 and as she has a day job she explained communication can be delayed but once I booked she text me first part of address then on arrival the buzzer number she also has really good feedback on aw

[daviemac]

I just had my first booking with Maria and found her very enthusiastic flat was clean and certainly not smelling like cigarettes all services were carried out and were most enjoyable I'd put her age at 53 and as she has a day job she explained communication can be delayed but once I booked she text me first part of address then on arrival the buzzer number she also has really good feedback on aw

What's this bulshit got to do with the OP's review. He had a booking with her and has reviewed it as he experienced it. You are not him and you weren't there.

It isn't up to you to say what's acceptable and what isn't. Read the rules and learn the ethos of the site.

[Amsy]

What's this bulshit got to do with the OP's review. He had a booking with her and has reviewed it as he experienced it. You are not him and you weren't there.

It isn't up to you to say what's acceptable and what isn't. Read the rules and learn the ethos of the site.

My apologies if I ruffled your feathers  I'm still finding my way round but I will go and read the rules lol

[J_H]

And a hundred positive reviews on AW counts for nothing on here, for good reason.

[daviemac]

My apologies if I ruffled your feathers  I'm still finding my way round but I will go and read the rules lol

It's not a case of you ruffling my feathers, lol, it's a case of you having the totally wrong attitude on here. If you had seen her you should've posted your own review, though it's too late now as it would just be seen as you being a fan boy, white knighting her.

Any escort could have 100 positive reviews on here but that wouldn't stop the next punter having a shit time. Each experience is individual to the punter concerned and is reported as such.

Have a look around the site, get the feel of how it works and get to understand the ethos, oh and don't make trivial post reports.

[1980Tam]

I just had my first booking with Maria and found her very enthusiastic flat was clean and certainly not smelling like cigarettes all services were carried out and were most enjoyable I'd put her age at 53 and as she has a day job she explained communication can be delayed but once I booked she text me first part of address then on arrival the buzzer number she also has really good feedback on aw

Age 53 , did you leave the  guide dog outside , I ll post again when I stop laughing .

[Clattypats]

My apologies if I ruffled your feathers  I'm still finding my way round but I will go and read the rules lol

Perhaps you could review her if she was that good?... Once you've found your way around the site that is... 

[Amsy]

Age 53 , did you leave the  guide dog outside , I ll post again when I stop laughing .

Lol

[Amsy]

Perhaps you could review her if she was that good?... Once you've found your way around the site that is... 

I will do

[Clattypats]

I will do

Well Al no hawd ma breath!... 

[Amsy]

Didn't stop you going back TWICE lol and why leave feedback saying "good meet"


Age 53 , did you leave the  guide dog outside , I ll post again when I stop laughing .

[Clattypats]

Amsy, learn to quote properly  ... Where you getting "twice" from? ... There is only one FB each way, and you're only lucky because he naively uses the same name on here, that you can mention it...

Edit: still awaiting your review... 

[Amsy]

Amsy, learn to quote properly  ... Where you getting "twice" from? ... There is only one FB each way, and you're only lucky because he naively uses the same name on here, that you can mention it...

Edit: still awaiting your review... 

He mentioned that he had visited her under her "rebranded" name Anna but yeah I will post review after I visit tomorrow 😆

[Clattypats]

He mentioned that he had visited her under her "rebranded" name Anna but yeah I will post review after I visit tomorrow 😆

Like I've said previously... I won't hold my breath!... But you've already seen her so why not review the previous meet?... You're full of it AFAIC and trolling.... 

[1980Tam]

Have been twice under both her profile names how do you think I knew who it was ? You should know by now the feedback on AW is usually positive not usually accurate  . The real feed back is from the reviews on this site if you could be bothered reviewing I could gauge how good your reviews are .

[1980Tam]

Amsy, learn to quote properly  ... Where you getting "twice" from? ... There is only one FB each way, and you're only lucky because he naively uses the same name on here, that you can mention it...

Edit: still awaiting your review... 

Thanks for pointing out my schoolboy error .I think its time I did a rebrand myself . Wonder if I took 10 years off my age somebody would notice .

[Clattypats]

He mentioned that he had visited her under her "rebranded" name Anna but yeah I will post review after I visit tomorrow 😆

Still waiting!?... 

[Amsy]

Still waiting!?... 

I was advised if I do it now it would look like I was "White Knighting" her so no point I will wait until my next visit 

[Jock D]

I was advised if I do it now it would look like I was "White Knighting" her so no point I will wait until my next visit 

You're full of shite

[1980Tam]

Age 53 , did you leave the  guide dog outside , I ll post again when I stop laughing .

Im still laughing .

[Clattypats]

I was advised if I do it now it would look like I was "White Knighting" her so no point I will wait until my next visit 

That would depend on the content/wording of the review, so whoever advised you on that is more of a tit than you (probably never happened though)...

So you're going to wait until your 3rd visit(which obviously won't happen) to review... You're pretty much "full of it" tbh... 

[Amsy]

It's not a case of you ruffling my feathers, lol, it's a case of you having the totally wrong attitude on here. If you had seen her you should've posted your own review, though it's too late now as it would just be seen as you being a fan boy, white knighting her.

Any escort could have 100 positive reviews on here but that wouldn't stop the next punter having a shit time. Each experience is individual to the punter concerned and is reported as such.

Have a look around the site, get the feel of how it works and get to understand the ethos, oh and don't make trivial post reports.

I took the advice from this reply 

[Clattypats]

I took the advice from this reply 

On that basis he's more than likely correct, although you could have "maybe" redeemed yourself with a longer more thorough account of events opposed to the fluffy snippet you posted...Its pretty common for other members to ask for a review when posts similar to yours are made...

If you had seen her and already reviewed, or just reviewed then it may have stood up to scrutiny a bit better...