Due to an earlier finish for the day I found myself with a spare hour or 2 in the Kings Cross Euston area. After a look on AW and a couple of calls with no answer I decided to have a look at some of the massage shop reviews in the area. Most were hit and miss but I found a couple of good ones for Green Remedies so had a walk over. The only website I could find was dead.
Premises
Very open shop front with lots of passers by but if you're not from the area and don't mind who sees you slipping in its not a problem. Greeted by a very blunt receptionist who simply asks 'How long?' , I go for an hour at £45 and she directs me down stairs to room 3.
The room is a basic basement massage room with a shower, massage bed, piped music and a dim light. I'm greeted by a lovely Chinese girl, nearly 6ft in height which is unusual, who could have been called Mae but I could have misheard. I don't doubt that they have a high turnover so the name may not be important. She had a good understanding of English.
Service
Started off with a basic massage that wasn't that great, about a 4 out of 10, so I started thinking that there had better be more on offer. Then after only about 10 minutes in the naughty touches and 'oooo's' began. Now I know that more is going to be on offer I let my hands wander a little and I'm allowed a decent grope over the clothes. Some good fondling both ways continued until I was asked to turn over, she then had a good stroke of the old chap before I was asked for extras.
How much? Was the question, the reply came at £40 for HE and £60 for topless. No, no, no thinks I. £20 for HE and £40 for B2B, naked. She agrees immediately and we go for B2B and she starts undressing. after about 2 minutes of naked rubbing another question is posed, Fuck? How much? £40. No, no, no, £20 - OK. Damn I thought could have tried for a tenner. On with the rubber.
Now this is going great you may say, £105 all in for a 1 hour massage and fuck. Well here's where it went wrong. She insisted in Mish only, I went for the tits - no kissing and then she just lay still - DAMN!!!!!! The massage bed squeaked away so I just got on with it. After she wiped things up and then the ultimate problem, she washed my rubber out. I'm now laid back on the table thinking, did mine get opened fresh? As I lay there not enjoying the end of the shit massage I couldn't stop thinking about it until I sat up and saw the open rubber packet and heave a sigh of relief.
So in summary, it's definitely a place where you can get everything included but make sure you see the condom opened in front of you. The girl was good looking, toned and tattooed - all the stuff that is in my plus column but she never preformed.
