Kati For Fun / EUSTON LONDON

[unus669]

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Oct 2019

TL;DR: Kati had good comms. It wasn’t difficult to arrange at all. Kati is in my opinion in her 40s, stands at around 5’5, has a flabby disproportioned body, with massive tits that gravity has hit and a belly. Her service provision is excellent, CIM, OWO, RIMMING, TIT WANK and ANAL were provided wIth gusto. She took an anal pounding like a trooper.

Duration : 1 hour for £130 in Euston Hotel, not far from the notorious one that was closed due to HS2.

Round 1: After having a shower Kati and I had a bit of a snog (DFK) before I lay on the bed and she started to lick/suck my cock, her BJ was deep not DT , wet and sloppy, she excels in this department . Without being told she paid attention to my balls and started to rim me, as I had a pillow under me, she had good access to rim away, I helped by tilting my pelvis further, leg up. Kati doesn’t hold back on rimming , she went right up my ass with the length of her tongue. This went on for a while before she switched back to my balls and finishing me off, with me shooting my load in her month. She waited and sucked every drop I had before she went to the bathroom to clean up.

Round 2: After some chit chat, as is well known she can chat for Bulgaria. It was more of the same, then on with the  ‘dom’. She lubed her ass with her saliva, before slowly inserting my cock into her ass. Started slowly fucking her ass before absolutely pounding away for what seemed like an age , took of the ‘dom’ and put my cock back in her mouth , where she furiously was sucking and switching to my balls again. Put on another ‘dom’ and started to fuck her pussy and ass in doggie. I knew I wasn’t  cumming anytime soon, so reverted to her blowing me and rimming again, no cum in sight. At this point Kati suggested a tit wank. She asked me to sit on top of her lying down, I inserted my cock between her massive tits, she draws her tits together and I thrust away, it wasn’t long before I splattered her neck and chin with my muck.

Had a shower, chit chat while dressing up and I was done in 1 hour 25 minutes.

Thanks Fuzzyduck for calming my belly worries

Positives : Not a clock watcher, very friendly woman and does what its says on the tin, with gusto and no complaints. Excellent service provision

Negatives: Short hair, flabby with a belly, may talk to much for some (even though some is filthy talk). Not young and plain looking.

[king tarzan]

Sounds physically disgusting..
What's worse you paid to shag her!!
How horrific all round!!

[unus669]

Sounds physically disgusting..
What's worse you paid to shag her!!
How horrific all round!!

We can’t all be Kouros inclined and mango imbeciles can we

[BanksRobin]

I’m glad you enjoyed yourself and I liked the honesty and structure of your review. I am of the view that this would be a truly grim and soul destroying experience for many and I’m not sure I could live with myself if I was to put myself through it.

That aside, thank you for the review. On a plus note, this would be marginally more appealing than getting fucked by a transsexual so by no means the worse experience I have read.

Good luck in your future punts and hopefully you maintain your high standards 😄

[unus669]

I’m glad you enjoyed yourself and I liked the honesty and structure of your review. I am of the view that this would be a truly grim and soul destroying experience for many and I’m not sure I could live with myself if I was to put myself through it.

That aside, thank you for the review. On a plus note, this would be marginally more appealing than getting fucked by a transsexual so by no means the worse experience I have read.

Good luck in your future punts and hopefully you maintain your high standards 😄

I wouldn’t want you harming yourself, hence I tried my best to balance my review. I hope you don’t have any grim punting experience either as it may tip you over the edge, I wouldn’t want that  , as we’ll miss your exquisite courtesan reviews

[BanksRobin]

 
Thank you for your concern

[unus669]

Thank you for your concern

One had to be concerned, with your words that revealed your potential for instability, if you experienced a grim punt

[wannabe]

OK, she's fat, I may be OK with that. But what's her face like? And how old does she look, stated age is 31?

Thanks.

[unus669]

OK, she's fat, I may be OK with that. But what's her face like? And how old does she look, stated age is 31?

Thanks.

My review states I believe she’s in her 40s and plain looking. I wouldn’t say she’s ugly and she’s certainly not a stunner

[king tarzan]

OK, she's fat, I may be OK with that. But what's her face like? And how old does she look, stated age is 31?

Thanks.

Obviously 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

[Fuzzyduck]

Glad you had a good punt unus669, and that my recollection of Kati from 7 years ago wasn't too far off the mark. I suspect some previous reviewers had rose tinted spectacles on when describing her physically.

[unus669]

Glad you had a good punt unus669, and that my recollection of Kati from 7 years ago wasn't too far off the mark. I suspect some previous reviewers had rose tinted spectacles on when describing her physically.

Indeed.

I’m glad your words prepared me, so I proceed with a mental low bar. As you said, her service provision is excellent which made me deliberate between a high neutral or low positive. She deserved the positive 

[Fuzzyduck]

Indeed.

I’m glad your words prepared me, so I proceed with a mental low bar. As you said, her service provision is excellent which made me deliberate between a high neutral or low positive. She deserved the positive 

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the review.   

This brings out the trophy fanbois crying wasted money because the lady wasn't a superhoney.
I'd rather have an enthusiastic, generous, involved fuck with an appreciative mouth, pussy and ass on an average looking lady (fanglobulous, natural babylons always welcome) than trying to justify paying 50%+ more for a trophy starfish who doesn't know how to handle D or make a guy feel like he's fucking something still alive.
Yeah, sure the prettier she is (not bothered about age) the better the experience but if the girl's not putting in a performance you might as well be wanking over some favoured porn.

[unus669]

Thanks for the review.   

This brings out the trophy fanbois crying wasted money because the lady wasn't a superhoney.
I'd rather have an enthusiastic, generous, involved fuck with an appreciative mouth, pussy and ass on an average looking lady (fanglobulous, natural babylons always welcome) than trying to justify paying 50%+ more for a trophy starfish who doesn't know how to handle D or make a guy feel like he's fucking something still alive.
Yeah, sure the prettier she is (not bothered about age) the better the experience but if the girl's not putting in a performance you might as well be wanking over some favoured porn.

Indeed.

Years ago before I joined this site, I was like the fanbois you described, before I appraised the situation. By asking myself exactly the point you raised.

[BanksRobin]

Horses for courses and of course down to personal preference budget and many other factors.

I get the appeal in prioritising service over looks. For you, the service trumps the fact she looks horrendous and is fat. You were mentally prepared and knew you could handle it.

Even with the trophy girls as you refer to them, some offer better service than others and some better looking than others. Of course when it goes wrong you have wasted a greater sum of money.

In this case, the parameters are just too far apart to tempt me and I think many others. Maybe we don’t have your ability to prepare mentally for such an ordeal. Anyway, you enjoyed it so good for you.

You say you used to be like the fanbois. May I ask what made you change?

[RAJEC]

Thanks for the review.   

This brings out the trophy fanbois crying wasted money because the lady wasn't a superhoney.
I'd rather have an enthusiastic, generous, involved fuck with an appreciative mouth, pussy and ass on an average looking lady (fanglobulous, natural babylons always welcome) than trying to justify paying 50%+ more for a trophy starfish who doesn't know how to handle D or make a guy feel like he's fucking something still alive.
Yeah, sure the prettier she is (not bothered about age) the better the experience but if the girl's not putting in a performance you might as well be wanking over some favoured porn.

Well said.

Except for fanbois.

More like fuckbois 

[unus669]

Horses for courses and of course down to personal preference budget and many other factors.

I get the appeal in prioritising service over looks. For you, the service trumps the fact she looks horrendous and is fat. You were mentally prepared and knew you could handle it.

Even with the trophy girls as you refer to them, some offer better service than others and some better looking than others. Of course when it goes wrong you have wasted a greater sum of money.

In this case, the parameters are just too far apart to tempt me and I think many others. Maybe we don’t have your ability to prepare mentally for such an ordeal. Anyway, you enjoyed it so good for you.

You say you used to be like the fanbois. May I ask what made you change?

Your arrogance, condescending attitude and aloofness seems to gone down a wee bit

Like I said, let’s hope you don’t harm yourself when you have that ‘Grim’ experience. As you have expressed how mentally fragile you are We wouldn’t want you, not being able to live with yourself, as you said

[hendrix]

Thanks for the review.   

This brings out the trophy fanbois crying wasted money because the lady wasn't a superhoney.
I'd rather have an enthusiastic, generous, involved fuck with an appreciative mouth, pussy and ass on an average looking lady (fanglobulous, natural babylons always welcome) than trying to justify paying 50%+ more for a trophy starfish who doesn't know how to handle D or make a guy feel like he's fucking something still alive.
Yeah, sure the prettier she is (not bothered about age) the better the experience but if the girl's not putting in a performance you might as well be wanking over some favoured porn.

+1

Thanks for the review Unus and glad you enjoyed yourself, the service level sounds like my cup of tea! 

[unus669]

+1

Thanks for the review Unus and glad you enjoyed yourself, the service level sounds like my cup of tea! 

 

[Joran]

Thank you for the review unus669. I have been looking forward to being rimmed and after your review she sounds like a good option.

[LLPunting]

Horses for courses and of course down to personal preference budget and many other factors.

I get the appeal in prioritising service over looks. For you, the service trumps the fact she looks horrendous and is fat. You were mentally prepared and knew you could handle it.

Even with the trophy girls as you refer to them, some offer better service than others and some better looking than others. Of course when it goes wrong you have wasted a greater sum of money.

In this case, the parameters are just too far apart to tempt me and I think many others. Maybe we don’t have your ability to prepare mentally for such an ordeal. Anyway, you enjoyed it so good for you.

You say you used to be like the fanbois. May I ask what made you change?

Say 50% success rate for an acceptable encounter and within that 50% for a good one.  If you can only punt once a week that's perhaps ok, if you can only do this once a month it probably starts frustrating you because fapping will only get you so far.

50 x 200 = 10000 : So 25 bad, 13 ok, 12 good presuming you're trying to find superhunnies who aren't "Romanian".

@100 a shot you've 50/25/25, aka 100% more fucking on the same budget. 
@120 you get 42/21/20 or 66% more.
IF time is your constraint then that's less of a bonus.  IF you can fuck more often then misses are less frustrating.

This presumes you want to tap mostly new girls each time and don't want to keep meeting forum darlings who are (very) busy (and heavily used).  If you're actually more inclined to repeat then it's all down to how quickly you find one you like and how quickly you get bored of her.  That said more opportunities to fuck improve your odds of success.  Most would rather have the budget to fuck as often as they'd like rather than as much as they can afford.

If you're a sheep or (severely) limited in your ability to punt and just chase well-reviewed talent then the above makes less sense until you've caught up on all the active talent you're interested in and able to access.

Everyone has their priorities and preferences in this game but I'd hazard that most punters would like to fuck more often that they can afford assuming the OH isn't putting out enough or doesn't exist.  I've not yet reached my decrepitude such that I need to consider whether punting a hot younger filly (despite her revulsion) matters more and suits my desired frequency.

I prefer to find new talent as they're less likely to be busy and over used, also genuinely fresh to the game are more likely to be maleable and impressionable when treated well and I'd rather be at the front of the line of the thousands of wayward dicks in London rearing to get in.

[londonboy044]

From my experience , excellent service , but she looks awful , you have to be very brave and know what your in for if you decide on this one , not at all attractive but very friendly and kind and warm . Facially is say 2/10 body 3/10. Service 9/10.

[unus669]

From my experience , excellent service , but she looks awful , you have to be very brave and know what your in for if you decide on this one , not at all attractive but very friendly and kind and warm . Facially is say 2/10 body 3/10. Service 9/10.

Why don’t you write a review and tell us how you really really saw your time with this WG. It would make great intel

[londonboy044]

Tried to forget it to be honest as she looks terrible 😳
Believe me great service but looks a state .
And now I will wipe from memory .
Delete .😳

[unus669]

Tried to forget it to be honest as she looks terrible 😳
Believe me great service but looks a state .
And now I will wipe from memory .
Delete .😳

If we all took that attitude, there’d be no intel about bad punts.

Interesting you remembered your punt after seeing a review on the WG and how good her service is, interesting compartmentalisation of your experience 

[RAJEC]

If we all took that attitude, there’d be no intel about bad punts.

Interesting you remembered your punt after seeing a review on the WG and how good her service is, interesting compartmentalisation of your experience 

Haha

He says this chick is ugly yet he’s rated Bavarian girl (who blatantly looks like she used to or quite easily could become a man) as a positive.

What a complete rim job 

[winkywanky]

I’m glad you enjoyed yourself and I liked the honesty and structure of your review. I am of the view that this would be a truly grim and soul destroying experience for many and I’m not sure I could live with myself if I was to put myself through it.

That aside, thank you for the review. On a plus note, this would be marginally more appealing than getting fucked by a transsexual so by no means the worse experience I have read.

Good luck in your future punts and hopefully you maintain your high standards 😄

What gives you the right to piss on someone else's parade?

The OP had a fulfilling hardcore session of OWO, rimming, anal and CIM with a willing and enthusiastic WG.

He took the time to review his experience, along with several other previous punters who in the main, had a similarly good experience.

If it's not your thing, fine, but this is a place for punters to share their experiences, not sneer at someone else's choice.

You just come across as an almighty cunt. Just sayin' like  .

[unus669]

What gives you the right to piss on someone else's parade?

The OP had a fulfilling hardcore session of OWO, rimming, anal and CIM with a willing and enthusiastic WG.

He took the time to review his experience, along with several other previous punters who in the main, had a similarly good experience.

If it's not your thing, fine, but this is a place for punters to share their experiences, not sneer at someone else's choice.

You just come across as an almighty cunt. Just sayin' like  .

I wasn’t surprised by KT, think I’m used to his mango moral high ground and sneers

But some that have come outta the woodwork is surprising, each to their own

[Fuzzyduck]

Horses for courses and of course down to personal preference budget and many other factors.

I get the appeal in prioritising service over looks. For you, the service trumps the fact she looks horrendous and is fat. You were mentally prepared and knew you could handle it.

Even with the trophy girls as you refer to them, some offer better service than others and some better looking than others. Of course when it goes wrong you have wasted a greater sum of money.

In this case, the parameters are just too far apart to tempt me and I think many others. Maybe we don’t have your ability to prepare mentally for such an ordeal. Anyway, you enjoyed it so good for you.

You say you used to be like the fanbois. May I ask what made you change?

Prick.

[BanksRobin]

@LLPunting - thank you for your extensive reply - never really looked at it like that.

@WinkyWanky, @unus669
Point taken and with hindsight I should not have passed any comment on this thread. I was bored and having read KT's comment I chipped in also.
That of course does not make it alright nor is it an excuse. 
I use the site to gather,share and contribute information so I can make an informed choice and of course I would not want to discourage others from doing likewise.

@unus669
Apologies for entering your review thread and any offence that followed as a result of that.

[winkywanky]

Well done for putting your hands up.

There's not many that have the balls to 

[unus669]

@LLPunting - thank you for your extensive reply - never really looked at it like that.

@WinkyWanky, @unus669
Point taken and with hindsight I should not have passed any comment on this thread. I was bored and having read KT's comment I chipped in also.
That of course does not make it alright nor is it an excuse. 
I use the site to gather,share and contribute information so I can make an informed choice and of course I would not want to discourage others from doing likewise.

@unus669
Apologies for entering your review thread and any offence that followed as a result of that.

No worries , I’m big and ugly enough to take it, apology accepted   

[Fuzzyduck]

@LLPunting - thank you for your extensive reply - never really looked at it like that.

@WinkyWanky, @unus669
Point taken and with hindsight I should not have passed any comment on this thread. I was bored and having read KT's comment I chipped in also.
That of course does not make it alright nor is it an excuse. 
I use the site to gather,share and contribute information so I can make an informed choice and of course I would not want to discourage others from doing likewise.

@unus669
Apologies for entering your review thread and any offence that followed as a result of that.

Fair play. It's refreshing, and sadly too rare on here, to see someone acknowledge they've crossed a line. FWIW I broadly agree you what you you're saying. I'm sure some punters on here would struggle to get it on with her, but we should cherish the objectivity of the review.

[king tarzan]

No worries , I’m big and ugly enough to take it, apology accepted   

Eye of the 🐅🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

[king tarzan]

I wasn’t surprised by KT, think I’m used to his mango moral high ground and sneers

But some that have come outta the woodwork is surprising, each to their own

Nothing wrong with being a morally decent man.👍👍👍
Every man has a vice..👍👍

[unus669]

Nothing wrong with being a morally decent man.👍👍👍
Every man has a vice..👍👍