Author Topic: Mikel - Diva Escorts - Earls Court  (Read 3385 times)

Offline Artful Rodger

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£200 - 1hr

Location
About 3-4mins walk from Earls Court station. End of terrace flat. Confusing as the flat entrance is on the side of the building through a gate. Difficult to work out when dark so I looked obviously up to no good to the patrons of the boozer over the road. Room good, loads of mirrors. Clean towels, crappy shower.

Looks
Like others have said, she looks like an Instagram model, much taller than I was expecting and a little older. I guess she’s 34-35. Face 8.5/10
Body 9/10 - about 5ft 8, very thin (but not unhealthily), enhanced tits that I think were done several years ago and so now look quite natural, small but peachy arse, decent tan which is highlighted by some tiny thong tan lines. If I saw her walking down the beach in a thong that small I’d have a coronary!

Services received
LFK (for a few seconds only), OWO, DT, Light face fucking, RO, full range of positions x2

The meet
After finally working out where the entrance to the flat was I was greeted with a peck on the lips and a smile before handing over the readies. She was wearing stupidly high heels, denim shorts and tight white top. It became apparent very quickly that she understands almost no English. Quick shower and as i return she’s stood naked apart from the heels. Incredibly fit, yet enhanced body.

Now onto the only disappointment of the punt, we get on bed and I go to kiss her and it’s open mouthed pecking only, I gently ease my tongue in to see if she’d reciprocate but she didn’t. This pissed me off but she was too hot for it to dampen the mood.

She then gives me 5mins of amazing OWO, swallowed my full length like it was a half the size (I m average). No spit or gagging. Next onto the full range - RO, mish, CG, RCG, doggy, stand up doggy, mish with her ass hanging over the side of the bed to complete in bag. Great eye contact and realistic fake moaning throughout. Kissing did upgrade from open mouth pecking to some tip of tongue touching in mish but only briefly. Highlight was CG, looking up at that amazing body and flat stomach.

Shower number 2 and before I get in the shower I check the time and realise I only have 20mins left as round 1 was long, but after the shower I join her naked on bed, tried to talk to her but impossible without google translate. Few minutes of awkward / funny conv and I decide best to kiss her body up and down. I m now hard again but with only 10mins left I know I m not gonna come again so get her on her knees for 5mins of gentle face fucking in front of the mirror, just for the wank bank. I try 2mins of mish but know it ain’t happening so shower and leave 5mins over.

Pros
Incredible body if slim and enhanced is your thing
Seems to love taking a pounding

Cons
A distinct lack of DFK
Inability to speak English
Much older than the advertised 25

Summary
I ll be repeating but next time for a one pop 45mins (if she does that)

Offline BanksRobin

Thanks for the review AR. I saw her again just a few days ago.
If she takes the heels off then she is 5'6-5'6.

Interesting with the DFK. Whilst I did get it, I did have to go slow with LFK first and then she became more involved with it but as mine was a return visit and she remembered me then maybe that's why I got it. Likewise with the shower between rounds ... she actually whipped off the bag and got it straight in her mouth without even a babywipe wipedown. I don't know if she relaxes more on a return visit or she was just keen to get on with it when I was there.

I do like her though  ;)

Offline tantraman

Looks
Like others have said, she looks like an Instagram model, much taller than I was expecting and a little older. I guess she’s 34-35. Face 8.5/10
Body 9/10 - about 5ft 8, very thin (but not unhealthily), enhanced tits that I think were done several years ago and so now look quite natural, small but peachy arse, decent tan which is highlighted by some tiny thong tan lines. If I saw her walking down the beach in a thong that small I’d have a coronary!

... and thanks to TS&W for already illustrating :wacko: ...

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Offline Artful Rodger

Interesting with the DFK. Whilst I did get it, I did have to go slow with LFK first and then she became more involved with it but as mine was a return visit and she remembered me then maybe that's why I got it.

Thanks BR. Did you not get DFK first punt with her then? I usually make it extremely obvious I ve got good dental hygiene by showing that I m using mouthwash or using toothbrush but didn’t this time which maybe didn’t help.

Also when I put ‘Mikel’ into the search bar I didnt see your review - wish I had as would have gone for the 2 finger approach also. Next time :dance:

Offline golden bull

I know that location and I had problems too. I thought by now the agency would’ve cottoned on and give clearer instructions about the location especially with the pub a few meters away🥵
On my hotlist and seems a hot date😍

Offline BanksRobin

Hey AR. I did use the mouthwash in her bathroom and I did get it first time but you have to build up slowly with her I found. I think she likes to get to the main event and then she gets more involved.

Offline shant999

Last video on the diva link looks far to bloke-ish?!?

Offline distancetravel20

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Unreliable DFK would make this a definite no at this price point.  Not sure why you should need to work up to a kiss with a hooker when you are paying top dollar.
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Offline bonapati

Saw her recently - DFK from start to finish.
Review to come! She is Gillette material 😘

Offline Artful Rodger

I must be losing my touch  :scare: :scare: . I did use mouthwash - just not in front of her. Thought I clicked ok with her as well.

My review at least proves that not everyone is guaranteed the same level of experience with her.

Offline bonapati

Don’t beat yourself up about it. Win some, lose some.

Funny that because I didn’t use mouthwash.

Different girl, different punters, different DNA. It could sometimes depend on time or the day or her last punt or maybe I looked like Brad Pitt😂

Might also help if you learn some Russian too.... since we keep saying “they speak very little English”😂

Offline BanksRobin

I must be losing my touch  :scare: :scare: . I did use mouthwash - just not in front of her. Thought I clicked ok with her as well.

My review at least proves that not everyone is guaranteed the same level of experience with her.
You don’t need to use mouthwash in front of her to prove you used it. She would know if you kissed her and she might not even care.

Maybe she’s just not that into you  :lol:

Offline bonapati

You don’t need to use mouthwash in front of her to prove you used it. She would know if you kissed her and she might not even care.

Maybe she’s just not that into you  :lol:

That’s another way to look at it.

Offline Artful Rodger

Maybe she’s just not that into you  :lol:

Or another way to look at it is that she recognised that vs the women I fuck in civvy street, she’s a massive step down for me and therefore held back so not to humiliate herself further :sarcastic:

Offline bonapati

Or another way to look at it is that she recognised that vs the women I fuck in civvy street, she’s a massive step down for me and therefore held back so not to humiliate herself further :sarcastic:
Will you be returning?

Offline Artful Rodger

Will you be returning?

Probably not. With DFK not guaranteed, it’s hard to justify for £200.

Offline BanksRobin

I hear you AR. Its a lot of dosh to be parting with and if there is something you're not happy about there will always be other options.  :drinks:

Offline Artful Rodger

I hear you AR. Its a lot of dosh to be parting with and if there is something you're not happy about there will always be other options.  :drinks:

Exactly - the HL is long!  :thumbsup:

Offline Snowenne

Just saw Mikel, oh god shes a fucking amazing one of the best meeting next Woofie35 amera and sandra curly, thanks to bonapeti for the info he provided. Will try to review soon

Offline king tarzan

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Probably not. With DFK not guaranteed, it’s hard to justify for £200.

Well said.. power of the Bruce lee 1 inch punch!!👊👊👊👊
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Offline massagepuntingfan

I reviewed her a while back. Think she was fine with DFK and very enthusiastic. The problem I had was that she was borderline unhealthy skinny.