Author Topic: Suzi Lapdancer  (Read 5095 times)


29 review(s) for Suzy the Kitten (16 positive, 6 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Vivago

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Saw Suzi a few months back.  Booked her for 90 minutes thinking that it would give me ample time for two pops with no hurry.  How wrong I was.  Firstly I was navigated to the wrong entrance to her block and by the time I got the right door, I was a few minutes late.  She has a tight body, slender almost to the point of being anorexic, with smallish perky tits.  I found her facially to be fairly unattractive with almost gaunt, sharp features, sunken eyes and yellowing, smoker’s teeth.  I also noticed that she had a spotty back (don’t ask me why but I notice this kind of thing ;)).  I think that she said that she was originally from Thessalonica but not Greek but Armenian or something.

She spent the first few minutes talking and fucking around and then insisted on giving a ho..hum lap dance (her signature if you hadn’t already guessed from her handle) so by the time I finally got my cock buried in her cakehole, we were well into the session.  Blow job was pretty good and deep and there was no problem with CIM.  Suzi is also ok with photos and vids and I don’t recall there being any extra charge.

In between rounds she had put on a sexy nurses kit that I had requested and recommenced prancing around the room in-between emailing another punter on her laptop. Then it was another lap dance before she finally settled on the bed to give more oral resus to reawaken matey.  Then sex in a few positions before I blew a nut in doggy.  All pretty vanilla.  She then informed me that she was expecting a regular client in 5 minutes even though I still had 10 minutes left on the clock.  She said testily that if I had arrived on time, there wouldn’t be the need to rush.  Cheeky cow – it was her poor and delayed directions which made me late in the first place. But I know that in these situations, argument is futile, and so kept stumm and was bundled unceremoniously out the door.

Its not all negatives and if it were not for the dodgy start and rushed end, I would probably sit on the fence.  She is in a nice flat in a good area, gives a tidy BJ/CIM and doesn’t charge extra if you, like me, like to snap off a few pics for posterity.  But she is not VFM for what she offers and the litmus test is whether or not I would return. I wouldn’t.
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abdul

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What a shame she was expecting her regular client and rushing you to go.

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And what a shame she arranges her bookings back to back!

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What a shame she was expecting her regular client and rushing you to go.

I suspect the "regular client arriving in 5 mins" was just a story to end the booking.

It all sounds very much like my visit some weeks back. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23034.0


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I recall that i had a rather uneventful meeting with this girl last year (Pre UK Punting membership)
However i don't remember her been as thin as this gallery picture.
I know some of you like thin but its too much for me I'm afraid

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« Last Edit: March 19, 2014, 10:37:25 am by yorkshire123 »

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Sorry i can't get the picture to load. Bloody Mac!
Gallery pictures 27/28

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Try again after searching this site for inserting pictures. Thanks to AnthG's visual explanation from Oct 2012.
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Bloody hell

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Try again after searching this site for inserting pictures. Thanks to AnthG's visual explanation from Oct 2012.
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Bloody hell

You can't use the ASP type link (xxx.asp?Image=yyy.jpg), but you can use this style of link:

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abdul

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I suspect the "regular client arriving in 5 mins" was just a story to end the booking.

It all sounds very much like my visit some weeks back. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23034.0

Possibly it could be an excuse to finish session, yes you're right. But whatever it is she shouldn't let others know that she was waiting for her next customer, how silly.

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Yeah, that pic about sums up how I recall her.

P.S  I have been unable to post pics as well.  Does this forum not allow the posting of personal pics?

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« Last Edit: March 20, 2014, 02:04:26 am by Vivago »
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Offline mh

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Yeah, that pic about sums up how I recall her.

P.S  I have been unable to post pics as well.  Does this forum not allow the posting of personal pics?

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Not from your own hard drive, no. You have to upload them somewhere and provide a link. e.g. at External Link/Members Only

Offline akauya

Yeah, that pic about sums up how I recall her.

P.S  I have been unable to post pics as well.  Does this forum not allow the posting of personal pics?

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Vivago, like mh says, or if you need detailed instructions have a look at this thread

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16693.msg259943#msg259943



Offline Vivago

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Thanks mh and akauya.  I suspected that might be the case.  What is that all about?  Its a bit of a palaver to up the occasional pic.  :dash:
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« Last Edit: March 21, 2014, 12:19:04 am by Vivago »
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But I think I have the hang of it.

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I had no complaints about her body, just her attitude and service. She's very slim, possibly even skinny but not in my opinion anorexic. Looking at the photos I took, her ribcage shows when she stretches but not when she is standing normally.