Author Topic: (Warning TS Review) - TS Andressa Keys - Bond Street  (Read 14147 times)

Offline jon22992

Warning this is a review about TS girls. If they are not your thing do not read any further. Cock pics in the photos and a guy getting bummed and sucking a cock included also on the photos so as gay as it gets really  :lol: so if you're a bit light on the curious side do not view them.

Price: now its 30mins for £150 and 1 hour for £200. Note: i paid £100 at the time.

Location: 5mins from bond Street station. This spot is a regular spot for other TS girls I've punted.

Accommodation: it's discreet. Average looking. No complaints.

Comms: not great at all. Hard to arrange. Delays to answering calls and texts. Took me forever to see her.

Looks: not too convincing tbh. Not really my cup of tea. Found her more convincing in the pictures than in person. Physique is pretty good though. Fat tits, decent sized ass and a fat long cock (prob between 7-8 inches with girth).

Experience: an expensive pump and dump. Not memorable but atleast i had the experience of shagging her and i can move on peacefully with my life.

I exchanged the money. No DFK. But i did hold and suck her titties. She forced me down to suck her shaft and i guess i did. Was on my knees too getting gagged and throatfucked. All sorts really. Eventually i get my dick sucked and it's with a bloody condom. I really do hate it when the escorts make you give them OWO but give you OW. That kind of put me off. I'm all for oral equality!

So yeah a bit of cheeky 69 and im servicing her salty ballbags and I'm eating her ass from behind. I'm doing my usual routine. I ask to shag her because well i feel the time is right too. She's reluctant and wants to fuck me instead. I've been seeing alot of selfish top TS girls lately.

Had to point out that your ad specialises vers etc. Her English speaking wasn't great and she wasn't complying at first and it pissed me off. But eventually she agreed. I did doggy and she pulled out. It's not like i even got to cum inside. She gave me a wank to finish off and i climaxed.

I asked to fuck her and that wasn't on the table. These were one of those you cum and go punts. Service lasted 10 minutes.

In summary punt felt rushed and lacked the complete service. I did get aroused and got to ejaculate so i won't rate this a negative. However if i paid £150 for this my review may have been. All in all i feel you'd get your money and time worth out of this escort if you're a bottom and purchase a hour. I'm starting to feel lately that I'm getting poorer services from 30 minutes. Might start doing hour punts. But then again price and performance wise i do prefer the 30mins. Quite the conundrum.

Would i recommend? Ans: depends. If you're more of a top then no. Services are lackluster and rushed. If you're more on the bottom side then yes. She seems dominant and has a big dick. Seems like she knows how to use it.

Would i return? Ans: definitely not. Rates have increased. I'm definitely not interested. Better TS girls on the market. I've ticked her off the list and I'm now moving on with my life in peace. I'm greatful for the punt though as she's been on my radar since 2018.

Number: 07747386354

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Offline winkywanky

Warning this is a review about TS girls. If they are not your thing do not read any further. Cock pics in the photos and a guy getting bummed and sucking a cock included also on the photos so as gay as it gets really  :lol:


Now Jon, you are naughty, you're playing to the gallery (of curious guys who like to have a cheeky look and occasionally to throw stones)  :D

Another great and descriptive review Jon. Your criterion for a Positive is simply you getting hard and cumming, but I suspect this wouldn't be the case for most others. But no matter, because you describe things so well, others can plainly see whether this girl's for them  :hi:.

Like quite a few other TSs, she advertises as Vers but in reality just seems to want to fuck guys up the bum and assert her dominance. She wants to be Top and not Bottom. That can be fun...if that's what you want.

Offline jon22992

Couldn't have summed it up better winky! That's the impression i got! Advertised vers but in reality she should really just be a "top only". As I'm sure her services in that field would probably be superb. Unfortunately for her I'm a selfish top and only do vers every now and then. But i never get topped first.

Offline Arcy

I see Andressa is back and rates decent £150 for an hour. I may try this weekend although previous attempts have always met with no response

Offline Arcy

I saw Andressa this week. Will post a review soon, but agree with Jon. Comms were fine but service levels very poor. Can't decide whether to make it a neutral or negative review.