Holy moly!!! Awesome - Anal Thai Elina - Earls Court

[hp181284]

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Read Yankee 41's review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263607.0) & decided to visit Elina.

Elina was awesome. Comms were easy - agreed for £100 for watersports (I have never tried this and have seen it on Pornhub) and anal (again, have never tried this). This was to be a completely new experience for me. 

Reached the place - directions are super easy.

Paid the dough... She led me to the bathroom for watersports. I could not produe a drop  . She tried for 2-3 minutes and honestly, it was more dry than the Sahara!

Came back to the room & then she started giving me an awesome BJ with plenty of attention paid to the compatriots.

She also volunteered to give rimming! I had not even negotiated for this  --> My first time & I had no clue that it woud be so awesome!

Went for anal next - Could not insert him into the hole 

Tried once or twice with loads of direction and help but to no avail... Felt that he was going to go limp and hence swicthed to the traditional style. Was awesome...

Overall, an awesome experience - highly recommended!

[A Decent Fist]

So you had your first shot at watersports... and couldn't do it.

And your first shot at anal sex... and couldn't do it.

This is not a piss-take because I have been in both of those exact situations. I just wanted to say how much I like your upbeat attitude in the face of such setbacks.

Keep trying and you will get there. I certainly did. For the watersports, have a tap running where you can hear it... that definitely helps to overcome the unconscious taboo that stops you pissing into a nice young lady's mouth even when she wants you to.

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[MLawro93]

So you had your first shot at watersports... and couldn't do it.

And your first shot at anal sex... and couldn't do it.

This is not a piss-take because I have been in both of those exact situations. I just wanted to say how much I like your upbeat attitude in the face of such setbacks.

Keep trying and you will get there. I certainly did. For the watersports, have a tap running where you can hear it... that definitely helps to overcome the unconscious taboo that stops you pissing into a nice young lady's mouth even when she wants you to.

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I'd imagine drinking plenty of fluids leading up to the meet would help produce the goods as well. I'm rather tempted to give it a go one of these days. See what it's all about. 

[A Decent Fist]

I'd imagine drinking plenty of fluids leading up to the meet would help produce the goods as well.

I was well-prepared for my first watersports attempt about 20 years ago. I'd drunk two litres of water in the hour before the meeting and was bursting to let it all out.

But I still couldnt unload into the lady's mouth until she turned on the bathroom taps.

[NotATrumpFan]

Went for anal next - Could not insert him into the hole 

Tried once or twice with loads of direction and help but to no avail... Felt that he was going to go limp and hence swicthed to the traditional style. Was awesome...

Pro tip: use a toy (if she has one) or your finger or thumb first to loosen her up a bit and relax the hole with plenty of lube. Then follow up with the old fella.  Going in cold is always going to be a struggle unless shes been well serviced in the last hour or two.

[Yankee41]

Im glad you enjoyed her OP.
She loosened up her ass herself with me because of my size.  I assumed she did that with everyone.  Did she not do that for you?  She had to guide me in though and she was still a bit tight.

I didnt realize she did watersports until after my visit.  I am pretty sure she just added that to her profile recently.  Did she give you any rules like nothing in the face or mouth?  Im not much for watersports unless the girl takes it in the mouth.  I make sure i drink lots hours before that punt and im nearly bursting when i arrive.  Then we need to go immediately to the bathroom so i can do the deed on her before i get hard.  Once i get even a little hard nothing will flow, most likely for the rest of the punt.

[magnetico]

How much did you pay for how long?
£100 was just the extra for WS?

WS was meant to be on boobs? Face? Mouth + swallow?

[hp181284]

So you had your first shot at watersports... and couldn't do it.

And your first shot at anal sex... and couldn't do it.

This is not a piss-take because I have been in both of those exact situations. I just wanted to say how much I like your upbeat attitude in the face of such setbacks.

Keep trying and you will get there. I certainly did. For the watersports, have a tap running where you can hear it... that definitely helps to overcome the unconscious taboo that stops you pissing into a nice young lady's mouth even when she wants you to.

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Thanks for the tips 

I'm upbeat because it was soo funny! I cleared verything regarding watersports and anal (like a pro) and she has to tell me - "are you going to pee or not! "

She actually told me to practice it  I was like "I've been peeing since I was born"

She was a good sport though... Was laughing with me at the end... Giving me advice like "next time practice"

[hp181284]

How much did you pay for how long?
£100 was just the extra for WS?

WS was meant to be on boobs? Face? Mouth + swallow?

Negotiated: £100 was for one round of anal + WS (30 minutes);

Got: £100 for one round of anal (doesn't matter that I could not enter) + WS (again, my fault for not turning up) + rimming (delightful experience)

WS was meant to be Boobs + Face + Mouth

[hp181284]

Im glad you enjoyed her OP.
She loosened up her ass herself with me because of my size.  I assumed she did that with everyone.  Did she not do that for you?  She had to guide me in though and she was still a bit tight.

I didnt realize she did watersports until after my visit.  I am pretty sure she just added that to her profile recently.  Did she give you any rules like nothing in the face or mouth?  Im not much for watersports unless the girl takes it in the mouth.  I make sure i drink lots hours before that punt and im nearly bursting when i arrive.  Then we need to go immediately to the bathroom so i can do the deed on her before i get hard.  Once i get even a little hard nothing will flow, most likely for the rest of the punt.

She must have loosened up (not really sure) - I was just too nervous... She really tried to guide me in but the more she tried, the more it went limp 

No rules for WS: Face + mouth are all ok

[hp181284]

Pro tip: use a toy (if she has one) or your finger or thumb first to loosen her up a bit and relax the hole with plenty of lube. Then follow up with the old fella.  Going in cold is always going to be a struggle unless shes been well serviced in the last hour or two.

I am not into fingering or rimming or anything that has contact with the vagina/anus 

I am super wierd that I can watch kinky porn but in reality, I get disgusted by body fluids - so I don't do DFS, pussy licking, fingering, rimming, etc. with anyone (not even with me ex).

[NotATrumpFan]

I am not into fingering or rimming or anything that has contact with the vagina/anus 

I dont think punting is for you mate 

[Raven]

I dont think punting is for you mate 

 

[Noiexpectyoutodie]

And this is *definitely* a woman, right? No ifs or, um, bits?

[johnplatano]

"RUB COCK ON PUSSY WITH OIL" convenient
Pic of pussy as DP - Suspect

Yep. I will defo pass on this one

[hp181284]

And this is *definitely* a woman, right? No ifs or, um, bits?

1000%... I'm extremely particular on that...

[ttv1]

imagine kissing her
EDIT: was on her profile, clicked the 'all included' tab and found that she allows 'bare cock rubbing on her pussy'.
Defo not going to be seeing her now.

[sparkus]

I dont think punting is for you mate 

In fairness, fingering does absolutely zero for me but that's only because my cock and tongue get jealous.

[cotton]

Thanks for the tips 

I'm upbeat because it was soo funny! I cleared verything regarding watersports and anal (like a pro) and she has to tell me - "are you going to pee or not! "

She actually told me to practice it  I was like "I've been peeing since I was born"

She was a good sport though... Was laughing with me at the end... Giving me advice like "next time practice"

Mmhh and how are you meant to practice exactly, pissing into your own mouth woudnt have the same tension 

[magnetico]

EDIT: was on her profile, clicked the 'all included' tab and found that she allows 'bare cock rubbing on her pussy'.
Defo not going to be seeing her now.

Probably her pimp's fantasy