Ivy2019 - Greenwich

[crafty_jlack]

This took place roughly a week ago

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Comms
Called an hour before , got post code
Called when I was there & she gave me the door number

The girl
About 5’4/5’5
Her ass is shaped like ‘ Cherokee ‘ but less round


Sex
She couldn’t suck dick today because she just got her lip filler , she asked me if they looked swollen ... I couldn’t care less lol

I just started kissing on her body and sucking her nipples then onto missionary , she was moaning very loud and rubbing my head like this was a scene in baby boy
Then we switched to doggy she even started asking me if I’m ‘ loving this pussy ‘ , then reverse cowgirl ( her ass looked so huge in this position )  switched to doggy again , cowgirl then doggy once more

Her pussy started to tighten up , when we were in doggy and she started to grab the bed sheets ... She really can’t take dick

Negative
Her phone timer went off 15 minutes early , the bitch thought I wouldn’t notice as I always put my phone under the pillow and check the time when they are in doggy , so we continued till I said my time was up 😂

After sex

Started talking about where she’s from etc , told her I’ve been to Canada before we talked about the difference between Canada & the uk

Overall
Face : 6
Body : 9 , if ur into a chick that looks slim at the top and the ass is bbw
Sex : 6.5 , had better fucks in my life
Return : maybe if she didn’t try to hoodwink me

[Jerk Chicken]

Thsvks for the review OP.

I had HL'd this one then was 50/50 after her last review.

I made contact to book and was quoted £40 for OWO and £60 for anal so 1 hour was £240!

Decided to knock it on the head and your review has just confirmed I made the right choice. The lip thing is still there so how was she gonna suck my dick??? and further anal would prob have killed her by the sounds of it.

[crafty_jlack]

She just has a very phat ass but apart from that her service is shit/decent ... most of these phat ass girls always have shit attitude

[peter purves]

So with regard to the Countdown

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What was her reaction when you produced your own timer?

Sorry that things did not work out!

And what is it with this Polyfilla excuse regarding her lips?? 

[sparkus]

I suppose I should count myself lucky that I seem to be in a small band of men who've actually had a good punt with her, smaller still that I thoroughly enjoyed the BJ.

[crafty_jlack]

So with regard to the Countdown

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What was her reaction when you produced your own timer?

Sorry that things did not work out!

And what is it with this Polyfilla excuse regarding her lips?? 

she had a look on her face that said “ this fella can sense I’m bullshitting him “ lol

[Jerk Chicken]

she had a look on her face that said “ this fella can sense I’m bullshitting him “ lol

 

[Payyourwaymate]

You know, from all the reviews collated so far; I think it is safe to conclude that as an SP she is below average in terms of technique when it comes to actually fucking.  I have not read one review that they said she could throw that ass back or she had stellar technique in anything. It has just been her having a ridiculous body, taking dick, surviving the session and being really friendly.

So it seems that her main selling point to lure punters along is her body initially and agreeableness in terms of her personality during and post punt, so most punters that have seen her leave feeling overall satisfied, overlooking that she's a crap beat/shit in the sack.  I think it would not be a reach to say shes is a shit fuck.

So in future if she ever did return, one should bear in mind that it's only worth seeing her, if her body type is 100% what you are looking for, otherwise it's a waste of time, especially with the price point and odd locations.

Only my observations from reading all her reviews, as I too once wanted to sample, but abandoned the mission.

[Jerk Chicken]

You know, from all the reviews collated so far; I think it is safe to conclude that as an SP she is below average in terms of technique when it comes to actually fucking.  I have not read one review that they said she could throw that ass back or she had stellar technique in anything. It has just been her having a ridiculous body, taking dick, surviving the session and being really friendly.

So it seems that her main selling point to lure punters along is her body initially and agreeableness in terms of her personality during and post punt, so most punters that have seen her leave feeling overall satisfied, overlooking that she's a crap beat/shit in the sack.  I think it would not be a reach to say shes is a shit fuck.

So in future if she ever did return, one should bear in mind that it's only worth seeing her, if her body type is 100% what you are looking for, otherwise it's a waste of time, especially with the price point and odd locations.

Only my observations from reading all her reviews, as I too once wanted to sample, but abandoned the mission.

Sounds a fair summary to me. I am just glad I didn't blow 180 plus queens on a shit punt!

[last_days_of_logan]

This took place roughly a week ago

External Link/Members Only

Comms
Called an hour before , got post code
Called when I was there & she gave me the door number

The girl
About 5’4/5’5
Her ass is shaped like ‘ Cherokee ‘ but less round


Sex
She couldn’t suck dick today because she just got her lip filler , she asked me if they looked swollen ... I couldn’t care less lol

I just started kissing on her body and sucking her nipples then onto missionary , she was moaning very loud and rubbing my head like this was a scene in baby boy
Then we switched to doggy she even started asking me if I’m ‘ loving this pussy ‘ , then reverse cowgirl ( her ass looked so huge in this position )  switched to doggy again , cowgirl then doggy once more

Her pussy started to tighten up , when we were in doggy and she started to grab the bed sheets ... She really can’t take dick

Negative
Her phone timer went off 15 minutes early , the bitch thought I wouldn’t notice as I always put my phone under the pillow and check the time when they are in doggy , so we continued till I said my time was up 😂

After sex

Started talking about where she’s from etc , told her I’ve been to Canada before we talked about the difference between Canada & the uk

Overall
Face : 6
Body : 9 , if ur into a chick that looks slim at the top and the ass is bbw
Sex : 6.5 , had better fucks in my life
Return : maybe if she didn’t try to hoodwink me

hmmmm, this part is worrying as i was planning on really imprinting myself before she left

OP...are you proper girthy or long or both? or did she tighten up after already being ioose?

[last_days_of_logan]

You know, from all the reviews collated so far; I think it is safe to conclude that as an SP she is below average in terms of technique when it comes to actually fucking.  I have not read one review that they said she could throw that ass back or she had stellar technique in anything. It has just been her having a ridiculous body, taking dick, surviving the session and being really friendly.

So it seems that her main selling point to lure punters along is her body initially and agreeableness in terms of her personality during and post punt, so most punters that have seen her leave feeling overall satisfied, overlooking that she's a crap beat/shit in the sack.  I think it would not be a reach to say shes is a shit fuck.

So in future if she ever did return, one should bear in mind that it's only worth seeing her, if her body type is 100% what you are looking for, otherwise it's a waste of time, especially with the price point and odd locations.

Only my observations from reading all her reviews, as I too once wanted to sample, but abandoned the mission.

I would have agreed if it were after my first meeting, but if i am completely honest i dont agree at the idea that she is a "shit fuck".... i have context and perspective for those and she doesnt fall into that at all. In my opinion i think you are wrong on that one


she is submissive though, in that she gets into position and lets YOU do your thing. I haven't really been able to test the full on 'beat out the escort pussy' / pound as hard as i want with her (but to be fair i can count on 2 hands in my 3 years of doing this SPs that can handle that)

Having said that this is just from the experiences i have had punting BUT if you can provide someone with a comparable body in the 60 - 90 region that has a comparable body (doesnt have to be as ridiculous) that can take Dick, throw it back and do those great things etc etc ... also kissing and OWO (included or a bit of extra) and can take the serious dick hard...then it is a duty of care and your responsibility as a bubble butt guy to share this with us so we can move on from Ivy....share this in the THICKER edition    .... and also the main bubble butt thread


The dick sucking thing (and i am guessing kissing as well?) is an issue though i can guess for most people and rightly so

[Jerk Chicken]

hmmmm, this part is worrying as i was planning on really imprinting myself before she left

OP...are you proper girthy or long or both? or did she tighten up after already being ioose?

She told me earlier in the week Sunday was her last day and cannot be guaranteed. So if you're gonna grab a bite then you may have missed the boat!

[last_days_of_logan]

She told me earlier in the week Sunday was her last day and cannot be guaranteed. So if you're gonna grab a bite then you may have missed the boat!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

fuck sake.

[Payyourwaymate]

I would have agreed if it were after my first meeting, but if i am completely honest i dont agree at the idea that she is a "shit fuck".... i have context and perspective for those and she doesnt fall into that at all. In my opinion i think you are wrong on that one


she is submissive though, in that she gets into position and lets YOU do your thing. I haven't really been able to test the full on 'beat out the escort pussy' / pound as hard as i want with her (but to be fair i can count on 2 hands in my 3 years of doing this SPs that can handle that)

Having said that this is just from the experiences i have had punting BUT if you can provide someone with a comparable body in the 60 - 90 region that has a comparable body (doesnt have to be as ridiculous) that can take Dick, throw it back and do those great things etc etc ... also kissing and OWO (included or a bit of extra) and can take the serious dick hard...then it is a duty of care and your responsibility as a bubble butt guy to share this with us so we can move on from Ivy....share this in the THICKER edition    .... and also the main bubble butt thread


The dick sucking thing (and i am guessing kissing as well?) is an issue though i can guess for most people and rightly so

I cannot provide any alternative that I know of I'm afraid  . You have seen her more than once and gave her another chance though, so it is safe to say you have had plenty time to see her at her peak potential in terms of providing service, therefore I cannot dispute what you have said as I have not seen her at all. However, if you only saw her that one time when she could not take dick or suck dick well but was really friendly only, then you would have came to the same conclusion that I did no? It's just too risky.

[Jerk Chicken]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

fuck sake.

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[Global_Punter]

Godsspeed  hopefully she returns again - I punted her once & always wanted to return, on several occasions she wasn't consistent with regards to availability.

While it wasn't a life changing experience for me compared to ie finally going on that dream holiday, self building your dream home or punting the girl / body type of your dream - as @ logan stated she's a good punt & can be quite submissive in all great demeanour.

Hopefully she reappears again, its not a secret with some of this SP's there's visa issues etc if its just a break then we look forward to her return 

     

[Jerk Chicken]

In some of the reviews it apoeated whiting was a means to an end and she had firm career plans.

If that is true then she won't be back unless of course things don't work out and she finds herself riddle with debt.

[Global_Punter]

In some of the reviews it apoeated whiting was a means to an end and she had firm career plans.

If that is true then she won't be back unless of course things don't work out and she finds herself riddle with debt.

Correct, prior to escorting she had a full time job ( cant disclose much ) BUTT it's apparent that escorting paid more - her not being a hadcore escort was always on the edge, in order word she wasnt looking to do it long term.

Just like everying thing in life your get out of jail free card has to be well planned and considerable thought given to it or it will all be a dream.