Author Topic: Bamboo Panda - Chinese massage Beddington - Suzanne  (Read 3984 times)

Offline bartholomew

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Ads started appearing a 3/4 months ago, dropped in when passing one day and had a half hour with a Hong Kong girl, short, very good English, don't recall her name, but received the expected question after ten minutes and had a very nice fingertip soft HJ and paid the girl when I left.

So had been on my mind and yesterday went for the full hour, rang and asked but no names I recognised or tbh could understand.
Greeted by an elderly Chinese woman (I'm assuming the one on the phone) who I had difficulty understanding, and asked to see the girl.
Mid twenties typically cute and coy girl came out so I paid my £45 and went to shower.
I did notice later while we were getting intimate and our faces were close, the two pointy teeth on the lower jaw were a little large, so called her a vampire when I noticed, which she didn't understand.
She came in while I was still standing, took the towel from me and finished drying me off, with a few strokes between my bum cheeks.

Lay down and I asked for soft so she started running her fingers oh-so lightly across my back, bum and legs, then laughed and said I massage you now.....
Put a towel over my bum, and started on my shoulders, it felt good.
After 10 minutes she was still on my upper back and shoulder blades. but then climbed up on the table and sat on me. Well she was a cute young pretty Chinese girl so I didn't complain  :dance:


Shifted around a bit and started moving to and fro a little, while this was going on I imagined her using a strap on, and lay there contentedly.
We'd been chatting a bit, when the age question came up, she guessed my age (guessing down by 15 years of course) and when I corrected her she said she should call me 'Grandad' then, giggling, which she did for the rest of the session. I told her it turned me on, but I think it was lost....
So clambered off me and started on my back again. I told her she'd made me feel OK there.....then down to my legs, which is when it stopped being WSWS, a few tickles on the inside of my thighs, lingering strokes across my bum cheeks and an agonising 3/4 minutes later some CCS.
Bum play led to perineum strokes and a little ball play, then reach unders from both sides and between my legs.

I'd left home thinking I just needed a HJ, but looked at her 34b assets and her cute body, looked at the clock and saw I had 35 minutes left, I gave in when she asked 'B2B?', she asked me how much I'd pay and smiled when I said £40. I then sat up to help her get undressed, when she told me not to worry I could give her the money later.
I didn't bother to explain just helped her out of her clothes.
This was an 8 or 9 out of 10 B2B, totally naked without any problem, rubbed her shaven pussy against my legs and when I sat on her chest pulled my cock between her breasts and encourage me to fuck them. When she sat on my chest facing me she reached round and held my cock against her crack and moved up and down, lotsa nice tricks. When I went down on her I didn't get that fake mmmmm and aaaahhhh that so many do, but when we were chatting after, told me something I didn't understand, so grabbed my finger and rubbed it against her clit and told me I was good, for a Grandad  :lol:

A fun girl and I'll try and see her again. Only real neg for me was no FK, just pecks and closed lip smooches, but not a deal breaker.

She's there this week and next and will be back before Xmas.

EDIT:
The shop incidentally, is on a small parade with easy parking, on the road between Waddon and Wallington (Croydon Rd I believe) and by the side of a Youngs pub.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2019, 10:43:13 am by bartholomew »

Offline Kamilondon

Nice review pal, did you get the girls name ? The one who was calling your gandpa😂
Banned reason: Habitual childish name calling despite warnings.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Kamilondon

Just rang and apparently they have 4 girls working today! Chinese and Thai
Banned reason: Habitual childish name calling despite warnings.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline bartholomew

Nice review pal, did you get the girls name ? The one who was calling your gandpa😂

Suzanne, sorry if it wasn’t clear

Offline fisherofsouls

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Ads started appearing a 3/4 months ago, dropped in when passing one day and had a half hour with a Hong Kong girl, short, very good English, don't recall her name, but received the expected question after ten minutes and had a very nice fingertip soft HJ and paid the girl when I left.

So had been on my mind and yesterday went for the full hour, rang and asked but no names I recognised or tbh could understand.
Greeted by an elderly Chinese woman (I'm assuming the one on the phone) who I had difficulty understanding, and asked to see the girl.
Mid twenties typically cute and coy girl came out so I paid my £45 and went to shower.
I did notice later while we were getting intimate and our faces were close, the two pointy teeth on the lower jaw were a little large, so called her a vampire when I noticed, which she didn't understand.
She came in while I was still standing, took the towel from me and finished drying me off, with a few strokes between my bum cheeks.

Lay down and I asked for soft so she started running her fingers oh-so lightly across my back, bum and legs, then laughed and said I massage you now.....
Put a towel over my bum, and started on my shoulders, it felt good.
After 10 minutes she was still on my upper back and shoulder blades. but then climbed up on the table and sat on me. Well she was a cute young pretty Chinese girl so I didn't complain  :dance:


Shifted around a bit and started moving to and fro a little, while this was going on I imagined her using a strap on, and lay there contentedly.
We'd been chatting a bit, when the age question came up, she guessed my age (guessing down by 15 years of course) and when I corrected her she said she should call me 'Grandad' then, giggling, which she did for the rest of the session. I told her it turned me on, but I think it was lost....
So clambered off me and started on my back again. I told her she'd made me feel OK there.....then down to my legs, which is when it stopped being WSWS, a few tickles on the inside of my thighs, lingering strokes across my bum cheeks and an agonising 3/4 minutes later some CCS.
Bum play led to perineum strokes and a little ball play, then reach unders from both sides and between my legs.

I'd left home thinking I just needed a HJ, but looked at her 34b assets and her cute body, looked at the clock and saw I had 35 minutes left, I gave in when she asked 'B2B?', she asked me how much I'd pay and smiled when I said £40. I then sat up to help her get undressed, when she told me not to worry I could give her the money later.
I didn't bother to explain just helped her out of her clothes.
This was an 8 or 9 out of 10 B2B, totally naked without any problem, rubbed her shaven pussy against my legs and when I sat on her chest pulled my cock between her breasts and encourage me to fuck them. When she sat on my chest facing me she reached round and held my cock against her crack and moved up and down, lotsa nice tricks. When I went down on her I didn't get that fake mmmmm and aaaahhhh that so many do, but when we were chatting after, told me something I didn't understand, so grabbed my finger and rubbed it against her clit and told me I was good, for a Grandad  :lol:

A fun girl and I'll try and see her again. Only real neg for me was no FK, just pecks and closed lip smooches, but not a deal breaker.

She's there this week and next and will be back before Xmas.

EDIT:
The shop incidentally, is on a small parade with easy parking, on the road between Waddon and Wallington (Croydon Rd I believe) and by the side of a Youngs pub.


Haha, that's funny, about 25 years ago I nearly bought a flat on that parade - might even have been the one over the parlour :D

Offline jstbit

just saw this review. the weird but funny thing is about two-three months ago during the summer heat, myself and my brother were walking past the place enjoying a joint and joked around saying that it was a front for sex work and happy endings as we saw two asian ladies standing outside smoking one old and one young, the place was new at the time strange how things can turn out but might have to check it out

Offline Private Member

Thanks for the review - It was enough to make me part with my hard earned beer tokens and visit.

Called in 'cold' one evening and by chance it was Suzanne working.

Massage very good and the £40 B2B offer accepted without haggling.

My experience was similar to the original report except Suzanne had 'a bit of a period'.... :unknown: Whilst her pants came off, that area was out of bounds - which she apologised for. I'll take that at face value based on the above report, and would certainly consider a repeat visit when the urge next strikes...

The flow wasn't broken at all - and the tip was paid on the way out (after a shower)

Offline Chunkysex1981

After reading this review I popped in and saw Suzanne. Experience pretty much the same as everyone else on here, £40 for b2b. I had great time time with her. Once she was naked she let my suck on her nipples, which seemed to enjoy.

Will definitely be going back there.