External Link/Members OnlyI had visited several times before but had been unlucky a couple of times and stopped going. I read a good review here and regrettably had another go at it. The massage shop is in Brookwood near the train station. I parked in front and walked in with no appointment. The Lady I saw was mature (initial impression 50s) and wore what I can only describe as a cleaner's outfit including a blue apron. (Black leggings, Teddy bear slippers) OK figure but not a looker. Reminded me of Shelley Duvall out of the shining but Chinese and more haggard. Put down £25 for a 1/2 hour massage and after 15 mins got the usual whisper about Body to Body massage, £40.
A better man would have said No, but I reasoned that if she is not a looker, then she must have skills. This was not so. She got naked and I got a shock. Full breasts (blue veins and large taut areola), and a distinct firm taut tummy bump! I can not be sure as she did not let my eyes linger. I mentally lowered her age to 40s. She got me to lie back down on my front, applied oil to my back and rubbed her breasts over my back for a few minutes. Asked me to turn around and while standing turned her body away from me, facing my penis and started HR. Normally, there is a little play with the ball-sack, a little 'blowing' on your bum to get you fired up, maybe a smile while your hands rub against her breasts and pussy etc. All I got was her back facing me all I could reach with my hands was her bum. I did insist on sitting up for a minute and got her to face me. But just when I started to enjoy myself, I had to lie down again and got to face her back. Finally, shot my load, she got quickly dressed and cleaned me up. Last ten minutes, a head massage.
On the way out, I saw the other lady currently available and out of the two, I got the younger looker.
The mood was all wrong. This was always a 'happy' massage parlour with smiles and girls shouting messages to one another etc but this time it felt wrong and hushed. Avoid for now!
