Candy-Clapham North - I cut the punt short and walked out

[Payyourwaymate]

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Comms and Location:Called the maid and arrived at the usual location off the high street.

Price paid and services: £60 for 30 mins, OW and positions

Looks: The pictures are not representative. She looks far better than her pictures. She's a nice light brown petite 22 year old columbian chick, Slim thick with a nice bubble butt in the B catergory. Pretty face, nice hair, smooth skin. A sweet demeanor.

Meet: She was very friendly, did not really speak any english but did try to communicate. Started with OW, technique was average. Moved onto CG where the technique was pretty good. Moved on to missionary where I could not quite get deep penetration, I think she tried to restrict me with her legs. After some minutes I thought alright let me switch to doggy. This is where it went downhill  . I asked her to move into doggy and she was like noooo!. I was like what....? Why? She responded in spanish "because no" (porque no). I then said, that makes no sense why can't you do doggy? This chick refused to budge and went on her phone to get a translator to explain. After moving her phone to try and get signal for a couple minutes and my boner died I got fed up, took off the condom and began to make movements to leave. She acted all shocked like oh why are you leaving? You don't want to finish? 

Honestly, I don't know what this chick thought this was  . Her butt was amazing as well, body wise she was my type and I could not even sample her in doggy    . I left and she seemed surprised that I was pissed off and didn't want to continue to even finish. She was so attractive as well, what a shame.

Please find her pics attached. I can't believe this shit lol. Charge it to the game  .

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[Jonestown]

You don't suppose she thought you were going for anal, rather than doggie, do you ?

[Payyourwaymate]

You don't suppose she thought you were going for anal, rather than doggie, do you ?

No, I made it clear for doggy, I've seen many chicks that didn't really understand english but understood what doggy means, she was just being difficult. I made no mention of going in for anal, she knew what I meant.

[Jerk Chicken]

You don't suppose she thought you were going for anal, rather than doggie, do you ?

Either that or she thought OP was gonna jack hammer her into submission and she won't be able to control the trusts!

Agree she looks tasty ... better brush up on my Spanish might pay this one a visit. OP I am assuming it's standard Latina extra £20 for OWO?

[Jonestown]

Either that or she thought OP was gonna jack hammer her into submission and she won't be able to control the trusts!

Ah, I didn't realise he was hung like a flag pole.

[Payyourwaymate]

Either that or she thought OP was gonna jack hammer her into submission and she won't be able to control the trusts!

Agree she looks tasty ... better brush up on my Spanish might pay this one a visit. OP I am assuming it's standard Latina extra £20 for OWO?

Yeah it's a standard £20 extra for OWO. Good luck, hope you get to fully sample if you decide to, because I could not  .

[Payyourwaymate]

Ah, I didn't realise he was hung like a flag pole.

I don't think I am, I've had previous comments about my size and warnings to be careful, but not an outright decline for a position before in such a manner. Honestly I was in shock when she first said no, first time this has happened.

[Jonestown]

I don't think I am, I've had previous comments about my size and warnings to be careful, but not an outright decline for a position before in such a manner. Honestly I was in shock when she first said no, first time this has happened.

Just a shame you couldn't carry on to some sort of completion, as you say, a nice looking girl, good price too, but I hate it too when you can't get full pen.

[Jerk Chicken]

I don't think I am, I've had previous comments about my size and warnings to be careful, but not an outright decline for a position before in such a manner. Honestly I was in shock when she first said no, first time this has happened.

OP she looked at you dick and thought fuck me (pun intended) no way hombre!

Absolute bummer but now you have elaborated I may have to give this one a miss. 100% I would wanna see that peach of an arse in doggy!

Good find a shame about the outcome. Trust your next punt makes up for it.

[oversexed]

Are you big, OP? if yes, she probably was scared.

learn this word, "mas despacio".  it means slowly.

i'm not big but i'm quite fit and ripped. i've experienced this bullshit before

[Payyourwaymate]

Are you big, OP? if yes, she probably was scared.

learn this word, "mas despacio".  it means slowly.

i'm not big but i'm quite fit and ripped. i've experienced this bullshit before

I'm not a massive guy, I am more towards a lean athletic type. Thanks, I do understand spanish to a degree but it seems I might actually have to start using what I know actively now in case something like this happens again. 

[Payyourwaymate]

OP she looked at you dick and thought fuck me (pun intended) no way hombre!

Absolute bummer but now you have elaborated I may have to give this one a miss. 100% I would wanna see that peach of an arse in doggy!

Good find a shame about the outcome. Trust your next punt makes up for it.

I know, she was hot man  thanks anyway.

[peter purves]

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Sorry to hear mate!

I always admire a punter who is prepared to end a punt short because of a dis-service. It is odd the WGs reactions in this instance too

Cheers for another Latin report!!

[cotton]

"because no" sounds more like she was just being an awkward cunt , whatever the language barriers there are ways and means of communicating and being conciliatory but she sounds like she just continued being a cunt , one to avoid.

[Jerk Chicken]

"because no" sounds more like she was just being an awkward cunt , whatever the language barriers there are ways and means of communicating and being conciliatory but she sounds like she just continued being a cunt , one to avoid.

That's a bit harsh. It is clear from OP's review the language barrier was real and relevant at the time. She attempted to google translate but network problems scuppered that idea. I think her reaction to OP leaving dispels any notion that she was being a bitch.

We will never know what she was trying to communicate to OP via google translate but I can say for sure some SP's do reject Doggy due to size.

[jesse4585]

Had doggy refused 3 times back in the 90s, when I used to punt more frequently.

Two of them said the position was too painful (I'm only slightly above average sized). The other one didn't clearly explain the reason, but I think she didn't like the inherent submissiveness of the position, she seemed the sort with a need to be in control all the time.

Thankfully both these attitudes to doggy seem very rare, at least for those lucky(?) enough to have a Dick less than 7 inches.

Thanks for reviewing OP, better luck next time.

[cotton]

That's a bit harsh. It is clear from OP's review the language barrier was real and relevant at the time. She attempted to google translate but network problems scuppered that idea. I think her reaction to OP leaving dispels any notion that she was being a bitch.

We will never know what she was trying to communicate to OP via google translate but I can say for sure some SP's do reject Doggy due to size.

Her reaction to the OP leaving was shock , that tells us nothing except she was surprised he wasnt putting up with her shit, she didnt apologise to the OP or try and persuade him to come back to bed or do anything meaningfully constructive , the reality is for sure that she coudnt give a shit , she had the OPs money and she was just feigning surprise, having completely pissed the guy off , ooh shock horror why are you leaving , typical dishonest hooker BS. For her it was win win.
This is England btw , some rudimentary grasp of english would be an advantage and failing that do you really think interupting a guy with a boner trying to find a wifi connection to google translate why you arnt willing to cooperate imho is acceptable , maybe you think poor little girl we must forgive her because she dosnt speak english and she did express surprise when the OP made moves to depart , well not me the OP is down £60 and clearly the girl didnt give a shit , she was probably secretly quite chuffed , more money in the kitty for doing nothing and another sap mugged off with the old no speaky english routine.

[Jerk Chicken]

.....This is England btw , some rudimentary grasp of english would be an advantage and failing that do you really think interupting a guy with a boner trying to find a wifi connection to google translate why you arnt willing to cooperate imho is acceptable , maybe you think poor little girl we must forgive her because she dosnt speak english ....

That's one of the most pathetic statements I have read in a long time within the context of a punting environment ... you need to speak decent English to give a punter a good fuck. JESUS CHRIST!

I have been with many pros who had to resort to google translate to discuss aspects of the punt so her response is not unusual. Like the other poster in this thread I have been denied Doggy on a number of occasions on the account of size and have included such intel in my reviews where this has happened.

You or I will never know what she was trying to say to OP. We can only guess. We are allowed to guess as it will be helpful based on the facts to other punters.

My guess is she thought OP's dick was too big for her fanny in Doggy and tried to communicate that to him. I recall one Chinese pro used sign language regarding me taking her in Doggy where previously in the punt she used google translate to discuss other things.

[cotton]

That's one of the most pathetic statements I have read in a long time within the context of a punting environment ... you need to speak decent English to give a punter a good fuck. JESUS CHRIST!

I have been with many pros who had to resort to google translate to discuss aspects of the punt so her response is not unusual. Like the other poster in this thread I have been denied Doggy on a number of occasions on the account of size and have included such intel in my reviews where this has happened.

You or I will never know what she was trying to say to OP. We can only guess. We are allowed to guess as it will be helpful based on the facts to other punters.

My guess is she thought OP's dick was too big for her fanny in Doggy and tried to communicate that to him. I recall one Chinese pro used sign language regarding me taking her in Doggy where previously in the punt she used google translate to discuss other things.

Your either deliberately misunderstanding what i wrote or are just stupid.
I didnt say you need decent English to give a punter a good fuck , i said some rudimentary grasp of English would be an advantage , because to anyone with any sense interupting a guy with a boner to try and find wifi for google translate isnt good.
End of the day you can defend her because she didnt understand english and coudnt get a wifi signal and feigned shock at the OP getting pissed off and leaving but in the final rekoning she pissed the OP off and she did nothing to remedy the situation , she was happy for him to walk out the door , after all she had his £60 so why would she give a shit , to think anything else is just naive 

[Jerk Chicken]

Your either deliberately misunderstanding what i wrote or are just stupid.
I didnt say you need decent English to give a punter a good fuck , i said some rudimentary grasp of English would be an advantage , because to anyone with any sense interupting a guy with a boner to try and find wifi for google translate isnt good.
End of the day you can defend her because she didnt understand english and coudnt get a wifi signal and feigned shock at the OP getting pissed off and leaving but in the final rekoning she pissed the OP off and she did nothing to remedy the situation , she was happy for him to walk out the door , after all she had his £60 so why would she give a shit , to think anything else is just naive 

FFS. She does not speak English ... she replied to OP in Spanish what part of that don't you get

What is she supposed to do? Sit there and continue to communicate to OP in her mother tongue why he can't have Doggy?. Your understanding of the salient points of the review baffles me. And yes the English linked with a good fuck comment was deliberate to ram home to you the stupidity of your comment.

Let's make it clear I am not defending her. I am saying boner or not she had no choice but to make an attempt to communicate with OP via google (or perhaps you would rather your WG simply sit there and say no, no, no) she would not have known she would encounter wi-if issues. Saying she did nothing to remedy the situation what else was she supposed to do. If a pro does not want you to fuck her in Doggy for whatever reason enlighten me where that leaves the punter because I must be "stupid" as there is something in your response I am simply not getting!

[cotton]

FFS. She does not speak English ... she replied to OP in Spanish what part of that don't you get

What is she supposed to do? Sit there and continue to communicate to OP in her mother tongue why he can't have Doggy?. Your understanding of the salient points of the review baffles me. And yes the English linked with a good fuck comment was deliberate to ram home to you the stupidity of your comment.

Let's make it clear I am not defending her. I am saying boner or not she had no choice but to make an attempt to communicate with OP via google (or perhaps you would rather your WG simply sit there and say no, no, no) she would not have known she would encounter wi-if issues. Saying she did nothing to remedy the situation what else was she supposed to do. If a pro does not want you to fuck her in Doggy for whatever reason enlighten me where that leaves the punter because I must be "stupid" as there is something in your response I am simply not getting!

Her Vivastreet advert states "Language   English, Spanish, Portugese"
Are you really that gullible to believe that she truly has insuffiecient communication skills to be able to convey something meaningful to the OP other than through a boner killing hunt for wifi.
Wake up and smell the coffee , hookers arnt that stupid , they can communicate exactly what suits them , and what suited her was to let her pissed of punter get dressed and walk out the door while she sat there all shoked like butter woudnt melt in her mouth.
FFs its her fault not the punters , her vivastreet ad says "I WILL MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE FEELING HAPPY." Bullshit , stop making excuses for her 

[Jerk Chicken]

Her Vivastreet advert states "Language   English, Spanish, Portugese"
Are you really that gullible to believe that she truly has insuffiecient communication skills to be able to convey something meaningful to the OP other than through a boner killing hunt for wifi.
Wake up and smell the coffee , hookers arnt that stupid , they can communicate exactly what suits them , and what suited her was to let her pissed of punter get dressed and walk out the door while she sat there all shoked like butter woudnt melt in her mouth.
FFs its her fault not the punters , her vivastreet ad says "I WILL MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE FEELING HAPPY." Bullshit , stop making excuses for her 

You are aware this is a Latina brothel in Clapham that is very well known?  If not read the review properly the clue is in "usual place"

You must be truly dumb if you think she wrote her Viva Street Ad. Would it surprise you if I said most of these girls have not even seen their advert and have no clue what Sergei is offering. Your punting intelligence or lack of it leaves a lot to be desired.

[cotton]

You are aware this is a Latina brothel in Clapham that is very well known?  If not read the review properly the clue is in "usual place"

You must be truly dumb if you think she wrote her Viva Street Ad. Would it surprise you if I said most of these girls have not even seen their advert and have no clue what Sergei is offering. Your punting intelligence or lack of it leaves a lot to be desired.

Even if she didnt write the advert herself does that exclude her from all responsibility.
Her advert states English language skills and promises a good time.
The reality was she offered a shit service which was aggravated by her inadequate language skills.
The OP is down £60 and all you want to do is make excuses for her.
You excuses are bullshit , the onus of responsibility is on her to give a good service and make the OP happy , she failed in her responsibilty and your just an apologist for a shit hooker  .

[Jerk Chicken]

Even if she didnt write the advert herself does that exclude her from all responsibility.
Her advert states English language skills and promises a good time.
The reality was she offered a shit service which was aggravated by her inadequate language skills.
The OP is down £60 and all you want to do is make excuses for her.
You excuses are bullshit , the onus of responsibility is on her to give a good service and make the OP happy , she failed in her responsibilty and your just an apologist for a shit hooker  .

Mate .... I give up . I am clearly banging my head (keyboard) against a brick wall with a clueless punter who cannot see (read) the dynamics of the said punt.

If you ever punt a non English speaking WG do let us (UKP) know how you get on! I for one will be very intrigued.

[cotton]

Mate .... I give up . I am clearly banging my head (keyboard) against a brick wall with a clueless punter who cannot see (read) the dynamics of the said punt.

If you ever punt a non English speaking WG do let us (UKP) know how you get on! I for one will be very intrigued.

Hopefully in time you will come to understand that irrespective of anything else SPs have a responsibility to give good service , and its simply not good enough to stash the money , deny services and say "no speeky da english".
At that time hopefully you will stop apologising for bad service providers and empathise with the punter who is out of pocket.

[Jerk Chicken]

..... "no speeky da english"....

Gonna call time on this one as I don't want to derail this thread and call you out on the connotations of your comments and 1970s rhetoric.

[cotton]

Gonna call time on this one as I don't want to derail this thread and call you out on the connotations of your comments and 1970s rhetoric.

Again 

[LLPunting]

Hopefully in time you will come to understand that irrespective of anything else SPs have a responsibility to give good service , and its simply not good enough to stash the money , deny services and say "no speeky da english".
At that time hopefully you will stop apologising for bad service providers and empathise with the punter who is out of pocket.

SPs have no responsibility, that's why it's punting as much as anything else about the service they or pimp might proclaim.
These are likely touring SPs who have no particular desire to learn English or suffer the likes of any of us for any longer than it takes to hustle the cash they're after.  If you don't like the odds in the game you think she's playing try another.
JC's read of the scenario is just as valid as yours, any other veteran can attest to it, including me.

[cotton]

SPs have no responsibility, that's why it's punting as much as anything else about the service they or pimp might proclaim.
These are likely touring SPs who have no particular desire to learn English or suffer the likes of any of us for any longer than it takes to hustle the cash they're after.  If you don't like the odds in the game you think she's playing try another.
JC's read of the scenario is just as valid as yours, any other veteran can attest to it, including me.

LL surely our starting off point must be that SPs do have a responsibility or obligation of sorts. Otherwise if we are atracted by the advert of the pretty blonde chik with the beautiful figure promising to make us happy and we get an awkward ugly cunt what basis do we have to complain or be disappointed.
Obviously there is no professional responsibility in a conventional legal sense as it is an unregulated industry but in an informal way i think they should be held to be responsible for the accuracy of their adverts and for the quality of the service they provide , thats kindof what this site is all about , right.
Obviously the number of SPs who dont give a shit , dont take responsibility for their adverts or service are plentiful , everyone knows that and as a punter you always take your chance, but the nub of it is  do we diferentiate the good hookers from the bad hookers , the ones who do advertise themselves accurately and give good service or simply say its not the hookers responsibility its the risk of the punting game.

[Payyourwaymate]

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[Jerk Chicken]

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Jesus she looks fine.

I truly want to head over to Clapham this evening and sample that but can't risk driving there and get the same experience you encountered. 

[Payyourwaymate]

Jesus she looks fine.

I truly want to head over to Clapham this evening and sample that but can't risk driving there and get the same experience you encountered.

 

[LLPunting]

LL surely our starting off point must be that SPs do have a responsibility or obligation of sorts. Otherwise if we are atracted by the advert of the pretty blonde chik with the beautiful figure promising to make us happy and we get an awkward ugly cunt what basis do we have to complain or be disappointed.
Obviously there is no professional responsibility in a conventional legal sense as it is an unregulated industry but in an informal way i think they should be held to be responsible for the accuracy of their adverts and for the quality of the service they provide , thats kindof what this site is all about , right.
Obviously the number of SPs who dont give a shit , dont take responsibility for their adverts or service are plentiful , everyone knows that and as a punter you always take your chance, but the nub of it is  do we diferentiate the good hookers from the bad hookers , the ones who do advertise themselves accurately and give good service or simply say its not the hookers responsibility its the risk of the punting game.

You just made the argument for UKP.  Well done.  SPs are not obliged to anything.  Neither are punters and UKPers, hence all the leeches.  It is only the foolish, foolhardy sharers who break the silence and improve matters for those who pay attention.

[Colston36]

OP she looked at you dick and thought fuck me (pun intended) no way hombre!

Absolute bummer but now you have elaborated I may have to give this one a miss. 100% I would wanna see that peach of an arse in doggy!

Good find a shame about the outcome. Trust your next punt makes up for it.

Absolute bummer may have been what troubled her.

[oversexed]

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tempted then read this, still in two minds

[Payyourwaymate]

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tempted then read this, still in two minds

Wow she's still about  . It's a difficult one, logically it would seem like the safest bet is to pay £40 for the 15 min time and see how the chick initially performs, but as I'm sure many frequenters of P&Ds know, these chicks don't really seem eager to please the minimum price payers in most circumstances....some exceptions but still. In my experience when I've paid £40 I got the "hurry baby cum/milk for me!" rush treatment one bit too many times that I no longer do it lol. There have been times where I paid £40 and got great service but I can't be arsed with the hassle anymore. You are just going to have to use your best judgement mate, it is a punt after all  .

[paul90]

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Comms and Location:Called the maid and arrived at the usual location off the high street.

Price paid and services: £60 for 30 mins, OW and positions

Looks: The pictures are not representative. She looks far better than her pictures. She's a nice light brown petite 22 year old columbian chick, Slim thick with a nice bubble butt in the B catergory. Pretty face, nice hair, smooth skin. A sweet demeanor.

Meet: She was very friendly, did not really speak any english but did try to communicate. Started with OW, technique was average. Moved onto CG where the technique was pretty good. Moved on to missionary where I could not quite get deep penetration, I think she tried to restrict me with her legs. After some minutes I thought alright let me switch to doggy. This is where it went downhill  . I asked her to move into doggy and she was like noooo!. I was like what....? Why? She responded in spanish "because no" (porque no). I then said, that makes no sense why can't you do doggy? This chick refused to budge and went on her phone to get a translator to explain. After moving her phone to try and get signal for a couple minutes and my boner died I got fed up, took off the condom and began to make movements to leave. She acted all shocked like oh why are you leaving? You don't want to finish? 

Honestly, I don't know what this chick thought this was  . Her butt was amazing as well, body wise she was my type and I could not even sample her in doggy    . I left and she seemed surprised that I was pissed off and didn't want to continue to even finish. She was so attractive as well, what a shame.

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Thanks for the review, I will have to give this one a miss

[Thepacifist]

I’ve heard of saying no to anal because of size but never doggy. Sorry to read she wouldn’t let you try that position OP, makes no sense to me 

[Payyourwaymate]

I’ve heard of saying no to anal because of size but never doggy. Sorry to read she wouldn’t let you try that position OP, makes no sense to me 

It's alright, it happened some time ago; I'll live. Thanks  .