Cutebeccaslow - Maidenhead - urgh!

[softdrink]

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Well - that was an unmitigating distaster - just now.

Venue - well known Maidenhead above Sainsburys. Decent enough and having been there a few times now I feel comfrotable about the place.

Booking - easy, responded quickly and it was her. She called me to find out where I was - and this set alarm bells ringing - always does.

The girl - in the pictures - there's definately an element of TGTBT - but I thought I'd TOFTL anyway. Facially she resembles the girl in the pics - all be it with some extra weight. When I arrived she had a dressing gown on, but the face seemed OK enough, so proceeded with caution. Lower calfs looked chunky - more alarm bells. I mean what do you do here - ask her to remove the towel before handing over the money? Bollox to it - I handed over the money - off she went and upon returning removed the dressing gown. Jesus fucking Christ! I can only discribe her as seriously out of shape and nothing like the body of the girl in the photos. Fuck. Even if I was into fat girls - and I'm not - she had more fat on her belly than I have over my entire body. She was clean enough I guess - but there were a few bruises, skin tone differences and just general out of shape - I wouldn't give her a second glance anywhere - anytime - ever. I'd put her age at around mid-late 20's   

The meet - Fuck - I knew this wasn't going to be a positive experience because I found her quite disgusting. I take off my clothes and she pulls out a rubber and proceeds to put it on my absolutely non erect cock. This in itself was a bit of a feat. She sucks for about 90 seconds and says 'fuck?' . I'm not even semi at this point - so I said how? Look at it? She says it's hard no? No - no it's not hard. She keeps going on about me being nervous - of course I'm fucking nervous I've just spunked £70 on a girl I found disgusting. So she continues sucking - and  after about 2 more minutes - bearing in mind at this stage I hadn't even touched her - I said it's not working.

I suggested she give me some money back but she refused. Saying she's sucked my cock. It's not her fault. I suggested it was because she looked nothing like the pictures. She claimed that she did - and again wasn't her fault as she's had kids. Well my dear...it is your fault - for putting photos up that look nothing like you. And I guess it's my fault for handing over the cash - but like I said - facially she might have been the girl in the photos once.

So I lost. It happens. All I've got is to come here and warn anyone else off her - she has a fat and ugly body so if that's your thing go for it. It's not mine so fuck her for claiming to be something she isnt.

Onwards!

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the warning. Was it so bad that you didn't even try going for a handjob, closing your eyes and thinking of someone else?

[softdrink]

Ha...yes I briefly did shut my eyes put my arms behind my head and think of happy times. But if I'm honest I was quite shocked that I had mild whiffs of BO - from my arm pits. It was 4 floors up and I tend to walk. So I tried thinking about nice things but ended thinking my deodorant is obviously not working.

Added to that her technique did nothing for me whatsoever. She had some sort of bruise on her belly fat and I couldn't stop wondering how I'd never seen a bruise that had it's own cellulite before.

It was just one big fuck up from me and my head wasn't in the moment the moment I saw her body.

Think belly fat dropping so low it conceiled her snatch. It was really was that bad.

[Fuzzyduck]

Ha, yes I suppose you left on your own terms. There's no dignity in pumping a half dead cock to cough up a teardrop of spunk that really didn't want to leave the mother ship.

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[doughboy]

Think belly fat dropping so low it conceiled her snatch. It was really was that bad.

Fuuuuuuckkkkk....that's not sexy at all    . Bang out of order that her AW pics suggest she's in gym shape but reality is that she's a fat fuck...

[MrMatrix]

Bad luck OP. That happened to me once- pretty much same scenareo. She couldnt get me up and slapped my cock on my stomach in disgust and went into the bathroom. By the time she came out again I was dressed and leaving- minus£60. Shit happens- you feel pissed off by it but hopefully we learn from it.
Thanks for doing the review. And yes you were totally misled. 

[James999]

Should have walked straight away and not paid, as it is you played right into her hands, she got paid and didn't hsve to do much 

In future turn up and leave your cash in the car, when you've seen her you can then go to your pocket and say, your wallets in car give me a couple of minutes, go to your car, if she' fit you pick up your cash and go back, if shes a minger you simply drive off. It' a no risk safetynet