Author Topic: ANASTASIA PARKER (FBSM, Lingam Massage) in N8 (Crouch End)  (Read 20599 times)


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Offline tantraman

After jonjan1234’s TOFTT in July gone …

Fantabulous! :yahoo:

Thanks for the TOFTT, OP :thumbsup: ... I'd had this one on my tentative HL, but was convinced it would be a B&S ... as how on earth would a bonafide pornstar be mucking aro8nd doing massage stuff in Haringey?!? But it's true! And I'm in!

:drinks:

… and I got in last month!


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Logistics:

Anastasia doesn’t answer calls, but texts back to begin rather protracted SMS convo. I had begun texting in the early afternoon, asking after her availability from then on. Unfeasibly tedious time between our texts ensued thereafter, sometimes even hours apart! Within all this, I had confirmed that Anastasia was offering nude B2B massage with HR for 30mins at £70 and for 60mins at £120, as indeed advertised on her AW profile. I didn’t enquire about the costs of her extras, as I simply wanted to slip under an oiled pretty pornstar for half-hour! I managed to eventually secure a 30min slot in the evening, in spite of the unduly lengthy intervals in comms.


Location:

Anastasia works from a plush ground floor flat within a large converted semi-detached house on a quiet residential road. Parking is free after controlled hours of 1000-1200. Finsbury Park tube station is otherwise a solid 25min walk south. The entrance to the flat is along the side of the house and around the back through patio doors.

Within the very well-kept flat, there is a dedicated massage room … a tad pokey, but properly set-up … candle-lit, mood music, water feature, tantric décor … wide massage table with side-arm rests … mirrored wall tiling at the head-end for anticipated reflected viewing. The bathroom is adjacent, and similarly pristine.


Looks:

OMG, Anastasia really is the SP in the current AW triplet below …

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… and these photos that were previously on her AW profile …

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Moreover, she really is the ‘extreme’ pornstar, Lyen Parker, who’s gloriously splattered all over the internet. If you fancy a wank, Google her name … images and videos … and enjoy! Here are a couple four-cock-handling GIFs as a taster …

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In reality, Anastasia is indeed a 5’10” and Size 8 brunette beauty … gorgeous green eyes … mischievous smile … tiny breasts … peachy little ass. Grade A loveliness, only spoilt by tattooed script ‘necklace’ and paw prints up her right neck.

Anastasia is a stated 27-years-old, which is believable, considering her veritable porn back catalogue. Hailing from Hungary, her English is good enough to engage in flirty banter.


Services:

After texting my arrival, Anastasia replied with the house number … but instructed me to await her “colleague” (whom I later found happened to be Rosietantragoddess - External Link/Members Only), who would lead me to her flat. Indeed, a short MILF-of-sorts appeared on the road, smiled and ushered me alongside the semi, around the back, through an iron gate, finally guiding me to enter the flat through patio doors. There, waiting for me in the lounge area was Anastasia, resplendent in a sleeveless LBD and barefeet … simply beautiful in her minimal gear, au naturel make-up and hair-in-a-bun. A big smile from her, and likely a Cheshire cat-got-the-cream smile from me … I was asked to leave my shoes by the patio doors, and followed Anastasia eagerly into the massage room.

We enjoyed pleasant chit-chat, as Anastasia prepared oils on a heater … and confirmed 30mins of B2B with HR. I then accepted an offer of water … which Anastasia popped out to fetch, as I undressed. I was naked on her return, as she coyly handed me a large wine glass of ice-cold water. I then left the glass by the cash I’d clearly fanned out on a side table, although Anastasia happily ignored my payment … and simply asked me to lie face-down on the massage table.

In slowly positioning myself into the face-hole, and adjusting my semi-erection to be exposed between my splayed thighs, I caught a reflected glimpse of Anastasia slipping out of her LBD … nude already beneath … just wow! She then kneeled between my spread-eagle, and smiled at me via the mirror … asking me to relax and enjoy. As much as I wanted to watch her in action on me, my neck couldn’t stay crooked up like that, so I had to settle in the face-hole. I then felt warm oil on my soles, massaged into my heels, up my calves and hamstrings, and on over my glutes. More luscious hand massage followed over my back to shoulders, including weighty spine work. Anastasia next dropped to my sides for more hand work over my back, nape and shoulders … all quite professional and even therapeutic … professional, except for my upturned hands accidentally-on-purpose brushing against her passing bare thighs. Receiving appropriate signals that the going was good, my fingers tentatively wandered into inner thigh territory, and I was allowed to graze over Anastasia’s delectable and warm pussy.

Anastasia broke contact to next climb back on the table and between my splayed legs. I heard the sploshing of oil again, but not on me … I looked up to watch Anastasia spreading oil over her glistening breasts and washboard stomach, all with a naughty grin. She thus descended into B2B … her tits over my back, her pussy grinding over my ass … while her hands massaged my inner thighs, but sadly no discernible CC-swipes or reach-unders. As Anastasia’s breathed over my neck and ears, she eventually whispered for me to turn over … too soon, dammit! I wish I’d booked for an hour!

My reluctance to roll around was eased by the sight of Anastasia's glowing gorgeousness above me. She had a knowing smile … she knew how much I clearly fancied her … I was gonna be putty in her hands! Having thus oiled up my frontage, Anastasia dropped straight down to B2B … my cock and balls caught in a shallow Bombay roll … her face tantalizingly close to mine, as she nuzzled and necked … I thus risked a kiss on her neck, then her cheek, and then her lips … result! We carried on lip kissing, lip licking, lip biting … if I had more time, I reckon FK was within my YMMV remit.

From kissing my face, Anastasia slid her lips down my chest  … licking my oily nipples, as I squeezed hers … settling into a crouch above my cock. Her lingam massage now started … slow and sensual, swirly and wirly, teasing and squeezing … cock and balls and gooch, all involved. Dayum, Anastasia had me squirming in her hands … edging and edging. I then laid my head back and closed my eyes to just feel her at work … and soon felt an unusual wet sensation along my undershaft. My head rushed up to witness Anastasia’s tongue tease its way up from my balls over my undershaft to my tip. She grinned at my shock … and shocked me further, as she launched into a rabid PSE-style handjob … quickly yielding my cum before I could exert any control, my initial spurts just missing her mouth, while the remainder were aimed over my belly. Fuck me!

Seeing me spent and a little delirious, Anastasia smirked at my shock, and joked “I hope that was okay?” … before stepping off to wet-wipe my creamed cock, balls and stomach. A shower was duly offered, despite my feeling that we’d overrun. Back in the room, I found Anastasia wrapped in a wet towel, as she’d showered simultaneously elsewhere. We both then dressed up, in amongst banter … Anastasia back in her delightful LBD, still ‘going commando’ beneath. I swigged much-need water … still somehow icy-cold. I thanked my new pornstar buddy, as she lead me out with a double-kiss. Her “colleague” was already waiting for me outside the patio door to let me back on to the road. I floated back to my car … 41mins done … and for the first time ever, I texted a post-punt ‘Thank you x’ to an SP.


Conclusion:

Anastasia is a worthy therapeutic masseuse, seemingly trying to carve a post-porn career in the Health & Beauty industry … the lack of de rigeur CC-swipes and reach-unders during B2B is compensated by her beauty and of course ‘Lyen Parker’ imagining. But with her pornstar experience to hand, it’s no surprise that her HR is extraordinary.

I also sensed various YMMV options to be enjoyed with Anastasia with repeat visits, and already tasted some and was tasted too! Either way, it is known from the previous couple of UKP reviews that Anastasia does offer more services for more money … quite a bit more money. Sadly, my pockets aren’t that deep to find out … although I’ll defo be back for more FBSM and any Positive bonus that may cum my way.

« Last Edit: September 30, 2019, 12:07:07 pm by tantraman »

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 :drinks: nice! I’m tempted.

Keep up the good work. May your wandering wand lead you to many more fun adventures!

Offline tantraman

... May your wandering wand lead you to many more fun adventures!

My wand is wondering how far it can wander with this one :music: ... repeat visit already in the offing!

Offline jonjan1234

Nice review, it’s tempting me to another visit.

Offline tantraman

Nice review, it’s tempting me to another visit.

And thanks again to you, jonjan1234, for your fine TOFTT! :hi:

I'm defo going back too, but am tempted to go for your 30min sexperience that included OWO/CIM for an extra £30 (you'd paid a total of £100).

A boner-fide pornstar BJ would be one for the wank bank for sure! :dance: ...

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Offline massagepuntingfan

And thanks again to you, jonjan1234, for your fine TOFTT! :hi:

I'm defo going back too, but am tempted to go for your 30min sexperience that included OWO/CIM for an extra £30 (you'd paid a total of £100).

A boner-fide pornstar BJ would be one for the wank bank for sure! :dance: ...

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I saw her for 90 mins, body to body massage with OWOW/CIM ending for £200. I've attached my review. Not sure how her price structure works but would recommend the longer option.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=259622.0

Offline tantraman

I saw her for 90 mins, body to body massage with OWOW/CIM ending for £200. I've attached my review. Not sure how her price structure works but would recommend the longer option.

Anastasia's pricing for extras is rather haphazard :unknown: ... you were effectively charged £50 for the extra OWO/CIM over the £150 for the 90mins session, whereas jonjan1234 was charged £30 for the same over the £70 for the 30mins session.

I think I'll return for an inbetween 60mins session of FBSM, and see what she offers for OWO/CIM. :music:

Offline winkywanky

Blimey, her porn work is hot, taking on 4 guys with two in her pussy, one up her arse and one in her mouth, not to mention the messy cumshots at the end  :wacko:.

Does she have some of her 'work' up on a TV as she massages you?  :D

Offline seraph20

My wand is wondering how far it can wander with this one :music: ... repeat visit already in the offing!

I just visited Anastasia earlier today following your review (fantastic as always) Tantraman.

What an outstanding lady.

Will be posting a review shortly.


Offline tantraman

... What an outstanding lady.

Will be posting a review shortly.

Glad you enjoyed too, Bud! :drinks: ... I look forward to reliving through your review!

Offline tantraman

Blimey, her porn work is hot ...

It sure is, winkywanky :wacko: ... and Anastasia's happy to stay associated with her porntastic past, as she herself states on AW that "If anyone has a second guess for the name, yes you are right I am the famous adult industry actress", i.e. ...

Lyen Parker aka Lyen, Lien Parker, Lien, and Demetris - External Link/Members Only

I also love her filthy Twitter account ...

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... although I daren't follow it! :blush:

Offline seraph20

Glad you enjoyed too, Bud! :drinks: ... I look forward to reliving through your review!

Many thanks - will notify here once posted

Offline seraph20

I have been watching some of her porn stuff before I saw her, after I saw her and just now as ahem
Bedtime fodder.

Sensational stuff.

« Last Edit: October 02, 2019, 01:48:11 am by seraph20 »

Offline seraph20

I wanted to add that the thing is though she is so different in reality from her porn stuff.

Kind of sweet and feminine - almost gentle. TBH I found this to be even more of a turn on. Made me want to do all sorts of dirty things to/with her. 🤣

Offline Xtro

Well done tman, excellent review.  :thumbsup:


Does she have some of her 'work' up on a TV as she massages you?  :D

Very subliminal Mr. W.  :D

Offline winkywanky

It sure is, winkywanky :wacko: ... and Anastasia's happy to stay associated with her porntastic past, as she herself states on AW that "If anyone has a second guess for the name, yes you are right I am the famous adult industry actress", i.e. ...

Lyen Parker aka Lyen, Lien Parker, Lien, and Demetris - External Link/Members Only

I also love her filthy Twitter account ...

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... although I daren't follow it! :blush:


At least she's not a lyen bitch about it.

I'll get me coat...

Offline winkywanky

Well done tman, excellent review.  :thumbsup:


Very subliminal Mr. W.  :D


Very observant Mr. Xtro  :P

That wasn't my meaning, but that would be even better actually  :D

Offline withafish

I’m new to this but saw this review and thought I would break my duck. Same experience as review and she’s unbelievably good looking. Thought the photos and videos looked good but she’s much nicer than that in my opinion and as nice a girl as you’d meet. I know from reading threads on this site before that 100+ for an hours massage is too much for a lot of people but i’d be happy as larry to pay it again.

Sending her a message did take some time, can wait a long time for a reply, but was straightforward. Appointment was around the time schools were finishing and road was packed outside but should be fine rest of the time.

Offline Xtro

I’m new to this but saw this review and thought I would break my duck. Same experience as review and she’s unbelievably good looking. Thought the photos and videos looked good but she’s much nicer than that in my opinion and as nice a girl as you’d meet. I know from reading threads on this site before that 100+ for an hours massage is too much for a lot of people but i’d be happy as larry to pay it again.

Sending her a message did take some time, can wait a long time for a reply, but was straightforward. Appointment was around the time schools were finishing and road was packed outside but should be fine rest of the time.

Sounds like an advert!

Offline pepsicolaboy

I’m new to this but saw this review and thought I would break my duck. Same experience as review and she’s unbelievably good looking. Thought the photos and videos looked good but she’s much nicer than that in my opinion and as nice a girl as you’d meet. I know from reading threads on this site before that 100+ for an hours massage is too much for a lot of people but i’d be happy as larry to pay it again.

Sending her a message did take some time, can wait a long time for a reply, but was straightforward. Appointment was around the time schools were finishing and road was packed outside but should be fine rest of the time.

Hi Anastasia  :rose:

Offline withafish

😂 i guessed that would be coming. I can assure you I would be getting negative reviews if I was. Chubby, bald bloke from the North East couldn’t charge those prices.

Offline webpunter

Top find OP

Easy to miss as a top notch massage burd

HL is duly +1

Thank you Sir  :thumbsup:

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Offline winkywanky

Does that mean Live Long & Prosper?  :D

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Does anyone know if she provides a full service....and extra charges.....if she does will try visit her this week....regards

Offline pepsicolaboy

Does anyone know if she provides a full service....and extra charges.....if she does will try visit her this week....regards

If you search on here, I think it confirms she does, if not I must have contacted her at some point and checked.

It works out very expensive if you have owo, FS and anal for example, so expect to pay a lot.

 :hi:

Offline Bassman

Does anyone know if she provides a full service....and extra charges.....if she does will try visit her this week....regards

I reckon most def, her profiles alludes as such!

But as above, expect to pay a pretty penny!

Online Royd30

Guess that’s me out of the running, not a cheap Charlie, but my limit is 150, wish everyone else was the same then the SP’s might be more realistic in their prices and be fair, especially the Brazilians with “that’s extra” phrase

Offline tantraman

Does anyone know if she provides a full service....and extra charges.....if she does will try visit her this week....regards

She certainly does ... but at a premium, considering her porno celebrity. Her one hour rate is at least £300 for in-call, as advertised via this range of sites ...

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Having gorged out on her porno work, I'm sure Anastasia would be a fantabulous fuck ... but sadly she's priced too high for me.

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I must add that she gave my icecream a  lovely suck and got some special sauce in return. A very pretty girl with lovely eyes.
I would of visited her more often but her comms are slow to respond and when I'm desperate to unload she's not always available.


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So, as I’m naturally avoiding punting for the next few months,
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So, as I’m naturally avoiding punting for the next few months,
Please don't post links to banned sites.

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Please don't post links to banned sites.

Apologies, daviemac :hi:

I had never seen that site, and didn't realise it was banned from UKP. I simply thought it had info worth sharing.

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Apologies, daviemac :hi:

I had never seen that site, and didn't realise it was banned from UKP. I simply thought it had info worth sharing.

:blush:
No probs, no harm done.   :hi:  There are quite a few that trigger pre-mod though and they would only show as 'auto-censored'.

Offline tantraman

Apologies, daviemac :hi:

I had never seen that site, and didn't realise it was banned from UKP. I simply thought it had info worth sharing.

:blush:

Chaps :hi:,

Having ensured with mods that I won't overstepping our bounds, I can get back to that "info worth sharing" ...

Due to this coronavirus-forced punting hiatus, I realised my punting funds will be in steady surplus. I thus thought I'd treat myself to a full-on session with the highly-priced ANASTASIA PARKER on my return to action. However, in doing my due diligence on her escort services, I stumbled across a banned forum for bareback reviews ... sadly, 'Lyen Parker' has a dedicated 7-page thread, which makes for yucky reading.

If you Google 'Lyen Parker', 'bareback' and 'escort', you'll come across her (and hopefully not cum in her!) :vomit:

Close call, I say! :cry:

« Last Edit: March 25, 2020, 04:09:35 pm by tantraman »

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Chaps :hi:,

Having ensured with mods that I won't overstepping our bounds, I can get back to that "info worth sharing" ...

Due to this coronavirus-forced punting hiatus, I realised my punting funds will be in steady surplus. I thus thought I'd treat myself to a full-on session with the highly-priced ANASTASIA PARKER on my return to action. However, in doing my due diligence on her escort services, I stumbled across a banned forum for bareback reviews ... sadly, 'Lyen Parker' has a dedicated 7-page thread, which makes for yucky reading.

If you Google 'Lyen Parker', 'bareback' and 'escort', you'll come across her (and hopefully not cum in her!) :vomit:

Close call, I say! :cry:

I am just amazed that there is a forum dedicated to enthusiastic bareback punters. Is it just blatant disregard for safety or do they believe the risks are minimal?

Offline Xtro

That really is bad news tm and a very close call.   :vomit:

Imagine, you might have COFTT, (Caught One For The Team)!   :scare:

Offline dryanse8

An interesting read on that forum. I didn't know that they existed. A very different viewpoint to punting. Not my thing though.
This SP did interest me a while back. Thank you Tantraman for the pointer to a less appealing aspect. One to avoid, for me anyway.

Offline MajorPayne

I am just amazed that there is a forum dedicated to enthusiastic bareback punters. Is it just blatant disregard for safety or do they believe the risks are minimal?
Amazing, don't know why anyone would take the risk of unprotected sex with a SP.

Offline tantraman

That really is bad news tm ...

It really is, Xtro :( ... I really would've cum-splashed out £300 for an porntatstic hour with this one. Just the thought of the session was keeping me going during this forced punting hiatus.

We can't even pretend she ain't a barebacker, as she even piled in on that thread ... to rebuff other claims, but not deny barebacking! Dammit!

:dash:



Offline tantraman

Thanks to Jayjay17's heads-up on the So... Who's Going To Take One For The Team (TOFTT)? - LONDON thread ...

Has anyone visited Katalina (Alina) from Islington? Have added the gumtree link below as well picture of the girl.

Planning to visit Thursday. Offered 30 minutes for £30 with HJ part of the fee

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... matched with nalin's latest review, it's good to know that this sexy SP, i.e. Hungarian pornstar known as Lyen Parker, is back in oily action in London.

I'm keen to revisit for her wonderful FBSM, but shall resist her extra offerings, considering the bareback intel posted above.

« Last Edit: June 05, 2021, 10:48:12 pm by tantraman »

Offline webpunter

In reality most escorts / massage burds do bb somewhere along the way
So probably not much difference in the overall risk
And now FS would appear to be off the menu
A positive
& also a challenge  :yahoo:
However leopards & spots !

The issue is where do you draw the line in the sand ?
OWO - diddly squat risk
RO - slightly higher, still fuck all, tho probably best to pass
Pussy slides - now this is a dilemma  :dash:

Await your reporting to see how you got on

Thanks to Jayjay17's heads-up on the So... Who's Going To Take One For The Team (TOFTT)? - LONDON thread ...

... matched with nalin's latest review, it's good to know that this sexy SP, i.e. Hungarian pornstar known as Lyen Parker, is back in oily action in London.

I'm keen to revisit for her wonderful FBSM, but shall resist her extra offerings, considering the bareback intel posted above.

Offline Love2come

Gutted was waiting to see her too.

Offline Iz88

anyone tried contacting her?

textd and called several times but no response? :unknown:

Offline tantraman

anyone tried contacting her?

I have ...

textd and called several times but no response? :unknown:

... and the same for me :unknown:

Offline tantraman

Many thanks for rediscovering and re-reviewing the lovely Lyen/Anastasia, jonjan1234 :hi: ...

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I preserve her latest Vivastreet advert here (along with its dispalyed mobile number) ...

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... and her nifty little gif :wacko: ...

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Having met her ,I dont think this gif does her any favours. She is so much better than that.

Offline Stevehgl3

Many thanks for rediscovering and re-reviewing the lovely Lyen/Anastasia, jonjan1234 :hi: ...

I preserve her latest Vivastreet advert here (along with its dispalyed mobile number) ...

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... and her nifty little gif :wacko: ...

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Is she working at the moment? Sent her a few messages but no reply…