External Link/Members OnlyLength: 1 hour
Price: £150
In Birmingham for one night only, I did some research trying to find a good agency, or escort, that I could rely on. I lucked out on finding an available independent girl - so I opted for one from Passion since the agency seemed to have had some good reviews on UKP.
Out of the available girls, I opted for Grace, whose photos looked stunning. Tall, 19 years old, lush blonde hair.. what could possibly go wrong?
Apparently ... a lot.
The VenueI was staying at one of the more expensive hotels in Birmingham. I could actually give a review of the hotel as well... despite being on the pricier end of the region's hotels, the room was small, outdated, had mould in the bath, half the TV channels weren't working, and the reception staff seemed inept at getting anything done about it. No matter, though, as I had a fun time planned with Grace - so who needs a working TV, right?
The GirlSpeaking to Grace on the phone, my hopes were up. Posh accent, sounded sweet. Yeah, this should be fun.
15 minutes early, a knock at my door. I answer... to find Grace. She looks to have come straight from the gym. Breath stinking of the cigarettes she'd undoubtedly had on the way over. Before even saying hello, "do you mind if I use your bathroom?" and in she darts. WTH.
I sat on the bed... and waited. And waited. 10mins later, she pops out. Her phone is beeping like C3PO as message after message arrives. "Sorry!" she says as she sits down to read the messages.
I now get a good look at her .. and notice her face, covered in spots, her hair dishevelled, her clothes are cheap and dirty... yeah, not a great start.
Finally putting her phone into her bag... "how long did you book for?" "an hour" "ok that's £150 please." .. I hand her the money from the top of the cabinet right in front of her and she counts it .. twice .. before putting into her bag.
"shall we get undressed?" .. "sure".
Her body's ok.. nothing special .. and she has pierced nipples - which you can of course see on the website.
The "Action"Almost immediately, she grabs my cock and starts jerking me off. No skill to this, it hurts at first actually as her nails keep snagging... I can't really manouver my hands very far due to our positions - so I start playing gently with her tits and nipples. "Oww, that hurts" she says "these piercings are new ... and sensitive." .. and then "I think it's bleeding" (I don't see anything). Fine, I now have nothing to do with my hands at all.
After 5mins, he ain't doing anything and I lift her hand away. I push her to lie down, move between her legs and, as I move my head down, I ask her: "what sort of things do you like?" .. "what do you mean?" .. "like, can I give you oral? How about kissing?" .. an affirmative to the oral and negative to the kissing. Amazing. Can't touch her breasts, can't kiss (not that I was too interested anyway - since she stank of cigs).. so down I go.
She was clean enough down there ... and applied some strawberry flavoured lube to ensure it was definitely fresh. This was probably the highlight of the date.
She lay back, seemed to be totally zoned out.. and I continued for about 10mins before getting totally bored.
Up I come, she grabs my cock again, starts wanking, then finally pulls on a condom. Some covered oral, then I fuck her missionary, and I cum.
Off she goes to the bathroom. I was just about to tell her that I thought she should leave, so that I could make it clear that I hadn't enjoyed this... so instead I got dressed. She came out, fully dressed herself, and "thanks for a great time. I hope I can see you next time?" .. yeah right... and out she goes.
In total it was about 30mins into an hour's booking.
I don't know if she was drugged up, I suspect so... but, yeah, my advice to everyone is to definitely steer clear of this one.
SummaryAbsolute shite.
