Author Topic: escort.chance - Hammersmith - TOFTT  (Read 3001 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5371296) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Fuzzyduck]

Offline Silencio

Saw this one on TOFTT a while back and tried a few times to get a booking, saw her pop up again and finally managed to see her this week.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Cost: £100 for 30 mins incall

Location: Flat between Hammersmith and Ravenscourt Park. Looked like an AirBnB honestly. She says she's moved around a lot in the area and is usually in Imperial Wharf.

Comms: Text to ask her location, gave me an invalid postcode to begin with, after a bit of back and forth, finally confirmed where she was and booked for 30 mins later in the day. Text for full address just before I left and she quickly replied with the correct address.

Personality: Friendly English girl, pretty chavvy. Gave the impression that she's fairly new at this, bit unsure of herself.

Looks: The attached photo from the TOFTT post is very accurate, her current pics don't show much. She's short, tanned/dark skinned, pretty chavvy looking (this is part of the attraction for me). Nice curves, lovely bum, decent boobs and decent face. Overall 7 or 8 out of 10 for me. She turned me on.

Service: Opened the door, slight smell of weed which she apologised for, thought it was a bit odd but whatever. Led me upstairs to a bare bedroom with a bed in it. As I said above, she seemed a little unsure, I had to lead things.

Started with some kissing (bit smokey but not terrible) and copping a feel of her lovely bum. Gave me OWO which was crap, after about 1 min she said do you want to fuck, I thought sod it ok. Got the condom on and she very gently rode me not really letting me get fully in there, so it wasn't doing anything for me. Switched to doggy, this was better, was able to get more in and she has a nice arse for doggy, good amount of jiggle. After about 5 mins, she asked if I had cum, I hadn't.

Asked her to sit on my face, she obliged while I finished myself off. This was actually not bad, she engaged, good amount of noise, eye contact and movement and she is good to look at while you're doing it. Finished, jumped in the shower and she very obviously wanted me out of there as quickly as possible.

On the way out she jokes about me becoming a regular. No fucking chance.

Recommendation: If you're really turned on by girls who look like that, it might be worth a pump and dump but even then, it's not VFM and the service is mostly below average bordering on crap.

Will I return? Nope.

Hidden Image/Members Only

Offline LLPunting

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 17,354
  • Likes: 183
  •  
  • Reviews: 360
Thanks for the warning  :drinks:

Sound assessment of a 2-bit acting above her capabilities.

Offline punting 101

I also punted a girl between hammersmith and Ravenscourt Park in a flat that smelt a little bit of weed in her bedroom and on her breath back in July 2019.

Her profile has been deleted now but her name was:

x_Jessica_rabbit_x

I think they might have been sharing together as I caught a glimpse of your SP.

Mine was completely made of plastic and the worst punt I’ve ever had  :angry: Will try find a pic or a link to her new profile (if she has one).

Offline punting 101

Her profile is back.

External Link/Members Only

Will try do a review when I get some time on my hands.

Longjohnsilver007

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
Punting 101 you must have personal grudge against this girl because she is stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places fully satisfied me maybe to much for you to handle :lol:I highly recommend Jess and I’m a man of experience.... she must of just not felt comfortable or attracted to a sad loser like yourself no wonder your on here whinging :lol:

Offline LLPunting

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 17,354
  • Likes: 183
  •  
  • Reviews: 360
Punting 101 you must have personal grudge against this girl because she is stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places fully satisfied me maybe to much for you to handle :lol:I highly recommend Jess and I’m a man of experience.... she must of just not felt comfortable or attracted to a sad loser like yourself no wonder your on here whinging :lol:

Said in true White Knight fashion.   :bomb:
May you be slain in horrible fashion by the Knights of Ni.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2019, 02:52:56 am by LLPunting »

Offline PLeisure

Punting 101 you must have personal grudge against this girl because she is stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places fully satisfied me maybe to much for you to handle :lol:I highly recommend Jess and I’m a man of experience.... she must of just not felt comfortable or attracted to a sad loser like yourself no wonder your on here whinging :lol:
Really? How so  :unknown:
How about you share your wisdom rather than exercise your inferiority complex on another punter  :timeout:

Offline samsmith_1231

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Banned
  • Posts: 842
  • Likes: 1
  •  
  • Reviews: 3
“Asked her to sit on my face” , why would you do this? God knows where it’s been  :vomit:
Banned reason: Piss taking troll
Banned by: daviemac

James999

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
Punting 101 you must have personal grudge against this girl because she is stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places fully satisfied me maybe to much for you to handle :lol:I highly recommend Jess and I’m a man of experience.... she must of just not felt comfortable or attracted to a sad loser like yourself no wonder your on here whinging :lol:

You sound female, and very jaded, not the pro$sie herself or her pimp are you?

Offline Fuzzyduck

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 9,643
  • Likes: 134
  •  
  • Reviews: 133
You sound female, and very jaded, not the pro$sie herself or her pimp are you?

+1 almost certainly. He/she was touting Jessica nearly 2 years ago.

Offline jammyjay


On the way out she jokes about me becoming a regular. No fucking chance.


LOL
« Last Edit: October 06, 2019, 10:22:18 am by jammyjay »

Offline Stealthmode

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,176
  • Likes: 39
  •  
  • Reviews: 78
Punting 101 you must have personal grudge against this girl because she is stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places fully satisfied me maybe to much for you to handle :lol:I highly recommend Jess and I’m a man of experience.... she must of just not felt comfortable or attracted to a sad loser like yourself no wonder your on here whinging :lol:

Hidden Image/Members Only

Offline punting 101

Punting 101 you must have personal grudge against this girl because she is stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places fully satisfied me maybe to much for you to handle :lol:I highly recommend Jess and I’m a man of experience.... she must of just not felt comfortable or attracted to a sad loser like yourself no wonder your on here whinging :lol:

I only just saw this! Definitely herself or pimp lol

I will sit down this week and right a full review now.

White knight/knightess (if that word exists) for sure.


Offline Rogerthedodger78

Punting 101 you must have personal grudge against this girl because she is stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places fully satisfied me maybe to much for you to handle :lol:I highly recommend Jess and I’m a man of experience.... she must of just not felt comfortable or attracted to a sad loser like yourself no wonder your on here whinging :lol:

Hi Sergie
We will take our hard earned elsewhere


Offline alemdar

Now charging 150. Madness

You might wanna try again lol, it’s now £200, it’s like the Bitcoin of the escort world

Is it me or she just has that horrible Rom gypsy look about her lol