Naughty Masseuse - Euston - FBSM

[velybadboy]

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I was debating whether to make this positive or neutral, so bear that in mind.

Comms - I've been trying to see Kelly for a while, especially after seeing Tantraman's review of her. However, I've been given times and then she's delayed because of delayed check-in, etc. She does, however respond to texts in reasonable time, with clear language.

Venue - Hotel near Euston. Warren of a place, but I knew where it was because I've seen Mia Moist ( ) there before. No problems walking past reception. Just beware that you follow the signs to the room numbers.

SP - Kelly looks a lot like her verification photo in Tantraman's review. She's about 5ft 6in tall. Not fat, but loose skin and stretch marks. With me she was very business-like and almost stern looking.

Experience - I entered the room, which she answered classically standing behind the door. Luckily she answered my knock quickly as the hotel maid was just next door. Quick chit-chat, handed over £120 for an hour, and had a shower. Fresh towel was provided and there was mouthwash available. After showering, Kelly asked what I wanted to start with. I opted for blowjob at both ends. Laid on the bed and she delivered a great OWO (after asking how I wanted it). No CIM was offered, and she pulled away when I announced I was about to cum. Moved on to a great massage with Almond oil, which she checked about before applying. After the massage, she offered sex. Went through the motions of CG, Doggie, Missionary. During sex she made some noises, but not very convincingly. Moved on to another blowjob, but she was unable to make me cum a second time. She tried moving on to a handjob, but to no avail, until eventually I stopped her. Had my shower and left after about an hour and five minutes total since entering the hotel.

So she provides a great service, but to me there was no connection or any type of passion. It was just a service. That would almost be excusable if she was knockout gorgeous and provided a great service, but she isn't.

Anyway, that's how I felt, but as always YMMV. I won't be returning, but I'm sure others would appreciate her.

[tantraman]

Thanks for the review, velybadboy

Kelly's lack of connection during during doesn't surprise me ...

So she provides a great service, but to me there was no connection or any type of passion. It was just a service.

... which is why I had no intention of fucking her (aside from the fact I'd didn't find her fanciable enough to dip my wick). But fortunately one doesn't need to achieve 'connection' for her fabulous OWO/CIM bookending masterful B2B at either end of an hour ... just lie back and enjoy!