Well having “Hijacked and Derailed” Carly’s calendar the other week and wound her up on UKE. I submitted an “On the Day” request via UKE, as I was in the Toon, and would be finished what I had to do early, and after she managed to get some things sorted, it was a Green Light for some fun. So a quick text to say I was heading off and an approximate ETA, I was on my way.
1hour@£100
External Link/Members OnlyI arrived early and parked up away from the property, dropped Carly a text, the reply was swift, door open come in and lock it behind me. Within 5 minutes I was in her flat giving her a snog and heading upstairs behind her. Once naked and on the bed, that’s when the “Tirade of Shit” happened.
Well I’m not going to let you do this, that and the other. So I calmly assessed the “Situation” and thought “Just Go For It” so I lay on her arm and my arm was under her head holding her other arm and with a “Scissor” type maneuver I locked her legs. Then with my free arm turned her head and started to snog her, then Tweak her Nipples, and Stroke her Clit until Very Moist indeed. She then shouted “You’ve Fekin Done It Again” haven’t you, taken “Bloody Control”.
I said well what do you expect, all that “Can’t do this, that and the friggin other”. It was then we had a good laugh about it,
we had a good old snog before I headed south to taste her wet twat. As always her hygiene was spot on and her juices tasted sweet as fuck. I can never tell with this “Little Bitch” if she’s cum or not when I’m licking her, so after about 10 minutes of quite “Intense Licking”
I had to friggin ask when she was going to cum. The reply was I friggin well have “Twice Actually”. I moved up the bed so Carly could swallow the “Snakes Heed” whilst I played with her “Dripping Wet Twat” Carly was still trying to wind me up by “Playing Funny Buggers” and once I got a finger inside then the second, I was “Friggin” her and I could tell she was about to “Squirt” and was trying to hold it back. But my “Devilish Digits” worked there magic and “Whoosh” the bed was fekin “Soaking”.
So it was on with the Mac and Carly climbed on and started moving up n down on the snake very slowly, and as much as it was nice, it was too fekin slow. So as she was sliding down I thrust up at “Break neck Speed” which had the desired affect which took her breath away and that’s when she called me a “Cunt”…
We then got into a good “Rhythm” changing position regularly including the “In Deep” one that makes her “Wince” a bit, but she never ask it to be removed...
So as I was reaching the PONR, I pinned her legs over her shoulders and went for “Gold” banging away like there was “No Friggin Tomorrow”,
all I heard was “Jesus, if you push it in any further it’ll be out my bloody mouth”.
So like the “Good Gentleman” I am, I did push harder, and nearly got me nuts in as well…
Well it was all too much and I filled the Mac and rolled over for a wee rest. After we had chatted for a while Carly started to remove the Mac and clean me up. Is it OK to pull your foreskin back to clean it properly she asked. Yep not a problem says I, as she started to pull it back I shout at the top of my voice “Arrrrg” she jumps off the bed screaming “What’s Up, What’s Up”.
By this time I’m rolling around the Bed absolutely fekin “Creased”.
Then she rips into me calling me all the “Fucking Bastards, Twats not forgetting Cunts” under the sun and slaps me a few time for scaring the crap out of her.
I went to the bathroom, got “Freshened Up” dressed, stumped up the “Beer Vouchers” and a snog goodbye. As I was leaving Carly said “I won’t forget that Ya Bastard” smiling as she closed the door.
Curious to see what happens on my next “Encounter” with her……………………….
