Piss Take Pricing

[Moby Dick]

and sell my ass for that! 

£12.00 my best offer.
Need somewhere to park me bike

[freeze44]

£12.00 my best offer.
Need somewhere to park me bike

  ok done  times are tough and it's punters in charge now! but don't be bringing ya gang bang mates please md!!!!!

[Blackpool Rock]

Just posted something on the Tontober thread which got me thinking about starting a separate thread titled "Piss take pricing" where profiles can be added of girls who are clearly deluded on what their asking.
Please feel free to add as you see fit and also screen shot or list out what their prices are and services offered so we can perhaps track them to see if prices drop or even rise or if they extend their services

OK so i'll kick it off with a cut and paste of my other post for Brit Model Scarlett 

Size 6 and only 23, pics look good and she's in Preston so no need to trek miles to see her, what's not to like so why wouldn't you book her 
Well she's only been on AW for about 6 weeks and only has 1 slightly fluffy feedback plus no info on here so totally unproven in terms of service, also no face pic so no idea if her pics are her or whether she's actually a stunner.
Her starting price is £80 but you only get 15 minutes for that, if you want longer then it will cost you £120/30 minutes  or if your feeling flush an hour is £170 which is surely a bargain at a shade under £3 a minute 

So presumably your going to get a great service for this price which will make it worth the cash and help you forget about having been mugged, well sorry guys you can't get Anal; kissing; CIM or facial; she doesn't even list OWO so it's basically a covered BJ and sex though you may be able to lick her fanny

Got to love one of the questions and her answer, please guys don't insult her and remember to treat her well 

Q. BEST PRICE?   A. PRICE IS AS SHOWN ON MY PROFILE.. AGAIN PLEASE DONT INSULT ME BY ASKING ME TO LOWER MY PRICE. IF YOU WANT QUALITY THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT! THANK YOU

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Just looking on AW and saw this girl advertising a "Flash Sale" £15 off all advertised prices 
Then I scroll down and look at her prices £100/15 minutes £130/30 and £190/hr 

Searching her AW number on here brings shows she's already on this thread and furthermore actually has the honour of being the 1st entry so I guess she has gone full circle 

Her prices back last Sept were £80/15 £120/30 and £170/hr so even with the "Sale" she is still £5 more expensive than she previously was on 15 minutes and an hour, alternatively if you want the bargain then book her for 30 minutes and save £5   

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[freeze44]

Just looking on AW and saw this girl advertising a "Flash Sale" £15 off all advertised prices 
Then I scroll down and look at her prices £100/15 minutes £130/30 and £190/hr 

Searching her AW number on here brings shows she's already on this thread and furthermore actually has the honour of being the 1st entry so I guess she has gone full circle 

Her prices back last Sept were £80/15 £120/30 and £170/hr so even with the "Sale" she is still £5 more expensive than she previously was on 15 minutes and an hour, alternatively if you want the bargain then book her for 30 minutes and save £5   

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Crazy stuff! They must still be getting business but for how long?

Would imagine many trying to get as many in as can and make as much as can and pretty worried about the future.

SSP of £96 a week if get ill be a shock!! 

[Moby Dick]

Just looking on AW and saw this girl advertising a "Flash Sale" £15 off all advertised prices 
Then I scroll down and look at her prices £100/15 minutes £130/30 and £190/hr 

Searching her AW number on here brings shows she's already on this thread and furthermore actually has the honour of being the 1st entry so I guess she has gone full circle 

Her prices back last Sept were £80/15 £120/30 and £170/hr so even with the "Sale" she is still £5 more expensive than she previously was on 15 minutes and an hour, alternatively if you want the bargain then book her for 30 minutes and save £5   

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Report her to trading standards.
I believe she would have had to have advertised at a higher price for so many days/weeks to have a sale.

Good luck, 

[Moby Dick]

ok done  times are tough and it's punters in charge now! but don't be bringing ya gang bang mates please md!!!!!

The offer was based on 10 of us.
£1.20 each.
No kissing considering the current pandemic

[freeze44]

The offer was based on 10 of us.
£1.20 each.
No kissing considering the current pandemic

Fuck me!! Be parking more than your bike after!  And if no tongues then no go! 

[Moby Dick]

Fuck me!! Be parking more than your bike after!  And if no tongues then no go! 

Shame,
I was looking forward to spraying you......

[Moby Dick]

Shame,
I was looking forward to spraying you......

......with Dettol

[freeze44]

......with Dettol

  don't waste that on me! Quite like the smell of it though!

[Moby Dick]

don't waste that on me! Quite like the smell of it though!

Can’t buy it. All gone. The shelves are fucking barer than my arse in chaps.

[freeze44]

Can’t buy it. All gone. The shelves are fucking barer than my arse in chaps.

Crazy days eh!

This thread be a good source to compare things when some kind of normality returns!

[Moby Dick]

£200/hr and reviews ain’t great.

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[Asianfcuker]

£200/hr and reviews ain’t great.

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I wonder if this is the same Kelsey that got caught drug running about 10yrs ago and served time, not sure if Queen's Hotel (HMP) or abroad.
She must be around 37yrs by now.

AF

[chrishornx]

£200/hr and reviews ain’t great.

Not a great combination.

[Moby Dick]

Sssshhhh this Librarian  (  ) is looking for Sugardaddies who earn more than £70k/yr


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Looks good at £120/hr with ZERO feedback since March 2016!! TGTBT
But £1200 to fuck her virgin arse - proper piss taking.

Updated her profile.
Someone must have fucked her arse, now advertising discounts for gangbangs (£350 for MMF deluded)

Plus updated her pics, looks twice the size (new v old pics)


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         NOW                 BEFORE ?

[Blackpool Rock]

Updated her profile.
Someone must have fucked her arse, now advertising discounts for gangbangs (£350 for MMF deluded)

Plus updated her pics, looks twice the size (new v old pics)


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         NOW                 BEFORE ?

"Before" looked good but we probably all guessed the pics were TGTBT.
"Now" is just as per expected 

[Moby Dick]

"Before" looked good but we probably all guessed the pics were TGTBT.
"Now" is just as per expected 

Must be getting lots of sugar (ie cakes) from her daddies £200weekly allowance.

[Moby Dick]

Proper Pisstaker

£140hh
£180ph

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Double books and expects you to accept half hour bookings at £140hh

[tesla]

Proper Pisstaker

£140hh
£180ph

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Double books and expects you to accept half hour bookings at £140hh

with all that body mutilation she would have to pay me, and then I still wouldn't

[Blackpool Rock]

Just looking on AW and saw this girl advertising a "Flash Sale" £15 off all advertised prices 
Then I scroll down and look at her prices £100/15 minutes £130/30 and £190/hr 

Searching her AW number on here brings shows she's already on this thread and furthermore actually has the honour of being the 1st entry so I guess she has gone full circle 

Her prices back last Sept were £80/15 £120/30 and £170/hr so even with the "Sale" she is still £5 more expensive than she previously was on 15 minutes and an hour, alternatively if you want the bargain then book her for 30 minutes and save £5   

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Yet another shout out for this twat, currently doing outcalls only at £250/hr or £500/2hr
Phone number showing so not fussed about breaking the lockdown 

[freeze44]

Green light on and down to £130 ph 

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[Moby Dick]

£600/hr
£400/hh
£200 for 15 minutes

Silly Girl.
She should be sensible stating not available and going into lockdown.

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[freeze44]

£600/hr
£400/hh
£200 for 15 minutes

Silly Girl.
She should be sensible stating not available and going into lockdown.

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Sure she was saying before not working, cam only blah blah...really not doing themselves any good!!!

[Blackpool Rock]

Green light on and down to £130 ph 

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Yeah what a bummer, just as she reduces her prices to a more normal rate i'm not punting 

[nsa_fun_87]

Green light on and down to £130 ph 

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Just shows how much these girls 'value their worth' and are really just money hungry. First sign of less income and the price drops down. This also hightlights the fact that if we didnt pay some of these ridiculous prices (which i myself am guilty of) then the rates would go down. We hold the power lads!!!

[Kool Keef]

Green light on and down to £130 ph 

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Doing 20 quid blow n gos 

[freeze44]

Doing 20 quid blow n gos 

That is cheap! Though I saw a line of blokes in town before! 

She taking some risk!!

Plus q&a says £100 blow and go?!! 

[Moby Dick]

Doing 20 quid blow n gos 

Sounds Desperate
Gunna have to suck 10cocks in ah hour to make her previous rate.
Whilst Marcies approach is the opposite. Does less for more.
Dunno where it will settle when we come out of lockdown. But these two clowns will be at the bottom of OFF my list.

[Kool Keef]

Sounds Desperate
Gunna have to suck 10cocks in ah hour to make her previous rate.
Whilst Marcies approach is the opposite. Does less for more.
Dunno where it will settle when we come out of lockdown. But these two clowns will be at the bottom of OFF my list.

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[freeze44]

Been changed now but I screen shot it before

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Might do a cash point meet with her. 2 meters apart no way she can get hold my cash but suppose could have a chat about things, how the blow and go been, the weather etc etc and then drop £10 on the floor?

[Moby Dick]

£600/hr
£400/hh
£200 for 15 minutes

Silly Girl.
She should be sensible stating not available and going into lockdown.

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Now Reduced to:
£400ph
£200hh
£100 for 15minutes

[Blackpool Rock]

Doing 20 quid blow n gos 

Given that her rate was sky high before wouldn't you have thought that d have 1000's stashed away and could easily take 6 months off until the dust settled 
The fact that she's drastically dropped her rates tends to indicate that she's desperate for the immediate cash, my guess is that she must be sticking most of the cash up her nose or in her veins so has had to drop her blow and go rate down to the crack whore rate

[Blackpool Rock]

Now Reduced to:
£400ph
£200hh
£100 for 15minutes

Dutch auction anyone 

[Moby Dick]

Dutch auction anyone 

TBH even if they offered to pay me I’d turn them down.
Anyone watch Contagion last night.?
Forget bog rolls I’m gunna buy a fish bowl for me head and carry a gun.

[freeze44]

TBH even if they offered to pay me I’d turn them down.
Anyone watch Contagion last night.?
Forget bog rolls I’m gunna buy a fish bowl for me head and carry a gun.

Agree. Must be desperate or not give a fuck?

Saw that in the USA in some areas, no panic buying loo rolls but big lines to stock up on guns!!!

[Moby Dick]

£600/hr 

I remember the good old days (not so long ago actually) when I could spray me Moby Spunk on a pretty lasses face for less than £60.
Now if I get caught going to a punt I face a £60 fine.
That’s not stopping me.... social distancing is... we are all in this together.

[Kool Keef]

Given that her rate was sky high before wouldn't you have thought that d have 1000's stashed away and could easily take 6 months off until the dust settled 
The fact that she's drastically dropped her rates tends to indicate that she's desperate for the immediate cash, my guess is that she must be sticking most of the cash up her nose or in her veins so has had to drop her blow and go rate down to the crack whore rate

Not a good look.
As the late, great Rick James said, "Cocaine's a helluva drug!"

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[Toadfish]

Given that her rate was sky high before wouldn't you have thought that d have 1000's stashed away and could easily take 6 months off until the dust settled 
The fact that she's drastically dropped her rates tends to indicate that she's desperate for the immediate cash, my guess is that she must be sticking most of the cash up her nose or in her veins so has had to drop her blow and go rate down to the crack whore rate

Based on the plastic surgery she has blatantly had, I suspect she has spent all her money on that or buying stuff. She will be one of those people that spends every penny that comes in buying as much over priced shit as possible.

[Drayki]

Wouldn’t touch her for all the tea in China 

She’s an ugly fucker    too many tatts and must be desperate for Lemo if she’s doing bj’s for £20

[Blackpool Rock]

Been changed now but I screen shot it before

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Don't know how to screen shot etc so perhaps someone else can however she has basically just confirmed the drug requirement, profile text now contains the following line (no pun intended)

£20 blow and go service, "I will get paid in party tackle", I offer duo blow jobs with Savannah F "for half a GRM"

[freeze44]

Don't know how to screen shot etc so perhaps someone else can however she has basically just confirmed the drug requirement, profile text now contains the following line (no pun intended)

£20 blow and go service, "I will get paid in party tackle", I offer duo blow jobs with Savannah F "for half a GRM"

Jesus! Think some losing their heads!! 

 ♥ BLOW AND GO £20♥ CHEAP SLAG♥
]♥  £20 BLOW AND GO SERVICE ❤I WILL GET PAID IN PARTY TACKLE❤ I OFFER DUO BLOW JOBS WITH SAVANNAH F FOR HALF A GRM ♥ 

❤GOOD WHORES AIN'T CHEAP, CHEAP WHORES AIN'T GOOD❤

 

[Kool Keef]

Don't know how to screen shot etc so perhaps someone else can however she has basically just confirmed the drug requirement, profile text now contains the following line (no pun intended)

£20 blow and go service, "I will get paid in party tackle", I offer duo blow jobs with Savannah F "for half a GRM"

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[Kool Keef]

Jesus! Think some losing their heads!! 

 ♥ BLOW AND GO £20♥ CHEAP SLAG♥
]♥  £20 BLOW AND GO SERVICE ❤I WILL GET PAID IN PARTY TACKLE❤ I OFFER DUO BLOW JOBS WITH SAVANNAH F FOR HALF A GRM ♥ 

❤GOOD WHORES AIN'T CHEAP, CHEAP WHORES AIN'T GOOD❤

 

She's gotta be trolling or taking the piss (apt for this thread) surely she isn't that dumb & desperate?

[freeze44]

She's gotta be trolling or taking the piss (apt for this thread) surely she isn't that dumb & desperate?

Unless she's planning to jack it in, posting that shit only going to get the nutters through her door? Madness 

[Kool Keef]

She might need to remove the 'Good whores ain't cheap' line from her profile 

[Blackpool Rock]

She might need to remove the 'Good whores ain't cheap' line from her profile 

And what about "Cheap whores ain't good"   

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Crazy! What else will she risk? And if its trolling then she is only shaftin herself!

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Based on the plastic surgery she has blatantly had, I suspect she has spent all her money on that or buying stuff. She will be one of those people that spends every penny that comes in buying as much over priced shit as possible.

Possibly or at hwr orig rates shes nor crazy busy?

But how by doin this or even portraying to be carrying on in this current pandemic will she be able to try and command her previous ott  prices?

Now £130ph, was £170 last sunday in birmingham stating a reduced rate due to current affairs (cv19)

Imo shes shafted herself big time business wise

[Toadfish]

Fucking hell, even though I thought she was taking a huge risk still working, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt on the drugs. She has just confirmed I was wrong. Mental.