Massage-Girl (Birmingham)

[wolves lad]

Comms: - All arranged via WhatsApp and easy, same day mid afternoon appointment last week.

Price: - £35 Trim of Chest, Pubic area and balls & £40 for sensual massage.

Location: - Shit street in an ok area, parked on pavement as on corner plot, note local KJ couldn’t keep his eyes off my car (wouldn’t park here @ night).

Lady: - Profile says 38, she’s 55 and size 18 looking, nothing like her AW profile or her WhatsApp. Trying not to be mean, but she’s not clean and looks a state.

Service: - Reluctantly stripped naked and she trimmed me as agreed, she wouldn’t stop talking to the point of driving me mad, she cut me in a couple of places the dizzy cow.

Due to the fact her home was not clean (putting that mildly), she herself wasn’t clean so I refused the massage and paid the £35 and got the fuck out of there.

My spider senses tell me something is going on with her (I best not cast aspersions on here) I seriously recommend she’s avoided.

Sorry I cannot post a link.

[Derrick101]

This one ?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[wolves lad]

Thanks Derrick that’s the one (with photos from 15 + years ago)

[micky38]

she is dirty , the house smelly , the bed is dirty and she is more than 55 fat big belly , scarify hair , it was shitty punt i left half way

[shed]

she is dirty , the house smelly , the bed is dirty and she is more than 55 fat big belly , scarify hair , it was shitty punt i left half way

When was this?
Interestingly your 3 reviews are all negative with similar comments 

[micky38]

i normally review the bad one , to avoid them , when i see something positive its already positive in the review so no point of writing anything 

[MN1972]

I actually know this woman, though not through punting, she is 48 not 38 as profile states

Kind of weird as i know her quite well.

[MN1972]

she is dirty , the house smelly , the bed is dirty and she is more than 55 fat big belly , scarify hair , it was shitty punt i left half way

She is 48, and that is because i know her, but wont be posting 'real' details obviously.

[BrumTallGuy]

Tits on the floor. Gross. Rtft.

[Trees]

I saw this lady a couple of weeks ago and she is not as bad as is being made out .
She is larger than I like and than is on the photo but she did try hard .
She got extremely wet , I think this must have been “ squirting “
It was an experience! .

[wolves lad]

I saw this lady a couple of weeks ago and she is not as bad as is being made out .
She is larger than I like and than is on the photo but she did try hard .
She got extremely wet , I think this must have been “ squirting “
It was an experience! .

Rrrrrr bless “she tried hard”

4 dress sizes bigger than she says, 10 years older than she says, dirty house and unclean herself and all is forgiven because she’s a trier.

Give me strength!

[Jockey]

I ain't had a chance to review yet

I met this one recently.

£20 bj - paid 40 for twice

- she looked like she just woke up and came down In a granny night top (agreed)
- she talks a fair amount however I didn't find her annoying

The whole experience for me was like meetig a mate for a blowjob,  casual talk and 0 clock watching. Got to cum.

Paid to cum twice but didn't manage the second one.  I'm 99% sure she would have tried for a good hour more but I didn't want to waste her time

Size 18...  Erm who ever I saw was no more then a size 10 andefo the woman in the pictures. Maybe slightly diffo.

I will say I realised she scored someting before my punt. Was it weed,  coke I don't know / however no issues for me as she didn't look like a smackhead